Here’s Matthew McConaughey practicing some yoga on the beach this weekend. I understand women enjoy a man in prime physical condition such as this which is why, today, I’m officially going to start looking less gorgeous. Guys, the bar has been lowered. Sorry, it took so long, but I’m part cyborg and have no sense of empathy.
NOTE: That last sentence wasn’t intended to be as seductive as it came off. Or was it?