Mary-Kate’s downward spiral

tn_mary_kate_eating_cr.jpgWhere’s Uncle Jesse when you need him? Despondent over Paris Hilton stealing her boyfriend (Stavros Niarchos III), Mary-Kate Olsen says the crisis forced her to drop out of school, move back to L.A. and drink her weight in frappucinos.

But she still indulges in her favorite guilty pleasure — Starbucks, up to four beverages a day!

Michelle Tanner #1 also says that despite being heartbroken, she’s feeling a lot sexier after beefing up to 95 pounds. You got that right, MKO. I know nothing gets me hotter than a woman with the body of a 9 year old.

Mary-Kate talks about her breakup [The Insider]