Guy Fieri Is The Yellow King, It All Makes Sense Now

March 7th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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So remember when Matthew McConaughey was all awesome being badass, atheist detective Rust Cohle on True Detective, and then while winning an award for playing a hard-fucking cowboy he thanked God in his speech? Well, here he is doing a cooking segment for his just keep livin Foundation with Guy Fieri because the universe is a flat circle sphincter that shits all over everything I love. What did Matthew McConaughey ever do to you? Not counting every movie he made between 2001 to 2009. Magic Mike atoned for that. IT ATONED!

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  1. student

    Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul. Only kindness can do that. -Jean Baptiste Henri Lacordaire,

  2. McConaughey is McConaughey no matter what. He’s always gonna be that laid back guy.

  3. siber mundae

    Fish, it’s safe to say we’re more interested in what’s happening in your driveway than Gay Fieri!

  4. Fish, if it makes you feel any better, I’m about 99% sure Matt McConaughey’s take on God is akin to his take on everything else in life. His deity is probably more akin to The Dude in “The Big Lebowski” than Jehovah.

    • Agreed. When he spoke about God at the Oscars, I knew he was not referencing God in the traditional sense like the ultra right wing psycho Christians do. They sure grabbed onto it like he was though. He is a much more Zen type of guy.

  5. I’d rather hang out with Fieri than McConaughey. Hell, I’d rather fuck Fieri than McConaughey, and .. well … look at him. That’s just how much I can’t stand the arrogant little cockfuck.

  6. Fuck! Now I’m hungry.

  7. Deacon Jones

    I think they could have done without the slab of cheese, lol

  8. ContessaStuto

    Too late, Mathew guest starred on Diners Drive ins and Dives years ago

  9. Fahq Dees Sheeat

    So you hate people just because they believe in gods/God? I love how you libtards constantly profess that you’re all about love and peace and equality but if someone else doesn’t agree with your own ideas it’s like sand in your collective vaginas. You are being exactly the kind of bigoted, sweeping judgment-making asshole you claim to hate by lumping ALL people of a certain faith into your shit list.

  10. Mud, Texas Buyers Club, True Detective all more than made up for his weaker stuff. Not sure what the BFD is about him mentioning God and frankly don’t really have any idea what your point was in this erratic article.

  11. PinkyTuscadero

    Patience pays, my friends. Watch to the end, when MM refers to mayonnaise as “lube.”

  12. Downvote Incoming

    seems a little petty to be pissed at the guy because he mentions God.

    hating people based on their faith is every bit as sad and pathetic as those people hating on homosexuals. you may not believe in the validity of some stories about a guy named Jesus who claimed some pretty big stories were true, but you can’t knock basic advise… People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones (see, we’ll remove the word “sin” so no one gets tripped up on religious morals).

    With each passing month and year, the writing for this website becomes a little more aggressive. While your hit count may continue to go up, you’ve become more like Perez Hilton than the original content generated on this website would ever have predicted.

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