Matthew McConaughey Wants To Be Rust Cohle Again

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Season two of True Detective was so universally hated that the president of HBO eventually leapt in front of the critics’ bullets, when he should have let them take out Nic Pizzolatto, Justin Lin, and Vince Vaughn, who made up the unholy trinity of terrible writing, utter lack of direction, and lifeless performance that derailed the series. But now Matthew McConaughey wants back in, because he “misses Rust Cohle,” and not at all because he got to basically ignore his wife for six months while he was shooting it. Why would anyone even think tha– Oh. Via Vanity Fair:

And why is McConaughey so desperate to get back into the disturbed character, which earned him an Emmy nomination? Apparently exploring Rust brought him a lot of joy . . . strangely. “I was a happy man when I made that for six months, because I was on my own island,” the Oscar winner said. “Luckily my wife put up with me.”

Hmm, and just what was it about the set of season one that had him so enthralled? I can’t imagine what that could have been:

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And while we’re tossing all-time favorite GIFs around, here’s one that’s totally relevant and fuck you if you think it isn’t:

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This has been another hastily slammed together boob post, because it’s Friday and we already gave you people famous vagina this week. Are you not entertained?!

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