Mary-Kate Olsen throws Spencer Pratt under the bus on Letterman

June 27th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little “wormy.” I guess that’s showbiz talk for “epic assclown.” Good to know:

Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God — that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.

While I’m not surprised that Spencer Pratt is universally looked upon as Hollywood’s shit stain, I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears. For once she doesn’t look like Yoda on heroin and is actually speaking to other humans. I always figured Mary-Kate communicated via an intricate series of wrist flaps and lip pouting. But real words? Honestly, who saw that coming?

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  1. mary kate

    first

  2. p0nk

    further evidence that bonnaroo is going down the toilet

  3. sara

    wow she is really normal sounding.

  4. momo

    ALL OVER THAT !

  5. Spencer Pratt needs to be brutally, viciously, anally gang-raped by a crew of thug rappers. Just my thoughts…

  6. mar.mar

    she looks cute!
    im glade she is smart enough not to say anything bad about that butt munch pratt.

  7. @5 I couldn’t agree more

    oh, #1 your douche

  8. 20-20 vision

    “I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears.”

    …sorry, WHAT???

  9. She looks a lot like my stepdaughter. If she lifted that short skirt and bent over, I’d know for sure.

  10. That’s funny that he was the same whiny “im entitled” brat as he is today.

  11. She may be normal ‘sounding’, whatever that means, but she still looks like a troll and very ‘not’ doable.

  12. Oh my GOD!!! What the hell did she smoke before she went on??? Or is she just on a shitload of valium?

    Whatever. Just share is all I’m sayin..

  13. honestly, I think she was acting super drugged out.

    but that’s just me.

  14. veggi

    Her best story about Pratt was when she revealed that he was with her when she discovered Heath Ledger dead in her apartment, which is why there was a delay in calling the police and why Heath was found naked facing down on the bed.

  15. Looking at the 1st 4 pics, her structure, and posture

    She reminds me of Mr. Burns from the simpsons.

    Just female and 50 years yonger. …

  16. Maximus

    She handled herself really well. Better than I would have expected.
    Ashley’s still the cute one, tho.

  17. sara

    by normal sounding i meant her voice; i’m not sure i’ve heard it since full house (never saw any of her other ‘movies’)…

    she just looks nervous, she always looks nervous or embarrassed when photos are taken of her, etc. you’d think after being on tv since she was born she’d be over it but maybe not.

  18. Stephanie

    I like her, you’d feel comfortable around her. If you can look past the clothes.

  19. Bigheadmike

    I think she doing alright…. Considering how her life began…..
    She looks Yummy.

  20. Ted from LA

    What’s wrong with this fucking site today? I can’t post half the time. I have a good one for this twin, but it keeps getting spit back to me. Fuck.

  21. Ted from LA

    #19,
    How did her life begin? Wrapped up naked in a crowed space with a girl? What’s the big problem with that?

    The post that keeps getting kicked back has to do with a 7 time tour de France winner. Perhaps if I leave his name out….

  22. Ted from LA

    Is this the Olsen twin who dated lancearmstrong? I heard he used to cumm Eileen too. It was a one hit one nut wonder.

  23. p0nk

    @14 HaHa veggi.
    MaryKate: “OK Spencer, there he is, ass up. you have 15 minutes and then i have to call 911″

  24. …………………………….HE FITTS?

  25. Stupid girl

    Bonnaroo isn’t in Nashville, it’s in Manchester. She’s dumb, and probably wasn’t even actually there.

  26. Stupid girl

    Bonnaroo isn’t in Nashville, it’s in Manchester. She’s dumb, and probably wasn’t even actually there.

  27. Kimberly

    Funny that the first instance I actually like Mary-Kate Olsen is when she’s talking shit about someone I hate more.

  28. veggi

    I am completely fucking stupid.

  29. Cindy

    I’m sick of people trashing Spencer Pratt. He’s actually hilarious and talented. “Hollywood’s shit stain?” I think “Hollywood’s darling” is more befitting. Don’t be jealous, people!

  30. Cindy

    I’m sick of people trashing Spencer Pratt. He’s actually hilarious and talented. “Hollywood’s shit stain?” I think “Hollywood’s darling” is more befitting. Don’t be jealous, people!

  31. sharpeidude

    Spence should plan a night out on the town with the fellas and OD on the sidewalk in front of some club. Chances are he won’t garner the sympathy that River Phoenix did and the paramedics will get stuck in traffic.

  32. kEEEEEEEvin

    Whoever wrote this forgot to put the ending quotation…

  33. Evil

    She dresses like a grandma but I’d fuck her repeatedly, and be proud about it.

  34. sameshitdifferentyear

    Charlton Heston said it best:

    “Damn dirty apes!!”

    Of course in recent years, he was talking about the Olsen twins when he said it.

  35. She seemed cool. Very normal for someone who has been in the spotlight for so long. It was funny when Dave asked her if she had any advice for other young starletts she said “Wear underwear.”

  36. Ellie

    I was suprised she bagged him out, these twins usually sit on the fence with everything.

  37. googleme

    she was funny, with it, tired, a little weirded out (id guess) by the fact that dave letterman opened with “you’re very young, aren’t you?” spencer pratt “modeled” on a shoot with my ex and was a douche and a half, im impressed she and dave kept the trash talking as tame as they did

  38. nita

    She looks like Madonna’s mini me……

  39. delic8

    she actually looks/sounds okay. for one, it looks like she put on a little weight (which is a very good thing for her, she looks healthy) and she also seems to be talking like a normal human being (also a very good thing for her, it’s hard to cover up that Zoltron-5 accent.)

  40. roop

    I want to dye her hair pink, tease it till it’s standing up and then stick her on my dashboard.

  41. damn you, Superficial!

    don’t make me start liking her!

    wait they’re right about Bonnaroo not being in Nashville. good. i can still mock her easily.

    that laugh Letterman did: awesome.

  42. Juxta Position

    Did I read it right? “She was making out with Ben Kingsley.” As is the dude who played Gandhi?

  43. La Toya Jackson

    This is girl is high as hell of some sort of stimulant! Take that from somebody who used to do lots of drugs.

  44. ganana

    People, it was all rehearsed — she came on the show with an idea of dissing Spencer P. and everything she said was planned. Nothing on tv happens that isn’t on the teleprompter.

  45. ganana

    People, it was all rehearsed — she came on the show with an idea of dissing Spencer P. and everything she said was planned. Nothing on tv happens that isn’t on the teleprompter.

  46. Britney http://ukblackloving.com

    well

  47. ,,

    Have you guys read Spencer’s response?! Very OTT, I thought Ms Olsen was very reserved about what Letterman tried to probe out of her.

  48. Lana

    She was making out with someone her grandfather’s age? That is fucked right up….I can’t believe none of you dumbasses caught that…

  49. Corlyss

    @5: I’d film it.

  50. Plobes

    CUT THAT AWFUL STRINGY DRY HAIR OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    it is so GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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