Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Bozan had a baby girl yesterday and named her Isabella. Which means I totally lost a bet he’d name her Ben Affleck Jr. I gotta make some calls.
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Alacran | June 12, 2006 at 6:11 pm
That is because Ben is also called Isabella at nighttime…
aivilo | June 12, 2006 at 6:16 pm
I don’t care enough to create a witty response to this. Not that my responses are ever particularly witty, anyways.
SoupaSarah | June 12, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I thought matt and ben were gay.
Qdarks | June 12, 2006 at 6:19 pm
*said in a retarted voice*
MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON!
Ari | June 12, 2006 at 6:20 pm
My god. A normal name. ‘Bout damn time.
BigJim | June 12, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Matt isn’t gay, but ben is. Remember? They named that heating muscle rub after him — bengay.
limper | June 12, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Luciana’s teeth are as big as Matt’s. When Isabella grows up she’s going to be able to gnaw through a 2×4.
BigJim | June 12, 2006 at 6:28 pm
This is boring. So she had a kid. Big fucking deal. It’s only been done about 10 billion times before.
If Matt had squeezed the kid out his ass, then I’d be impressed and deem it newsworthy.
BigJim | June 12, 2006 at 6:29 pm
#4:
Spelling it “retarted” makes you retarded.
Iambananas | June 12, 2006 at 6:32 pm
How cute! I am more interested in their baby then Orphan Angies and Bradette’s. I’m totally serious. I like Matt Damion.
Toonlite | June 12, 2006 at 6:34 pm
I’m 11th…Yes….
Shelley Bonnechance | June 12, 2006 at 6:40 pm
The time has come when a movie star naming his/her child a normal name that won’t haunt their poor kid throughout its school days can make me weep happy little tears.
I’m sure there’s still some brat who will taunt, “Nyaaaah,nyaaaah, IZZABELLY GO TO HELLY!” out on the playground, but it’s better than, say, being teased with Piloh Shitt, or haven help her, Suri….
jane's eyre | June 12, 2006 at 6:40 pm
*snore*
Normal name. Nothing to make fun of. This does NOT count as posting more frequently, Superfish guy.
andrewthezeppo | June 12, 2006 at 6:42 pm
wow, my life is more interesting than Matt Damon’s couldn’t he haven’t named the baby Apple Madonna Shiloh Preston Spears-Damon?
celebritywhore | June 12, 2006 at 6:43 pm
#11: Matt Damion? Seriously?
celebritywhore | June 12, 2006 at 6:43 pm
My bad… #10
now I’m lame.
honey | June 12, 2006 at 6:45 pm
now this is one man who should definitely reproduce- he should reproduce all over me
fuck yeah
Nikk The Templar | June 12, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Matt Damon has a wife?
I thought he lived alone in a giant mansion with nothing but jars of his own urine and the flaming bags of crap that were thrown at his door from doing The Bourne series.
chanel_bear | June 12, 2006 at 7:49 pm
I can just see the VHI speacial now….
SURI CRUISE: …and then there was the time when I came home early from school and found my mom and dad bent over the coffee table with my dad yelling out “sock it to me L. Ron!”. I mean, shit like that can really fuck up and eight year old.
APPLE MARTIN: At least you didn’t have the naked yoga sessions. Always with the naked yoga sessions….
SHILOH JOLIE-PITT: Well did you have to spend your Christmases in Namibia? I mean, who the hell goes to Namibia?
ISABELLA DAMON: Well then there was the time when….
BLUEBELL HALLIWELL: Oh shut up! Did your mother give you a stripper name?!?!?!?!?
BarbadoSlim | June 12, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Huh, he really likes them rough, doesn’t he?
TrannyGranny | June 12, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Yeah, bitch is already calling me about paternity, I guess the lil’ bastard looks just like me. But, Damon insisted I not wear a condom. I wonder if the bleeding ever stopped?
HollyJ | June 12, 2006 at 8:46 pm
They can’t call her Isabella!! MY daughter’s Isabella! I put a moratorium on using that name! Damon fcktrds!! >=0
Zanna | June 12, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Yea, Tranny….she called again about paternity. Get the DNA test out of my purse. I only have it in there in case someone accuses me of having a kid I don’t know about.
Fa Cube Itches | June 13, 2006 at 12:19 am
I know just what to get them:
Booties for the kid;
A cigar for Matt;
A bag of oats for the mother.
Fawlty | June 13, 2006 at 12:33 am
#24 that made me laugh out loud for real.
WorldWideWendy | June 13, 2006 at 3:36 am
What I want to know is…is it nescessary on a bicycle?…( actually that would be ‘Issabell’- but it was all I had)
faghag | June 13, 2006 at 7:39 am
Isn’t it a bit of a stretch to attack these two? They keep themselves to themselves, avoid whoring their private lives to the media, he’s always polite and sweet to fans, he’s actually fairly smart and funny in interviews, and his movies are often above average (with a few obvious exceptions). He even gave his kid a nice, boring, overused name (sorry #22, but it is). And I’d do him, even if he is gay.
sissybelle | June 13, 2006 at 8:11 am
Seriously, why is she green?
Fisher55 | June 13, 2006 at 9:40 am
i bet when they kiss their lips don’t even come close to touching
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 13, 2006 at 9:59 am
Matt Damon wasn’t killed by water buffalo in southern China six years ago? Weird.
Jacq | June 13, 2006 at 10:10 am
Awww, to be a media darling. Remember when she was Luciana BARROSSO (sp), not Bozan, the new last name they refer to after these two married? They used to refer to her as a former BARTENDER and post-marriage she’s an interior designer? Give me a fucking break. At least she was married by the time she squeezed this kid out. Lucky bitch.
katie | June 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
hes busted, she fell out of the ugly tree, the kids name is normal, boring….next
Aimtrue | June 13, 2006 at 10:22 am
My God, that kid will be all teeth. Look at the horse mouth on these two. There is some orthodontist looking to retire on this one.
purplepuppy | June 13, 2006 at 10:31 am
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ (that means I’m snoring).
Jacq | June 13, 2006 at 10:32 am
Matt Damon and his wife, Mr.Ed, gave birth to a centaur over the weekend.
Donna A. | June 13, 2006 at 10:54 am
I love the fact these guys are boring and normal.
I am happy for these two. I get tired of the Hollyweird lifestyle. It’s nice now and then to see there are some normal.
Donna A.
sissybelle | June 13, 2006 at 11:14 am
Yeah, I remember when she was an unwed mother/bartender, too.
benni2874 | June 13, 2006 at 11:43 am
now ya’ KNOW that when she does down to visit the “milkman” she has gotta be scraping his shit up with those big ole’ buck teeth of hers. Probably looks like hamburger meat after the meat truck was hit by a train that ran off a mountain..bloody bloody bloody poohpaah. Like rubbin ma’ shit against some sorta wire-brush apper’ratus.
Skönflicka | June 13, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Luciana looks like a man, Jennifer Garner is a man and Wynona Ryder, Matt’s ex, looks like a 9 year old boy …
Doesn’t take much to figure that one out …
anaty2 | June 13, 2006 at 5:59 pm
#19: VERY GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHA
who is this luciana?
anaty2 | June 13, 2006 at 6:00 pm
#19: VERY GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHA
who is this luciana?
Jeremy1Esq | June 13, 2006 at 10:10 pm
nothing better then a hispanic ex bartender with big tits and a kid. The woman has skills. Wasnt she in the movie Spanglish. I did figure they would name the kid Jose+10 Affleck-Damon. Guess I was wrong.
Adrianna | June 5, 2007 at 8:52 pm
cute kid, half hispanic and half white…good mix!
He’s hot, she’s exotic (thats not boring)
AL | August 10, 2007 at 5:27 am
I know Luci well enough to say that Matt is lucky to have found her. The truth is they love each other beyond imagination. There is more to life than meets the eye. “Let your soul gravitate to the love ya’ll”