20-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted at Bungalow 8 Tuesday night “weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on.” A rep for Mary-Kate insists she’s sober and declined comment, but a source adds:
“She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask.”
She was wearing a Mardi Gras mask? How could anybody fucking tell? And who is looking at this face thinking to themselves, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna make out with the clown monster in the corner.” Did they lose a dare? Or maybe they were so drunk they thought they were dead and this was Satan coming for their eternal soul.
i literally jumped when i scrolled down and saw that picture.
Hellloooo, is anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
AAAAAAAA Christ…the only thing that would make that picture even more scary is if she would be sucking on Cisco adlers ballsack at the same time!!!! The horror, the horror.
She pulls off that death look like a champ.
she is so creepy looking
I bet Cisco Adlers ballsack weighs more than her! Cisco’s ballsack might be better looking too!
Jesus Christ! AAAAHHHHHH!
No shit — I literally screamed out loud when I saw this picture. It reminds me of those internet gag sites where you’re watching a car driving down a road and all of a sudden a zombie head comes screaming out of no where. It was EXACTLY like that. Only I didn’t see this one coming.
#58 – my exact thought when I saw this pic. I was wondering why a scream didn’t come from my speakers.
Then I realized that this wasn’t a setup. It’s a photo of someone real who is on mescaline and hasn’t slept in three days, so they watched the Batman movie 60 times in a row.
#29 – someone ought to tell these girls that no one is thinking about them like that anymore, so they can stop it with the scary zombie look.
her hair should be a mass of writhing,poisonous snakes. And her sister, too. Both are sinister at their level stupidity and the amount of life that can be wasted in the shortest time..
WHAT A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!
I’m sorry, but this bitch needs some serious therapy.
#33! (applause)
Not that it’s going to make her much prettier, but you were dead on it, she still could try. And ditto for B. Spears, they really should practise at home.
Only one word comes to mind seeing that face: scary.
#9, 16 & 20: I would marry you all if it was legal. Jesus.
THank you for caring and commenting on this site. Its like heroin. or opiates. or TRIMSPA. (bad.bad. I know. Sorry.)
Well…Not really.
WHOA! if ya didn’t know who this little tart was, you’d think she had a serious mental illness…maybe she does…
Holy shit! It’s Gollum!
She adds new meaning to the question: What would you do for a billion dollars? Would you be able to wake up to that scary corpse and kiss it in the morning? Kiss it at night? Tell it you love “her”. Forever? For -ever -ever? A billion dollars?
I do. (thunder sounds in the background)
Evidently, JRZ hasn’t entered one of her typical 632 comments because she is off entering her own daughter in some ridiculous New Jersey beauty (oxymoron alert) pageant. Olsen twins, you soon will have company.
I honestly jerked my face back from the screen when this picture came up. How can one tiny girl be SO frickin’ scary??
Why does someone with such pale features wear such dark lipstick???
She honestly looks like a concentration camp survivor – and that is NOT a good thing.
And she needs to do her roots… honestly.
I bet you any money withing the next year the olsen trolls are going to come out with a sex tape
I just got an idea for a new ventriloquist dummy I’ve been working on for my act…
All she needs is a little blush, and she could be the Saw guy’s twin.
I don’t ordinarily comment but, I’d already read all the stuff from today and I opened IE to do something and scrolled down this webpage which is my homepage and this picture scared me so much I X ed out of it as soon as I could because it was so scary. Then I realized I actually need the internet
vampires exist.
#71 YOU ARE BRILLIANT You be the “idea man” and we’ll start a company. Our first product will be Olsen Twin Troll dolls. We’ll be rich. Then we’ll Britney Spears toilet brushes. AND, when WE’RE Billionaires, we’ll look MUCH BETTER THAN THEM and can say “HAHA told you so!”
She looks like she just sat on her lipliner pencil.
Is she doing that wild eyed scary goth pose on purpose, or is she actually mental?
She made out with THREE guys?! My gawd her lipstick still looks GREAT!
Holy crap. Didn’t think she could get worse. She was never cute. Not even as a baby. Twins have some sort of hypnotic affect on people that makes them look past the hideousness. They were like trolls with pig noses and now they are trolls with make-up.
Scariest thing I’ve ever seen. When that picture popped up, I thought it was one of those trick PowerPoint presentations where they make you watch and then shit pops up to scare you. I pissed my pants and quit my job when I saw this picture.
@ 32 rock on!
@81… I shuddered audibly.
Holy Clown, Batman! Reminds me of Killer Klowns from Outer Space. http://preview.tinyurl.com/3afd4r
Why are Mary-Kate’s eyes always so freaky? Is she high 24/7 or is it some rare genetic defect?
hey mk…
maybee…
…it wasnt real ?
maybe…
…you were beautiful
…all of that time
so…what have you done
…for the planet
…recently ?
or are you still buying fur?
that is one scary face!!!
She’s ah major freekazoid of the major variety ! !
uhh.. im a little scared that she could crawl out of my monitor and suck my blood
yes, that would definitely be the highlight of my night….making out with ET
she looks like the person from the grudge…
She looks like a zombie clown!!