Matt Dillon arrested for driving 106 mph

December 31st, 2008 // 36 Comments

Matt Dillon was busted last night for driving 106 mph in Vermont. The posted speed limit was 65, according to the AP.

When will the universe stop crapping on this guy? First, he loses Cameron Diaz. Then his brother Kevin becomes the big star of the family. And now he gets arrested in Vermont after slathering his naked body in maple syrup. What do you mean that wasn’t in the article? You gotta read between the lines. That’s why I’m the journalist, and you’re the voice in my head.

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Comments (36)

  1. Melvin Moody | December 31, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    what kind of car was I driving?

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  2. Pathetic Worm | December 31, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    He was plainly desperate to get the fuck out of Vermont.

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  3. Voice in your head | December 31, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Search web… cut, paste… think of whitty comment, oh yeah… hahaha… no, stupid…. search web… ok, better… type… I am the JOURNALIST.. Press button… wahooooo!! I knew I could do it!

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  4. p0nk | December 31, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    the last few days i’ve been getting a lot of virus/malware attempts, i think from this site. Anybody else having this problem?

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  5. KimberWolf | December 31, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    He’s my new hero

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  6. Leslie | December 31, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    He was drving an Impala. I own one but I’m not a movie star. I’m guessing his was a rental.

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  7. AdamYYZ | December 31, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    FAKE! The shadows are all wrong…

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  8. Cuntfusion | December 31, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    At least he can STILL get arrested.

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  9. Rev. Al Sharpton | December 31, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I thought he was dead.

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  10. Famous Plastic | December 31, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Wow. Those cops must have been boooooooooored.

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  11. EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 31, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Doesnt he have PBA card? its easy to do buck and change on 65! give the guy a break…

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  12. woodhorse | December 31, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    I’m suprised Vermont is big enough to go 106mph in it. He must have run the stoplight.

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  13. Danklin24 | December 31, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    What the hell is with the gay comment about slathering his naked body in maple syrup? Very random and not needed. Bring back the heterosexual phish.

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  14. Mike | December 31, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    This isn’t news at all. THIS is news:

    http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/postedsports/archive/2008/12/30/patrick-charged-with-speeding.aspx

    Danica Patrick speeding? Who woulda thought?

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  15. jesus | December 31, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    haaaaaaaaaaa my boy kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  16. blp | December 31, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    I thought I read Matt Damon, and I was a sad panda because Jason Bourne FTW! Who the f is this guy?!

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  17. blp | December 31, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    So I looked him up on imdb. He played the asshole in Herbie Fully Loaded and was in Theres Something about Mary. Well done, you were in 2 famous things from the last 10 years!

    Damn fish boi stop posting about nobodies, like for example the page 3 skanks I know of in Britain, but nobody else in the worlds knows or cares about. If they’re not internationally well known in the present day we dont care!

    More Heidi and Spencer! No fuck off (please excuse me I have multiple personality disorder)

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  18. Sheva | December 31, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Rock on Matt, rock on. I saw him in college when he lived right by my school in Manhattan and ironically just recently walking in Soho.

    He’s gotten a helleva long way with his talent. And I say that with a mixture of admiration and envy.

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  19. friendlyfires | January 1, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Wait a minute, if you’re doing 106mph in Vermont, in ten minutes you’re already in the Atlantic Ocean via New Hampshire and Maine. Who’d they call, the Coast Guard?

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  20. Ryan the Canadian | January 1, 2009 at 12:57 am

    Isn’t that just a simple speeding ticket? Why arrest the guy? What if you go 150MPH?? Death Penalty? Federal Judge? Pigs……..

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  21. Maddy is a L7 | January 1, 2009 at 1:26 am

    @ #17- he was awesome in Crash.

    on another note, what was matty patty doing in the 802?

    #20- at least it was just an arrest, sometimes they’ll pull you over and tell you to say the alphabet backwards while they slather maple syrup over your newly nude body.

    .true story .

    *shudder* i need to call my therapist again….

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  22. gerard Vandenberg | January 1, 2009 at 1:57 am

    AMERICANS are funny guy’s when they’re in a hurry, folks!!

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  23. Kraut | January 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    He should come to Germany, here you can drive up to 200 mph in some places :-)

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  25. hehehehehehe | January 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    @ 4

    no. stop looking at so much porn.

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  26. hehehehehehe | January 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    @ 4

    no. stop looking at so much porn.

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  27. Bree | January 2, 2009 at 12:53 am

    ahahah. I go to college in vermont.. and yeah, that’d probably be big news. And believe me- the cops ARE really bored. People often get ticketed for doing 10 over the speed limit. And considering the only highway in vermont is one lane, and mostly no-pass zone… He probably was causing quite the disturbance xD

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  28. hahaha | January 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    I love when people born in 1995, such as blp, talk about who should be considered news. blp is the type that would comment, “Wtf? who are these people and who cares?” on a story about Clark Gable getting a blow job from Eleanor Roosevelt. then, blp would totally ask for more stories about Zac Efron, cuz, like, OMG!–Zac Efron is a waaaay bigger and a more culturally important “star” than Clark Gable and some butterface old lady.

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  29. Flash | January 5, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    “For Johnny!!! We’re doin’ this one for Johnny man!!!”

    - You will forever rock my friend.

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  30. Flash | January 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    “For Johnny!!! We’re doin’ this one for Johnny man!!!”

    - You will forever rock my friend.

    Oh and #17 – you’re obviously very young and btw the world made movies previous to you arriving here.

    see: Drug Store Cowboy, Rumble Fish, The Outsiders…etc…

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  31. çelik bileklik | October 20, 2009 at 6:56 am

    He should come to Germany, here you can drive up to 200 mph in some places

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  32. nowGoogle.com adalah Multiple Search Engine Popular | March 9, 2010 at 10:58 am

    just stay here looking for something

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  33. london of links | March 25, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    He should come to Germany, here you can drive up to 200 mph in some places

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  34. couture dresses | April 29, 2010 at 6:01 am

    Congratulations! Good they caught him before he killed somebody. I really don’t get it, how can people be so brainless?

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  35. Travnik Celitel | May 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    very intresting

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  36. nat | November 3, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    matt dillon would get it all day

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