Here’s Matthew McConaughey practicing some yoga on the beach this weekend. I understand women enjoy a man in prime physical condition such as this which is why, today, I’m officially going to start looking less gorgeous. Guys, the bar has been lowered. Sorry, it took so long, but I’m part cyborg and have no sense of empathy.
NOTE: That last sentence wasn’t intended to be as seductive as it came off. Or was it?
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havoc | February 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I can smell him from here.
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Amy | February 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Yoga actually supplements a man’s physical condition…and the moves are harder than you think!
Dixie | February 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Too bad he is not playing the bongos in the nude!
Guest | February 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Yay for him! Yoga is
super awesome, but
super hard. He’ll be
even hotter once he
continues with this for
a while.
xoxo
Myrtle Beach | February 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Sitting like that takes away 90 percent of the stud appeal. It tells chicks, “I really don’t want to have sex with a woman.”
. | February 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I think it was intended to be seductive mr Superficial, you minx ; )
yogie | February 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Oh god, this guy is the king of all douches. I never knew his legs were so short. He’s just a wee little man, isn’t he? I’ll never do yoga. There’s something about going in a small room with lots of flaky morons who are comfortable flatulating at one another that just doesn’t do it for me.
wet newspaper | February 2, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Yoga is kinda ghey, but he’s hot hot hot.
authorego | February 2, 2009 at 6:10 pm
“Do. Or do not. There is no Try”
I do not see Yoda’s wanger peeking from those loose shorts.
Chauncey Gardner | February 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Look at the size of his fucking head, compared to the rest of his body. Look at his little T. rex arms. He’s a total freak.
cynthia | February 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Let’s not assume he’s doing yoga. It’s Matthew McConaughey. He’s probably having a severe gas attack.
FRIST!!! | February 2, 2009 at 6:20 pm
He’s just trying to get back his figure after giving birth to his son Levi..
tahnee | February 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm
did the superfish writer change?
missed the 2 best stories | February 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm
1. The 30-sec hardcore porn clip that interrupted the Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson.
2. Christian Bale’s freakout on the set of “Terminator Salvation”, on tape:
“The “Dark Knight” star launched into a lengthy, expletive-laced tirade against Shane Hurlbut, “Terminator’s” director of cinematography, after he allegedly walked into the actor’s shot. “I want you off the f—ing set, you p—k!” Bale screamed as Hurlbut can be heard quietly apologizing. “Don’t just be sorry – think for one f—ing second. What the f— are you doing?! I’m gonna f—ing kick your f—ing a– if you don’t shut up for a second,” he shouted at one point, just before threatening to have Hurlbut fired. “Am I going to walk around and rip your f—ing lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the f— are you walking right through? What the f— is it with you?” Bale wrapped up his rant with a simple, “f—ing a–.”
Yep, he’s a psycho for real.
Lisa Turtle | February 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Looks like he’s stretching before a run on the beach, not doing yoga. Wtf.
Italian Stallion | February 2, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I know why this douchebag stays in warm weather. One time he went skiing in Colorado and he had to go to the bathroom on the slopes. It took him two hours to get one inch of dick through three inches of clothing………
Tracey | February 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm
You guys are so freaking gay! He is not the best looking actor, but he does not give a FUCK what you losers think about him. And I would do him just for that reason.
Jealousy is such an ugly thing.
kate | February 2, 2009 at 7:57 pm
He is really very hot on the ***sugardaddyconnect. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
Anonymous | February 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Matthew McConaughey can exercise all he wants but he is and always be a BUTTERFACE.
Anonymous | February 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Aka. total FUGLY.
lola | February 2, 2009 at 9:13 pm
He looks retarded here. These are really bad shots
Dreadnaught | February 2, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Does this guy ever exercise indoors?
beata | February 2, 2009 at 10:29 pm
@17 Of course he doesn’t give a fuck about what we think of him. When you stumbled across this site did you think it was, uh, serious or something?
p.s. everyone else is right… he looks like a wanker.
gerard Vandenberg | February 2, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I’m curious: WE MAY LAUGH NOW, folks?
snackmix | February 2, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I’ll bet he’s got smelly nuts.
Helena | February 2, 2009 at 11:19 pm
HAHAHA, #10, I was thinking the exact same thing! He looks deformed in these pics.
miss | February 2, 2009 at 11:33 pm
hes really hot but yoga is super gay and for pansies and girls and gross ugly hippies that dont shower
sorted81 | February 2, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Uglier than a hatful of arses. Wouldn’t touch him with another woman’s vag. And, a dirty hippy to boot. Next!
nennycakes | February 3, 2009 at 1:30 am
Those arms of his look extra stumpy in the large pic. He should go back to his old standby of keeping them crossed over his chest. That and showering. Having said that, I do adore that Mr. Wooderson, though.
Mooger Booger | February 3, 2009 at 3:19 am
What a pansy.
dew | February 3, 2009 at 3:23 am
Wow, oh wow! Superficial does actually listen to snide comments about not having enough beefcake.
Stretching is good to slow down aging, and it helps to be limber for intimate times too.
And how can people tell whether his legs look short from those fore-shortened angles anyway? While 5’11″ isn’t super tall, it’s certainly not short. I bet his inseam is at least 33″, if not more.
joanna | February 3, 2009 at 4:55 am
he’s a douche.
Ummm...yeah... | February 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
Fish, just say…Yeah, fucked that, ok…next
STINK | February 3, 2009 at 7:04 am
Is he -trying- to make the world think he is a douchebag? Might as well be wearing a polo shirt with a popped collar…
Stephadoodle | February 3, 2009 at 8:34 am
I like the way he’s looking at the dog in the last panel, like “You’ve disrupted my chi, you scrappy dog”
RD | February 3, 2009 at 8:47 am
what’s with the full luxurious head of hair? I thought he was balding? He does yoga with a rug on??
hendero | February 3, 2009 at 8:59 am
I’m beyond bored with this tool and his bizarre antics. Who does yoga on the beach?
Alex | February 3, 2009 at 9:09 am
He is super HOT!
Alex | February 3, 2009 at 9:12 am
I like his doggy, looks like Bolt with spots hahahahaha. Leave the guy alone, he is just doing some yoga, what exactly annoys you about that? hahaha what a bunch of psychos.
jrz | February 3, 2009 at 9:34 am
It would be more interesting if he got his Yoda on.
freejose | February 3, 2009 at 11:52 am
I tried to look up his shorts. Does that make me gay?
sniffle | February 3, 2009 at 11:56 am
His legs are too long
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | February 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Ugly face, nice bod, bag on head time.
daleile555 | February 3, 2009 at 9:19 pm
YES!! he’s the man!! like always!
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Tom Kruse | February 3, 2009 at 10:28 pm
This dude is nasty, disgusting, dirty and weird. Sort of like Kim Kardashian except Kim is classier than this shitstain.
jomacro | February 3, 2009 at 10:42 pm
he might be sweaty but
i’d let him use my ass as his personal lifelike simulated vag.
lucy | February 3, 2009 at 10:44 pm
He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a interracial website named
“b l a c k w h i t e friends . c o m” What is he looking for there?
gerard Vandenberg | February 3, 2009 at 10:55 pm
A “hulk hogan” relative, folks?
fancy | February 5, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I know we’ve been begging this guy to put a shirt on for years, but this is the shirt he chooses? its so trailer park, sleeveless, the color’s all wrong, it looks like he bought in the 90% off bin at a kmart, then cleaned his car with it.
isn’t he a gagillionaire?
just wear a tshirt man
smart lipo | April 12, 2010 at 6:18 am
Wow, oh wow! Superficial does actually listen to snide comments about not having enough beefcake.Stretching is good to slow down aging, and it helps to be limber for intimate times too.