Masuimi Max

Judging by Dave Navarro’s success with Carmen Electra and this schmuck’s luck with Masuimi Max, I think it’s safe to say that the path towards marrying a hot chick is to grow hideous facial hair and get tons of ugly tatoos. Seriously, how is it that these guys are managing to land such out-of-their-league women? For somebody as hot as Masuimi Max to fall for a guy as ugly as Joe Schmoe, he better have a monster of a personality. Either that, or a giant penis. Ya know, whatever. — thanks Christina

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