Former USC star Matt Leinart was told to stay out of trouble by his new team, the Arizona Cardinals, warning him that if he’s serious about football he shouldn’t be photographed out late dancing and drinking with Paris Hilton. A source tells Star:
First to have herpes!
Wow…. poor Matt. But you know what? maybe he’s looking to get on the dis list for a while :o)
And seriously, lately her jubblies have been wayyy bigger. Either she found Victorias Secret or she had something done.. I’d bet the former because the latter would require too much time away from the cameras. What happened to “I like being flat chested!”
I must have a pair of those Christian Louboutin shoes. They are awesome.
But she is a skank.
Holy crap! I have never seen a faggier pair of shoes then those shown in the last picture. Even worse than the STDs, it’s those “Paris thought they were hot” shoes, man!
I’m ashamed to live on the same planet as her.
FIRST!!!I DON’T CARE!!!!FIRST
is that rug burn on her knees??
Ok, why are we being blocked????
They’re just jealous. Jealous that they aren’t getting the super herpes!
Oh yeah, third! since we’re counting…
Pansy. But hey, maybe Paris gets off on that. She can bitch-slap the little pussy until he screams “HERPES!!”
Does she know (or care) that her bra is completely exposed?
She looks like she got a boob job recently.
She also invented the super duper push-up bra 5000.
USC head coach to Matt Leinhart:
“Snap out of it you little bitch!”
That’s ironic, because Arizona is ashamed of Matt Leinart.
Her blacks don’t match. WTF is with his hand? Why does it look like he shaved it just past the knuckles?
Nice rug burns on the knees there, Paris.
Considering that she exposes her skanky vag on a regular basis to any small child walking by, I don’t think she does care.
#5 Uh, no. I am pretty sure she has a team of scientists working around the clock to find a way for her ass not to stick to the seat of her McLaren so she can walk around in her regulation uniform of thong and pasties.
Thats the new “Very Sexy” Victorias Secret push up bra. . .Thats why she doesnt care if it shows. . . She’s like “look at my boobies”. . . And that Football player has the ugliest watch in the world!
I do like the dress thought. . .yes, I’m done.
GOD DAMNIT – Since when has it become socially acceptable for grown men to cry? All these pansy, ‘in touch with their emotions’, emo men are RUINING the whole male sex.
Oh and by the way, I’m a gay guy saying this…. MEN STOP CRYING LIKE CHILDREN!!!!
#6 BigJim, please feel free to use the term “regulation uniform of thong and pasties” in your creative writing.
her tights make her legs look scaley
He cried over Paris Hilton? Wow, her vagina must have magical powers.
Of course they told him to stay away from her- do you know how hard it is to run away from a 300 lbs lineman when your crotch is burning from herpes sores. That ain’t simply jock itch. Anyway the NFL provides women for them to bang that have been tested and re-tested. There is no need for him to waste time putting up with her bullshit when he has a buffet at training camp. And by buffet I mean-all you can eat- just like Cracker-Jack- The More You Eat the More You Want
How anyone could fuck that skanky whore is beyond me. How could he NOT know about her super-herpes? Does he have some kind of super-condom or something, I’m sure it could spread even if he triple-bagged it. There are crack-addicted, STD ridden, HIV-positive prostitutes out there that are cleaner than her. Wow, I sure used a lot of hyphens in this post…fascinating.
#5 uh, no. In fact, I believe Paris has a team of scientists working around the clock to find a way that her ass will not stick to the seat of her McLaren while she is wearing her regulation uniform of thong and pasties.
Car Salesman Land-Man:
“What’s it gonna take to put this Land-Cock into you today?”
Thanks BigJim. I guess you have a point.
I still don’t know who sherry-co is?
He was probably crying from humiliation, or he has herpes in his eyes now too which is entirely possible.
#5–I am fairly certain she’s aware of it and doesn’t really give a shit. Syphilitic cumdumpsters don’t tend to care too much about things like modesty.
My question is: did I miss something? Did Paris buy herself some tits or something? Or is that just 3 inches of foam and wires boosting her swollen ‘skeeter bites up into what looks like cleavage?
He’s only upset because now that he’s been with her, no other female would touch him.
@5— I think we should all be thankful she was wearing a bra at all
Otherwise, I’m just feeling way too laid-back to think of anything witty to say about this oozing twat.
(Or what Big Jim said…) *blush*
Looks like she’s got a bit of rug burn on her knees…surprise surprise
Dammit post my comments already
He should be ashamed of himself…VERY ASHAMED, because he’s putting himself at risk of catching the super Paris herpes. YUCK!
sherry-co is a rabid scientologist who you can find defending her “faith” on all the Tom Cruise Loves The Cock posts.
She’s also fat.
WTF is she wearing on her legs and WHY !!!!!!!!
ILovePapaSmurf – you dont look like the type to be celeb. bashing. . .I saw your MySpace. . .
Comment sensoring is no fun! :(
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