Matt LeBlanc falls into stripper trap
According to The Sun, Matt LeBlanc has apologized to his wife and baby daughter for drunkenly groping a stripper during a night out at an all-nude club in Victoria, British Columbia. He admits that during a ten day motorcycle trip in Canada with five of his friends, he went to a strip club where a stripper “lured” him into an adjoining room where she removed her black spandex clothing and sat on his lap.
“The stripper was all over me. I was drinking, and she was crossing the line. She was in my face, pushing her breasts into me and grabbing my hands to go all over her body. She was telling me to caress her and in my head I’m thinking, ‘What’s going on?’ If I had. been sober, perhaps I would have acted quicker, but I was pretty drunk. When I realized the situation that was unfolding I felt I was being careless and irresponsible, and I had to get the hell out of there. I could not wait to get home. The guys said a trap had been set for me and I fell right in it, and that’s why I feel stupid and careless now.”
I’m always shocked when I go into strip clubs to find naked women trying to take their clothes off for me. I think it’s obvious that I head into these place to brush up on my quantum physics, so it’s downright sneaky of them to hang out there with their privates exposed. I didn’t come here to watch a naked girl dance on a pole, damnit. I came here for science!