Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz have decided to separate. In a joint statement they say they’ve “decided to take time off as a couple. Due to busy work schedules and so much time apart, they mutually decided four weeks ago that separating was the best thing to do at this time.” Plus the stench of weed coming out of McConaughey’s house was probably a little overpowering for Cruz. And sure, the late night nude bongo sessions were fun at first, but it takes a little more than that to keep a woman interested. Although don’t ask me why. I see a naked woman playing with her bongos and she’s won my heart forever. Get it? Bongos? It’s like you’re in eighth grade all over again!
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Tee hee, Iambananas, do you cut and paste your own posts on a regular basis? I just went to the fire crotch thread, and that same post is there. Methinks that smacks of a desperate cry for attention.
Cheeks–the holocaust is a myth(no offense)
*sarcasm*
sorry feed_me…
i did’nt see your post B-4 i did my chink joke…anyway…
you’re right. it’s so bad that last year some fuck-wad from ABC quit and started working FOR al-jazeera. and it’s all because thier hatered of bush…that fucker could cure aids and they’d bitch that he did’nt do it fast enough!!!
for them, if micheal moore did a movie about it, it must be true…
Believe me…on this site… I don’t need to cry for attention…
#99 and 101.. there you go again posting on me, reading everything I say and obsessing over me!
C.O.O.B. (Club of Obsessors Over Bananas)
Pete–
Seriously? I didn’t hear about that. Well, it’s really no surprise, and not that big of a step to go from ABC to Al-Jazeera.
Yup, it’s so much easier to blame bush for everything. You don’t have a job? Blame Bush. Somebody broke into your car? Blame Bush. You ate too many Cheetos and you’re shitting orange and farting orange powder? Blame Bush.
LOL # 103
President Bush did make a few mistakes… and I don’t necessarily agree with everything he does, and he might not be the best president ever… but I think it’s funny how everyone blames him for everything that goes wrong.
#106… And Sonja delivers some Ghetto trash as usual! (DARE you not to reply)
Well gee, lamebananas, if I see something with my name in it, I tend to read it. If I hadn’t seen my name there, believe me, I would have passed it right by. I love how you never respond to the points I make too. Guess you’re not too smart on the uptake. Buh-bye.
I like matthew. Byze everyone!
Feed Me–sorry, I called you cheeks.
Freudian slip.
I think the IQ of this thread just jumped exponentially.
Ha! I think you were going for SWEETlips.
That’s okay. This isn’t the droid you’re looking for.
Yeah, that’s iambananas.. NOT smart, lol. Not smart enough to tell you something that Iambananas has told you a million times before when you posted the same insult/post towards Iambananas.
Probably doesnt reply because you can just look a previous posts when you posted the same thing over and over to him. Insulting and attacking him.
And I’ll have you know… NONE of the Lindsey Lohan posts have youdon’tneed_no_chocolate’s name typed on it… not before the insult… I read them all, I know.
You are just obsessed with Iambananas being wealthier than you and that Iambananas isn’t trash mouth ghetto trash with a kid living in a shack in San Bernardino.
So you be predictable and throw your insults like most uneducated people do. That’s all your kind knows how to do in a situation faced when one person has an upper hand of maturity.
And I love how you never respond to the points I make. Guess I should use smaller words and more colloquialisms so you understand better.
I ask you for the last time… stop obsessing over me and Iambananas… stop insulting when there is SOO much to insult about you and.. please… get a hobby. Preferably books.
It is more than unfortunate what is going on with the killing of innocent civilians in Iraq. However, there are two sides to every story and I haven’t heard from the Marines who were implicated. Being a service member myself, I would certainly want a chance to explain my actions before I was crucified.
You know, like Zacarias Moussaoui.
It is a shame when American media will defend the rights of three inmates in Abu Grabe prison who were convicted of gang raping a 15 year old girl, yet we won’t give our own Marines the benefit of the doubt.
Those poor mistreated rapists. *sniffs*
And it’s an “I”… not an “L” at the beginning of the name Iambananas.
Jut answer me this finally… can you tell the difference between an I and a L?
I thought that you were leaving, lamebananas. Oh, okay, TECHNICALLY you left, to switch into your alter-ego. I get it.
So you never answered my question about you pretending to be younger than me, then posting some picture of some old hairy dude (your “daddy”? and by daddy I don’t mean biologically) that was supposed to be you. You kinda disappeared after that.
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Yes, I can, but it’s so much more appropo to call you LAMEbananas.
Okay, back to the childish comments, I see… nothing new coming from you. Just believe me… I am younger than you… and better.
It’s not your fault… were just completely different breeds of human :-) Don’t blame yourself for being ghetto like that… sometimes situations are out of your control.
I wasn’t going to say this… BUT…
…sometimes birth control is forgotten and you’re stuck with a responsibility… you can’t help it! Oh, wait, that last one, you can.
gotta go…got a garden to plant, and i don’t want to turn this into the fox news roundtable…
glad to see some like-minded, sarcstic, horney people here…i alays got your back feed_me!!!
out
Did you get that part about how bantering with you is like the little kid who goes, “I know you are, but what am I?” And can you PLEASE just admit that you and LAMEbananas are the same? And as I said to you a minute ago,
BUH-BYE.
And is so appropriate to call you youdontneed_no_chocolate… it’s not slimming, hon.
When did I say “I know you are, but what am I?”? I’d LOVE to know… or is it another thing you’ve made up. You just can’t take that I point out fact about your life and you have nothing on me except Lamebananas.
And P.S. we are not the same. Not to say that we don’t know each other… we are just not the same.
And now that I’ve insulted you to the brink of glee… BUH BYE.
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Bye, ptprez, always enjoy your posts.
Pete, gotta go buy the rugrat a fish for his room. See ya!
And if you find it so unpleasant to reply to me… simply DONT… it’s a free country.. and replying to me is optional.
But the child inside you just can’t let it go. Just like when I and Iambananas let it go and you kept it up.
Okay, you guys… last one I promise (and I hope she sees this one)…
127. Posted by Feed Me Chocolate on June 3, 2006 02:00 PM
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Bye, ptprez, always enjoy your posts.
Pete, gotta go buy the mistake a fish for his room. See ya!
Wait a second… feed_me_chocolate and Feed Me Chocolate is not the same. Dare I hope that I finally got you banned and you have to make a new one up? It worked! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bye all… I don’t have to advertise where I’m going becaus eI’m not all happy to get out of the house, I do it all the time, unlike some.
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and one last thing…
go fuck yourself with magic johnson’s hiv infested cock…
luv ya…
I like Matt he’s a fun albeit very hot guy (sigh, he was so dreamy in Dazed and Confused)…maybe Penelope is too cute for him or something…or doesn’t like to rock the ganj as much as she said she did when she first started dating him…
Feed_Me_Chocolate:
#97
“I think our media is the terrorists’ best ally.”
#106
“Yup, it’s so much easier to blame bush for everything. You don’t have a job? Blame Bush. Somebody broke into your car? Blame Bush. You ate too many Cheetos and you’re shitting orange and farting orange powder? Blame Bush.”
So what’s it like to be so self-righteous?
they probably broke up because she stopped puting a certain male-member into a certain pie-hole…
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so what you’re saying is if everyone does’nt buy into the liberal media spin, and has a mind of there own, they’re self-righteous???
God knows there’s certainly enough blame to go around.
ptprez, for #132… you’ve been added to my list of SF heroes. Thank you.
People viscerally dislike Penelope Cruz because she’s obviously very vain.
Asked for her ugliest feature, her reply was something like: “My feet, because they’re calloused from the many years I spent as a **serious ballerina**.”
..Then she shows off her perfectly pedicured, pretty feet (encased in very sexy, tiny strapped sandals, just made for showing off sexy feet) with a look of pure adoration in her eyes for her own beautiful feet.
Because, of course, those are her “ugliest” feature.
When she looks at her face, it’s surrounded with a golden glow and a thousand angels are singing “Hallelujah” in her head.
That’s why she’s a perfect beard. She doesn’t need anyone else’s love. She probably only has sex with herself.
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my pleasure!!!
#136
Having an opinion is not being self-righteous. Not in the slightest.
Pronouncing the media as an ally re: terrorists? Yeah, a little self-righteous.
138 = nail on the head
#138:
Harsh yet accurate.
#71 Seabisquit? Okay, I’ll be glad to ride that filly if she needs a little post-Matt workout…
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in this day of satilite tv, where the enemy can say “see, all their people think war is wrong” because every news story about the war is negative, makes the bad guys stronger and the good guys weaker…
VISIT CELEB-PALACE.TRIPOD.COM PPL!! IO KNOW YOU’LL LOVE IT!!!!
P.S HU REELY CARES ABOWT THIS BORING COUPLE ANYWAY!!
Oh, and of course her feet were only “ugly” because she sacrificed their original, even greater beauty, for the pursuit of her “art”.
I have ugly feet and I draw as little attention as possible. I don’t even walk around barefoot in front of my husband. Socks and full shoe enclosure at all times.
i’m more disturbed by the add on top the page…
kathy griffin looks more manly than those other bitches…
She’ll never lose the accent because she thinks it’s sexy and she doesn’t have the talent.
#144
Yeah, the world is smaller thanks to advancements in technology. It also means you, the viewer, can access more independent news than ever befor e.g. video blogs from soliders,”citizen journalists” and just about anyone else with a digital camera.
But this notion that the media and terrorists have some unholy alliance?
Explain that one to CBS.
Back to the Superficial…