Mary-Kate Olsen throws Spencer Pratt under the bus on Letterman

June 27th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little “wormy.” I guess that’s showbiz talk for “epic assclown.” Good to know:

Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God — that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.

While I’m not surprised that Spencer Pratt is universally looked upon as Hollywood’s shit stain, I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears. For once she doesn’t look like Yoda on heroin and is actually speaking to other humans. I always figured Mary-Kate communicated via an intricate series of wrist flaps and lip pouting. But real words? Honestly, who saw that coming?

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  1. herbiefrog

    …didn’t we already comment somewhere else ?

  2. oy

    Americans are so dumb.

    Not Mary Kate Olsen, she’s pretty great, but the people who comment on here.

    Stringy hair? Grandma clothes? Hahaha. Idiots.

  3. kat

    @5 .. There are not many ways to rape men besides taking the anus route, as far as I know. Ok, I am no expert I admit.

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  6. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

  7. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

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