Matt Leinart ashamed of Paris Hilton

…quite frankly after looking at Paris’ boney knee–I think Matt’s real tears were from taking a knee shot in the nuts!
I vote we give the guy the benefit of the doubt…okay….I doubt it….

cookies!

# 38 – agreed!
it is a public service to expose every peen in parasite so the rest of us aren’t toxified……
# 92 – you got any dirt to share with us?

TCLTC

replacing the emergency broadcasting service test message:
TCLTC

Paris Hilton makes me ashamed to be an American, a woman and a human. A total embarrassment to our species.

Wow, I get back from an all expences paid trip on the Sluts-R-Us cruise line (flagship Pole Dancer) and what do I find? The Superfish has gone all Bush Administration on our asses.

Oh, well. If it means no more eden, edna and iamabananaass. I guess its worth it.

If I knew her, I’d be ashamed too…
(thank GOd I dont know her..)

Multiple posts are almost as good as multiple orgasms. Skeet Skeet.

hala hala hala hala

CRUISINGFORCOCK…clearly you lead a sad life….eh I’m happy for you…tcltc…

hala hala? wtf is ur prob..just kidding wink wink

my eyes my eyes my eyes

my neck my back just like that

sherry-cunt:

You said: “I date anyone with a pot belly”

You go girl. Last I heard, Ron Jeremy was available.

TCLT<=====3

is it 5 yet?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ron jeremy is soooo grossssssss

i love you?

tcltc

#76 are you kidding?? there can ONLY be one reason why men flock to her. It’s obvious. She’s an heiress and everything she does in life is over the top. With the amount of money she is worth (by way of inheritance to the Hilton Hotel fortune) many many men will over-look her sluty dieseased ridden body for a chance of getting there hands on even a bit of her inheritance.

#112 so they’d get with her die a horrible herpes-infested death just so their graves can be covered in green?

aye I think not

TCLTC yes he does the little wanker.

Don’t forget to dye me too Megan! We woudn’t want the drapes to not match the carpet now would we?

109 Nice catch

#113 what other reason could it be? They have to be in denial, with hopes that all the rumors about her array of STD’s were not true…but alas, by the time they figure out that the rumors are true…they are already doomed…afterall, look at the list of men she has gone through in the past 2 years..

#115 they don’t need her money, they are after her ass, one that’s the size of the Grand Canyon mind you but that’s besides the point.

The men she’s dating are all equally rich or loaded more than her…they’re after the cunt, in more ways than one and the five seconds of fame her herpes-infested ass will give them

TCLTC

Gotta agree with radio4play – She tricks, er dates, for money, the bulk of her dudes don’t. Leinart’s signing bonus and salary will put him on equal financial footing with her, and his inevitable endorsement deals (Nike, Lamasil, and Valtrex) will put him above her.

Interesting footnote: I briefly dated Paris (3 hour relationship at The Standard in L.A. – don’t worry, I used Sears Weatherbeater latex paint – crap holds up for 5 years). Funny thing was, when I reached up her skirt, it felt just like a horse eating oats. A horse with a drool problem at that.

So, does anyone think the rest of the team is going to make sure that Matt has to use his own whirlpool after practices and games?

80–I missed it :(

But now I can have a hearty retroactive laugh at the “I’ll never get a boob job” bullshit she used to spout. Ha ha ha. Lying cunt.

Does anyone else call Ron Jeremy “The Hedgehog”????

I’m pretty sure the equipment manager of the Cards freaked when he saw that Hilton shit. Like buddy wants to be washing Lienhart’s herpe infested uniform every fucking week…

Ron Jeremy is gross, but he makes me laugh…

What the heck is up with Paris’s left -KNEE- dawm thats som sick lookin s—. Please buy another or stick to pants Woooo thats sick rich girl.

121…

I’m pretty sure his own mother calls him “The Hedgehog.”

:0 <=====3

sherry cunt loves the cock

She’s got scabs on her knees.

Because she’s always on them.

Get it?!?

These Hilton sisters will never live up to the Hilton name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_Hilton

The Chicago Bears issued a similar warning to their star linebacker Brian Urlacher after he had been briefly dating her a year or two ago. She showed up in a skybox on Monday Night Football, and not long afterward they ceased to become an item. This appears to be standard operating procedure re Ms. Hilton for all NFL teams.

Ok, serious question here…
Why does her eye always look fucked up like that???

Paris has gotten so good lately at spreading the love, that you only need to look at that cock-eye and you get herpes

Ron Jeremy makes my clit wiggles. To the left.

Tom Cruise Loves Ron Jeremy’s Cock.

And so does sherry-co.

Everyone on the Arizona team will know when Matt is having an outbreak when he showers in his boxers/swim trunks for a week.
I love me a big man though, and damn if Matt ain’t tall, dark and handsome. But now he has herpes.

I saw Ron Jeremy in the airport last Christmas. I was flying to my grandparents in BF-ing Arkansas and he was at our ticket cuonter. The rest of my family was already there, so it was just me and dad. Oddly enough, my father pointed him out to me. I felt really freaky asking my dad to take a picture with him – he was really nice and friendly to everyone there – so I just banged him in the women’s restroom while my dad watched our bags. I took all of him too, because I am an illustrious whore.

YOU GO!!GIRL *snaps fingers from side to side*

In my opinion… The Superficial “WAS???” by far the best funniest site of it

SHIT I WOULD BE EMBARASSED TO EVEN BE RELATED TO THIS IDIOT.. LET ALONE VOLUNTARILLY HANG OUT WITH THE BROAD.. WHOOO-ARE

ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD — I STILL WOULDNT WANT TO BE APART OF THAT GENE POOL..

ILL TAKE MY CHANCES ON THE LOTTERY

He needs the publicity cause he’s playing in the Siberia of football…Arizona….By the way Matt the cleaners called and said come pick up your man suit.

He needs the publicity cause he’s playing in the Siberia of football…Arizona….By the way Matt the cleaners called and said come pick up your man suit.

jesus, “shank” don’t get your boxers in a wad. Maybe you’re not annoyed as hell at all the ridiculous religious shit by sherry-co, edna, and lambananas and pro-tom cruise posts that get everyone riled up, which cause 176 posts not about celebrity bashing but personal bashing between all the people here….NOT what makes this site funny, or readable AT ALL. Beleive me, this is a step to ensure that these few offenders mentioned above don’t ruin this site anymore, so Libraesque says relax

You would think Leinart’s team wouldn’t have to tell him to stay away from Paris, his momma should have told him so. No mom wants to see her son’s face covered in herpes at the dinner table.

Paris Hilton has passed her saturation point – now she is over-saturated…with herpes.

Honestly, I felt bad 4 him when I saw that he was dating this HIV posterchild.

#38 I totally agree with you. ;)