Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little “wormy.” I guess that’s showbiz talk for “epic assclown.” Good to know:
Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God — that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.
While I’m not surprised that Spencer Pratt is universally looked upon as Hollywood’s shit stain, I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears. For once she doesn’t look like Yoda on heroin and is actually speaking to other humans. I always figured Mary-Kate communicated via an intricate series of wrist flaps and lip pouting. But real words? Honestly, who saw that coming?
mary kate | June 27, 2008 at 12:35 pm
first
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 12:40 pm
further evidence that bonnaroo is going down the toilet
sara | June 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
wow she is really normal sounding.
momo | June 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm
ALL OVER THAT !
Albi, The Racist Dragon | June 27, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Spencer Pratt needs to be brutally, viciously, anally gang-raped by a crew of thug rappers. Just my thoughts…
mar.mar | June 27, 2008 at 12:51 pm
she looks cute!
im glade she is smart enough not to say anything bad about that butt munch pratt.
sportsdvl | June 27, 2008 at 12:56 pm
@5 I couldn’t agree more
oh, #1 your douche
20-20 vision | June 27, 2008 at 12:57 pm
“I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears.”
…sorry, WHAT???
Jimbo | June 27, 2008 at 12:58 pm
She looks a lot like my stepdaughter. If she lifted that short skirt and bent over, I’d know for sure.
Famous Plastic | June 27, 2008 at 12:59 pm
That’s funny that he was the same whiny “im entitled” brat as he is today.
mike | June 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm
She may be normal ‘sounding’, whatever that means, but she still looks like a troll and very ‘not’ doable.
FRIST!!! | June 27, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Oh my GOD!!! What the hell did she smoke before she went on??? Or is she just on a shitload of valium?
Whatever. Just share is all I’m sayin..
mallory | June 27, 2008 at 1:24 pm
honestly, I think she was acting super drugged out.
but that’s just me.
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Her best story about Pratt was when she revealed that he was with her when she discovered Heath Ledger dead in her apartment, which is why there was a delay in calling the police and why Heath was found naked facing down on the bed.
Wonder_Women | June 27, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Looking at the 1st 4 pics, her structure, and posture
She reminds me of Mr. Burns from the simpsons.
Just female and 50 years yonger. …
Maximus | June 27, 2008 at 1:28 pm
She handled herself really well. Better than I would have expected.
Ashley’s still the cute one, tho.
sara | June 27, 2008 at 1:35 pm
by normal sounding i meant her voice; i’m not sure i’ve heard it since full house (never saw any of her other ‘movies’)…
she just looks nervous, she always looks nervous or embarrassed when photos are taken of her, etc. you’d think after being on tv since she was born she’d be over it but maybe not.
Stephanie | June 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I like her, you’d feel comfortable around her. If you can look past the clothes.
Bigheadmike | June 27, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I think she doing alright…. Considering how her life began…..
She looks Yummy.
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm
What’s wrong with this fucking site today? I can’t post half the time. I have a good one for this twin, but it keeps getting spit back to me. Fuck.
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 1:46 pm
#19,
How did her life begin? Wrapped up naked in a crowed space with a girl? What’s the big problem with that?
The post that keeps getting kicked back has to do with a 7 time tour de France winner. Perhaps if I leave his name out….
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Is this the Olsen twin who dated lancearmstrong? I heard he used to cumm Eileen too. It was a one hit one nut wonder.
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 2:06 pm
@14 HaHa veggi.
MaryKate: “OK Spencer, there he is, ass up. you have 15 minutes and then i have to call 911″
gerard Vandenberg | June 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
…………………………….HE FITTS?
Stupid girl | June 27, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Bonnaroo isn’t in Nashville, it’s in Manchester. She’s dumb, and probably wasn’t even actually there.
Stupid girl | June 27, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Bonnaroo isn’t in Nashville, it’s in Manchester. She’s dumb, and probably wasn’t even actually there.
Kimberly | June 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Funny that the first instance I actually like Mary-Kate Olsen is when she’s talking shit about someone I hate more.
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I am completely fucking stupid.
Cindy | June 27, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I’m sick of people trashing Spencer Pratt. He’s actually hilarious and talented. “Hollywood’s shit stain?” I think “Hollywood’s darling” is more befitting. Don’t be jealous, people!
Cindy | June 27, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I’m sick of people trashing Spencer Pratt. He’s actually hilarious and talented. “Hollywood’s shit stain?” I think “Hollywood’s darling” is more befitting. Don’t be jealous, people!
sharpeidude | June 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Spence should plan a night out on the town with the fellas and OD on the sidewalk in front of some club. Chances are he won’t garner the sympathy that River Phoenix did and the paramedics will get stuck in traffic.
kEEEEEEEvin | June 27, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Whoever wrote this forgot to put the ending quotation…
Evil | June 27, 2008 at 4:40 pm
She dresses like a grandma but I’d fuck her repeatedly, and be proud about it.
sameshitdifferentyear | June 27, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Charlton Heston said it best:
“Damn dirty apes!!”
Of course in recent years, he was talking about the Olsen twins when he said it.
Bill Clinton | June 27, 2008 at 10:57 pm
She seemed cool. Very normal for someone who has been in the spotlight for so long. It was funny when Dave asked her if she had any advice for other young starletts she said “Wear underwear.”
Ellie | June 28, 2008 at 6:27 am
I was suprised she bagged him out, these twins usually sit on the fence with everything.
googleme | June 28, 2008 at 7:00 am
she was funny, with it, tired, a little weirded out (id guess) by the fact that dave letterman opened with “you’re very young, aren’t you?” spencer pratt “modeled” on a shoot with my ex and was a douche and a half, im impressed she and dave kept the trash talking as tame as they did
nita | June 28, 2008 at 12:35 pm
She looks like Madonna’s mini me……
delic8 | June 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
she actually looks/sounds okay. for one, it looks like she put on a little weight (which is a very good thing for her, she looks healthy) and she also seems to be talking like a normal human being (also a very good thing for her, it’s hard to cover up that Zoltron-5 accent.)
roop | June 28, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I want to dye her hair pink, tease it till it’s standing up and then stick her on my dashboard.
groonk | June 28, 2008 at 4:12 pm
damn you, Superficial!
don’t make me start liking her!
wait they’re right about Bonnaroo not being in Nashville. good. i can still mock her easily.
that laugh Letterman did: awesome.
Juxta Position | June 29, 2008 at 1:07 am
Did I read it right? “She was making out with Ben Kingsley.” As is the dude who played Gandhi?
La Toya Jackson | June 29, 2008 at 7:25 pm
This is girl is high as hell of some sort of stimulant! Take that from somebody who used to do lots of drugs.
ganana | June 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm
People, it was all rehearsed — she came on the show with an idea of dissing Spencer P. and everything she said was planned. Nothing on tv happens that isn’t on the teleprompter.
ganana | June 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm
People, it was all rehearsed — she came on the show with an idea of dissing Spencer P. and everything she said was planned. Nothing on tv happens that isn’t on the teleprompter.
Britney http://ukblackloving.com | June 30, 2008 at 3:32 am
well
,, | June 30, 2008 at 6:05 am
Have you guys read Spencer’s response?! Very OTT, I thought Ms Olsen was very reserved about what Letterman tried to probe out of her.
Lana | June 30, 2008 at 10:46 am
She was making out with someone her grandfather’s age? That is fucked right up….I can’t believe none of you dumbasses caught that…
Corlyss | June 30, 2008 at 11:44 am
@5: I’d film it.
Plobes | June 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm
CUT THAT AWFUL STRINGY DRY HAIR OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is so GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!