Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz back together

Oh my.. this is some funny ass shit… I feel bad to not have found out about this earlier, now all I see are stupid internet stalking sites… ugh. damn chihuahua whore.

Glorya

Damn it. Sounds like I missed one hell of a party.

Poor lil SJ. Didn’t her mummy tell her not to play with the nasty children?

wwwwwwooooow
this makes the good old days off papa and osh and bigjim and stallion seem like nothing. i miss those guys cause they were actually funny in their abuse…
if i said it once i’ll say it again DO NOT COME INTO THE SUPERFICIAL WITH YOUR PERSONAL INFO!! people have gotten ripped to shreds before (feed_me, bored blonde etc)

i wasnt around for it but i remember reading sara-jeans comment and going to her blog and i just knew she was in for it. i agree that she should never have posted her personal blog but i also think taking pictures of her parents and doing stuff with them is over doing it. that whole affair reeked of a bad afterschool special.

Damnit Sarah Jean. What is it going to take to get you out of our backyard? You little psychotic attention-mongering whore.

You know you love the attention that we give you. You never got it growing up in New England with that pair of blanched-out WASP parents of yours. And you obviously aren’t getting it from Damien, or Darien, or whatever the fuck your husband’s name is.

I have a long week ahead of me in which I can either focus on hassling random celebrities, or focus on berating some east coast dimwit who should have her internet connection turned off. It is up to you which path I choose.

So, seriously, stay the hell out of here. I am the god of all hellfire, and seeing as how I have neither a conscience, nor a positive emotion in my body, I would have no problem making you my special little project on the internet. I didn’t get enough hugs growing up, and I am a bit displeased about that.

Also, do the world a favor, and remove every webpage in existance that has any reference to you, your family, your wedding, your husband Darius (or Dakken, or Dilkin – what the FUCK is his goddamn name?), your little dog Skippy, or anything that may even remind the world about you. You can’t hang with the big dogs, you little bitch, so stay on the porch and off of the web.

You one-woman freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-psychologist, because if you are so stupid to confront this collection of highly-intelligent psychotics, then you’ve just gotta go ahead and change the captain of your brainship, because he’s drunk at the wheel.

So, just to re-cap, here is a list of things that I care as little about as you, your family, and this conversation. Let’s see… low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!

PS – don’t throw your religous crap my way. The Lord and I haven’t been on speaking terms for quite a while, so he won’t be much help to you this time.

Give Doris and Doug my best. Also, tell Skippy I hope he gets that peanut butter smell off of his collar.

Goddamn it, I hate stupid people.

TCLTC

Holy Shit! You are killing me!!!! I had to sign up after yesterday’s bloodbath and then the continuation of SJs verbal beating. The bitch is retarted and apparently can’t get enough of it. I FUCKING LOVE YOU FERRET!!!

No Way!
Matt can not stay with her!!!
She can’t even speack her language!

#52 hopeless:

I can’t find where Sara Jean posted this stuff about the trip to Washington DC and the Ten Commandments, so… If she posted it like that word for word then she just pulled it off one of those urban legends emails.

The Ten Commandments are NOWHERE in the capitol building or the U.S. Supreme Court. That’s fiction, passed around by home-schooled fundamentalist anti-first-amendment wingnuts, right down to the fake James Madison quote.

If Sara Jean says she went there and saw it she’s lying.

OK, well, I found SaraJean’s post about the ten commandments. I didn’t see any claims that she saw them herself. The post is word for word taken from one of those unstoppable email forwards so I’ll assume she wasn’t trying to deceive; she was just duped.

yeah, i didn’t even know they were a couple once?