Mary-Kate Olsen needs new shoes

July 10th, 2007 // 57 Comments
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Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.


  1. Robert

    It looks like she is carrying a dead ostrich under her arm..

  2. meee

    that’s not even natural.

    what is WRONG with this bitch? don’t people in hollywood have FRIENDS that say things like “dude, those shoes are fucking ugly. don’t buy them”?

  3. Eric

    okay. i love your stuff but this is a little much. you must be lacking in material if all you can think of is Mary Kate Olsen’s shoes. And those shoes are being seen in all sorts of fashion magazines globally: Vogue, MetroPop. MK is cute and fashionable, unlike a lot of other celebrities.

  4. Bling

    Ne’er mind the shoes…What the hell is up with her hair? Did she forget to wash it for like a month?

  5. el ces

    C’mon! What’s with these lazy photogs? Get me a friggin’ upskirt! I could understand it’d be difficult if she was wearing clothes, but WFT? She’s naked almost, wearing a sheet. She’s begging for it!

  6. ShelleyBonnechance

    They’ll go great with her trick-or-treat costume, when she dresses up as a scary witch.

  7. Abi

    Legs?…is that what you call those?

    And who the hell cares about her shoes… I feel bad for whoever encountered her on her way to the food co-op. She clearly has some personal hygiene issues. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there were two bushels of wirey hair under those stick arms.

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