This Post Has Khloe’s Nipples And The New ‘Mass Effect’ Trailer In It

Because I wasn’t joking when I said there’s dicksquat happening today so I’m literally taping together whatever random shit I can find, here are Khloe Kardashian’s nipples for anyone who wants to stare into the cold, hard reality that they’d probably touch a Sasquatch boob. – *raises hand* – And below is the trailer for Mass Effect: Andromeda because just like Red Dead Redemption 2, God is clearly having a blast teasing us with shit we’ll never live long enough to play. Just pissing right in our faces.

Those are some shiny graphics for a game about trying to bang your entire crew in space. (That’s the point of these, right? I never understood why we had weapons.)

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