So remember when Matthew McConaughey was all awesome being badass, atheist detective Rust Cohle on True Detective, and then while winning an award for playing a hard-fucking cowboy he thanked God in his speech? Well, here he is doing a cooking segment for his just keep livin Foundation with Guy Fieri because the universe is a flat circle sphincter that shits all over everything I love. What did Matthew McConaughey ever do to you? Not counting every movie he made between 2001 to 2009. Magic Mike atoned for that. IT ATONED!