Guy Fieri Is The Yellow King, It All Makes Sense Now
So remember when Matthew McConaughey was all awesome being badass, atheist detective Rust Cohle on True Detective, and then while winning an award for playing a hard-fucking cowboy he thanked God in his speech? Well, here he is doing a cooking segment for his just keep livin Foundation with Guy Fieri because the universe is a flat circle sphincter that shits all over everything I love. What did Matthew McConaughey ever do to you? Not counting every movie he made between 2001 to 2009. Magic Mike atoned for that. IT ATONED!