Matt LeBlanc and former model Melissa McKnight have filed for divorce after three years of marriage. According to The Sun, their marriage started falling apart after Matt was lured into a strip club and started groping strippers. Matt and Melissa have a two-year-old daughter who suffers from a neurological condition, as well as two children from Melissa’s earlier marriage.
If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s that all married people should go to strip clubs because strippers take their clothes off and that’s sexy.
#40 It’s very nice of your stripper friends to not tell you the truth about their lives. However as somebody in a family full of lawyers I can tell you in no uncertain terms that strippers from “Reputable” clubs are constantly being busted for hooking. Stripping is one step away from doing porn, and porn is one step from hooking. So either your friends are very nice and keeping you out of their lives or you know the only 5 strippers in the world that are actually putting themselves through Catholic school and just need to dance for the tuition.
Crackalackin is what the zebra (Chris Rock) says in “Madagascar”, and yes, I am only 12 years old. So what?
Maybe the times have changed, but the strippers I knew were not sluts or hoes. They had boyfriends and husbands. Oh well, if they all kept getting arrested they were not very smart, I’d say, and anyway I thought the mafia strip club owners paid off the police, but again, times must have changed.
YUCK! YAWN! BORING!
Sounds like she finally got tired of having to fuck him with a strap-on. Wasn’t there a rumour she lived in a different wing of his house?
I personally think his wife is fine looking!!! i dont know what he’d need in a strip joint. if i were in his shoes, i’d have her tie me up, put a leather hood on my head and tell me ” i put some newspapers under you, now hump them and make your “piggy mess”……mmmmmmm heaven!!!
52. Posted by Ms Crackalackin on April 1, 2006 09:04 AM
yeah. 12 years old. ’cause every 12 year old I know speaks about “how times have changed” and about “all the strippers they knew”..
go smoke some more crack and try again…
Still, meatball subs and two pizza fridays are pretty good inventions.
EH JOEY what you doing groping strippers. married to a formal model would probably be a headache in itself anyways – what has she ever accomplished besides being pretty? at least he has friends (superb acting career), and a bad fucking haircut.
He probably groped those strippers because he felt the need to look more “hetero” in front of his friends (and then make a subsequent press release so that everyone knew how straight he is). Seriously, wasn’t it suspicious that he would be so anxious to make a public apology to his beard, er “wife”? Sort of like how Tom Cruise forces those uncomfortable kisses on Katie (er, I mean “Kate”)whenever a jumbotron zeroes in on them at a ballgame.
No, Joey, no! Zay eet ees not so! You were such zee paragon of virtue, n’est pas? I loved especiallee le blanc stare on your face all zee time. Give me zee call, s’il vous plait?
J’taime – Lilly L’mour
Famous French Whore
Ms. Crackalackin, when I said “not that I would know or anything” what I meant to say was “I would know because I used to be a stripper”, and when you say “men like me” you are obviously making assumptions about what I said and who I am because you wanted to jump up on a soap box and paint this cute little Disney picture about how “exotic dancers” are real women with real jobs who all have dignity and class and are not prostitutes. I’m glad you could have a platform for your old-fashioned feminist dissertations. Maybe you should rent Showgirls again. Reality is their all whores. Whores with hearts of gold.
what the f… is your problem, guys? that he’s hot? that he’s one hell of an actor? that he’s rich? get over yourself!
wow, that much trouble over a strip club??
i cant believe what all you people are sayng about Matty i think he is so cute! iv seen every epasode of friends. Joey is my favorite ( how u doin!) lol
i cant believe what all you people are sayng about Matty i think he is so cute! iv seen every epasode of friends. Joey is my favorite ( how u doin!) lol
i cant believe what all you people are sayng about Matty i think he is so cute! iv seen every epasode of friends. Joey is my favorite ( how u doin!) lol
yaeh he must ve said that when he was at the strip club “how you doing”…… and it was down hill from there
Ive watched friends and joey and although joey isnt as good as friends you have to look at from another point of view….withouth ross, chandler, monica, rachael and phoebee(or however you spell it) it never goint to be as good. But it is still a good show to watch, and i think it got even funnier in season 2
This guy has problems and all you guys are making jokes about him.Nice…that must be an american thing to do!!! sad
I enjoyed Matt le Blanc on Friends, but that’s all someone’s seen of him. He can not get over it at all. He failed with Joey, and now he’s doing another sitcom?? All the other actors from Friends continued their careers and acted on the big screen, but him. I think he can not act in a drama or a more challenging role. So, let it go, Matt Le Blanc!!! We don’t need another remake from Friends!