Mary-Kate Olsen idolizes Kate Moss so much that she wants to make and star in a movie about her.
As long as edginess is confined to her shoulderblades, she has the right amount and then some. Egad.
The scene where she uses a hot crack pipe to masturbate herself to orgasm should be worth at least a Golden Glob nomination.
OMG, a weary, 19 year old “survivor” who’s worth several hundred million dollars. Take a trip through the nearest project or ghetto, MK, and learn what surviving is all about. It’s not living in a mansion and throwing up dinner to fit into the clothes you wore at 16.
Are they going to use the same technology they used in Lord of the Rings for this one? I mean they needed to make real live humans look like hobbits, making that weird midget look like a supermodel should be the same process in reverse.
Do we have this straight? The self-absorbed, actress with an eating disorder – Miss “Don’t call me a role model”; is actually looking at a self-absorbed model with a cocaine habit as HER role model…..
Yeah – that fits right in with that whack job.
Ohh, hoo, hoo,hoo (lauging maniacally, wipes tear from corner of eye) Oh, that’s funny.
MK idolized Kate Moss. Does she not realize that she IS Kate Moss? Yeah, someone scraped some DNA from an old coke straw Kate had used when she was nine and cloned MK and Ashley. But they forgot to add Nutri-grow to the petrie dish and the twinkies came out short and with better teeth.
Oh Mary-Kate, you poor lost deluded soul.
#2 Golden Glob OMG you killed me LOL!!!!!
Now it all makes sense now base upon the article about her yesterday that she does not want to be looked upon as a role model. It is now obvious to us all that she has NO idea what being a role model is about.
That is right MK, my Mom always told me growing up, “Tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are.” Why not hang out with people that have a good head on their shoulders, but for step in the right direction, let
God, I hope this happens. I think to bring edginess and depth to it, it would most certainly have to involve donuts, a vibrating jelly tongue, and a special guest appearance by Jodie Sweetin and her crystal meth.
I think maybe MK doesn’t really want to gather Moss, she just just wants to be rolling stoned.
That girl’s as bony as a damned catfish. The only edge she knows is the one on the instrument she uses to line her coke with.
MK is on her way to KM type lifestyle anyway. However, I don’t think MK does any drugs quite way. She definitely looks kinda stoned most of the time though. Maybe she should be, she’d eat more…
MK is on her way to KM type lifestyle anyway. However, I don’t think MK does any drugs quite yet. She definitely looks kinda stoned most of the time though. Maybe she should be, she’d eat more…
wow so that explains why mk snorts coke, parties till all hours, smokes like a chimney, and throws up anything she eats…she was just trying to be kate moss, ok i got it now
haha just realized mk’s initals are km backwards, sorry one of those second grade moments…:-)
She is a Survivor?!?!?!? Please, Skelotor’s neice couldn’t even survive one semester at college!
#16 Spin, I was thinking the same thing. A survivor of what…..Kate is still in the grips. If she stays clean and sober for 6 months, then I’ll call her a Survivor. Mayyyybe….
Oh, wait, yeah, she survived not being put in jail and not having her kid taken away from her. God, she’s my fucking hero, man!
I want to be Mary-Kate. I’d like to play her in a movie.
I’d call it, “Fat”.
I keep seeing adverts for the VH1 special “WHO FRAMED KATE MOSS”. Cause we all know the poor girl is as innocent as toast. Set up!
Get old already Moss!
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