Master P saves “Dancing with the Stars”
Just when I thought the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars” would be lost forever with the absence of teen rapper Romeo, along comes Master P to coax me out of the fetal position. P (as I call him) will take his son’s place, after he went down with a baseketball injury.
The pairs will perform choreographed dance routines which will be judged by a panel of dance experts: Former dancers Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and dancer/choreographer Carrie Ann Inaba. The viewing public also gets to weigh in, by phoning in or voting online for their favorite performers.
I though this show couldn’t get any better when Nick Lachey’s brother was added to the list of has-beens and never-weres. But now there’s the off chance of someone stepping on P’s kicks, naturally leading to an all-out gunbattle on the dance floor.