The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.7.13

October 7th, 2013 // 30 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy gave himself a three-day weekend for his birthday, so in lieu of The Crap We Missed, here’s Masha Lund posing for Raquel Rischard to tide you over until tomorrow and/or pacify the penis gallery for that Justice Scalia post. But just in case, here’s the greatest thing you’ll read all day:

The Night Johnny Carson Found Out His Wife Was Banging Frank Gifford – Deadspin 9.7.13

- The Superficial

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    EricLR
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    Water is the essence of wetness. Wetness is the essence of beauty.

  2. Near as I can tell, that 138 Water makes you boobs fucking huge.

  3. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    That clone stamp looks legit.

  4. Good lord, how is that even possible?

  5. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    Woof!

  6. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Apparently it cures HepC.

  7. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    hollyhood
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    fun fact: lund is Hindi for dick. don’t know how this applies, but THE MORE YOU KNOW! (colorful shooting star)

  8. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    Probably not gonna buy my hooker a $4 bottle of fancy 138 water for post coital hydration. I’ll stick to just turning on the sink in the hotel bathroom, splashing around for a second, then dipping the glass in the toilet.

  9. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Deacon Jones
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    If that was waiting for me every night in bed, I’d be eating dinner at 4:30 and hitting the pillow at 6.

  10. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    All I can see is the shadow of the water on her bathing suit, looking like a little washroom sign dude.

    Oh, and some water I wouldn’t dare drink without penicillin.

  11. right

    “f that was waiting for me every night in bed, I’d be eating dinner at 4:30 and hitting the pillow at 6.”

    guys who are pussy-whipped idiots, never get girls like this. Keep dreaming.

  12. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Dick Cum
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    I’d throw it in her.

  13. Walnut

    why am i so thirsty?

  14. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    cc
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    Ah yes, a macrame bikini to go with her Levi edition Gremlin.

  15. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    cc
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    Look over here…no, over here…goddammit!

  16. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    cc
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    OMG she’s pouring water on her tits! Who thought of THAT?!

  17. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Urbanspaceman
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    If a war breaks out she can be recycled into tires.

  18. teddy

    Lazy effort fish.. just lazy.

  19. She seems very smart.

  20. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    sitsdeep
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    too bad about the fake tits

  21. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    She’s pretty hot.

  22. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    She even looks better naked in her Playboy spread.

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    Inner Retard
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    Wouldn’t be bad. But her huge out-of-proportion fake tits ruin it.

  24. It really is a shame that her tits are aftermarket add-ons, but it makes a guy think…according to Esquire Magazine Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest woman in the world?
    https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRC9ZwqU9CfDEXERhiDeah7Ifz7fDvbkSQuH5vqHy_J4iW_WzMJ

  25. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Sqeets
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    HOLY PHOTOSHOP BATMAN!

    still bang it though.

  26. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Sqeets
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    too bad about the saggy lips (southern portion).

  27. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
    Sqeets
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    Very uninspirational bathing suit. You can do better.

  28. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    Is this how she reloads the saline?

  29. Masha Lund Bikini 138 Water
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    Awh… Perfect!

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