Mary-Kate Olsen: Pregnant or just trying to dress like my grandmother?

December 5th, 2008 // 44 Comments

A potentially pregnant Mary-Kate Olsen went out to dinner last night in Manhattan with her boyfriend Nate Lowman. She could be hiding a baby bump underneath her coat, but then again it’s hard to tell with these Olsen twins. She might’ve just eaten something. Sort of like how a snake in the wild swallows a mouse, and you can see it which is probably what’s going on here – but with a Ritz cracker.

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Comments (44)

  1. Mike Hawk | December 5, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    close?

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  2. Turd Ferguson | December 5, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Who cares?

    Is it happy hour yet?

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  3. Mike Hawk | December 5, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    id hit it

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  4. Sid | December 5, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Last picture – “It burns…IT BURNS!!!”

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  5. LeFarge | December 5, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Having a kid is going to break this stick in two

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  6. CaptainMorgan | December 5, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    I don’t get why people even take their pictures. They are both gross. This one is obviously a total nut job – who the fuck goes out in a bathrobe? She’s just missing the hair curlers and green mud mask.

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  7. veggi | December 5, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    She must be the ideal girl for all the male commenters here. She’s so tiny, they’d finally feel big enough (almost).

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  8. oogie | December 5, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Fish, You are dead wrong in calling her “potentially pregnant”? I don’t see how that can be. It’s my belief 99.99% of the women in this world are “potentially pregnant” because somewhere there exists a man or a turkey baster for each of them but really, think about who this is we’re talking about here!

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  9. Chauncey Gardner | December 5, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Mary-Kate has an expanding stomach? Has anybody seen Ashley?

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  10. Doggy Style | December 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Happy hour started at 8 this morning get with the program.
    Fish if I may, find some pics of Kim Kardashian and post them immediately so I can go to my next class in peace. I miss the goods days. “You made a fat boy out of me.”

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  11. Pilatunes | December 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    What the hell Fish, I come here to see Bothell High School cheerleaders and I get Mary Kate Olsen. I know it’s Friday afternoon, but now is not the time for slacking.

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  12. Stiles | December 5, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Nah, she’s just hiding a fanny pack of Vicodin.

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  13. havoc | December 5, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    The Olsen twins.

    The salt peter of The Superficial.

    .

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  14. Doggy Style | December 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Post about Tina Turner’s hair and make some funny comment about it. I want to laugh god damn it, I demand laughter.

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  15. Aja | December 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    lol @ 12

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  16. hollywood_hillbilly | December 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Douchie, just because you have no qualms with pretending to be something you aren’t does not mean that I would. What I am saying is I have never, nor would I ever, post under your name. You probably haven’t typed this much since Mark Foley stopped sending you his emails to “proofread”.

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  17. Solaera | December 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Well, MK has definitely beefed up the last few months, I wouldn’t rule out her being preggers. Her face has been looking even fuller than usual and she has been wearing more and more shapeless garments.

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  18. Ardgelina | December 5, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    i love the olsen twin they are so pretty!!!! yippie!

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  19. McGruff | December 5, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    only one explanation for this kind of behavior….yes it’s drugs///lotsof’em

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  20. jy | December 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Irrelevent. She always dressed like a grandmother.

    But let the speculation continue!

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  21. jy | December 5, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Irrelevant. She always dressed like a grandmother.

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  22. p0nk | December 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    wash your fucking hair, troll doll. Amy Winehouse is nobody to emulate.

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  23. BigJim | December 5, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    I call bullshit. No way could she be pregnant because the anorexic bitch probably doesn’t even menstruate.

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  24. Christina | December 5, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    She ate Ashley!!!!!!

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  25. hollywood_hillbilly | December 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    I’m gonna guess the plumpness is edema due to drug induced renal failure.

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  26. stizz | December 5, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    She’s totally pregnant, look at her boobs!

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  27. lindary | December 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  28. thyckness | December 5, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    give her a break…shes only following her role model Nicole Richie!!

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  29. Monkey's Bone | December 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Just a “tad-bit” eccentric.
    Wouldn’t you say Mary-K ?

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  30. Rough Daddy | December 5, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Doesnt 16 and 25 give you the hee bee gee bees? what planet is he from?

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  31. GABE | December 5, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    i can’t imagine MK being pregnant. well i mean i can’t imagine her having sex! it’s like child pornography.

    i think it’s just a new dose of bad fashion from the olsen twins.

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  32. ummm...yeah | December 5, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Them twins are gross and pathetic…I wouldn’t touch that shit with Fishs’ dick.

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  33. continuouslyoxy | December 6, 2008 at 12:02 am

    i found this website out through being posted about on live journal proanorexia.

    marykate is far from anorexic now!!

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  34. Bob | December 6, 2008 at 12:26 am

    I think they passed their prime about 4 years ago…

    Everyone was so excited for the twins to hit 18 years old… and when they did, they totally lost relevence.

    oh well…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

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  35. Hybrid Cars | December 6, 2008 at 12:33 am

    The Olsen twins seem to always be in trouble these days. What a lot of people don’t know is that they are business savvy, or at least they have good managers. They’re worth millions — skinny, fat, pregnant — no matter. Rich, they are.

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  36. sapphire eyes | December 6, 2008 at 3:08 am

    Gaack!!!

    An Olsen twin can reproduce? Who would sleep with such a vile creature?

    Those two girls could be so much more attractive if they wore clothes that fit, did something with that rat’s nest resting on their heads, and wore just a bit of makeup, and for fuck’s sake, lost the 12 lb sunglasses. Those things should have snapped their necks clean off by now.

    With all that money you’d think that they would put it to good use, and at least make themselves presentable, instead of running around like homeless refugees with designer bags which weigh more than they do.

    Of course, no offense intended to homeless refugees or designer bags. Sometimes I just can’t help myself.

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  37. gerard Vandenberg | December 6, 2008 at 3:44 am

    The episodes of SISTER-NOBODY will end now?
    ………………………..THANK GOD, folks!!

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  38. Jessica Bradbury | December 6, 2008 at 7:55 am

    Is she too busy to have time to fix her hair>
    ?

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  39. connoisseur of the female form | December 6, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    RE: The Olsen Twins

    Although MK & A will never recapture the cuteness of their “tweener” years, they could both make a concerted effort to approximate their appearance back then in hair, makeup and style of dress (meaning a little less scarey or just plain ugh)
    I mean, c’mon girls, show so respect for yourselves, use some of that lying around money to build on what is still a salvageable image. I used to watch that train wreck of a show Two of a Kind because I was madly in love with Carrie but I digress….the girls “look” from 2-3 years after this is the one they should try to recapture. Thank You

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  40. annie | December 7, 2008 at 1:51 am

    seriously dress better and fix ur hair u look like u juss got out of bed oh and i mean it on dress better u look like a fifty year old granny probably they wuud even noe better!:P im sorry but it’s true, liike ur pretty in all buh juss choose better fashion ur dressin like ur in the 80′s

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  41. annie | December 7, 2008 at 1:51 am

    seriously dress better and fix ur hair u look like u juss got out of bed oh and i mean it on dress better u look like a fifty year old granny probably they wuud even noe better!:P im sorry but it’s true, liike ur pretty in all buh juss choose better fashion ur dressin like ur in the 80′s

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  42. annie | December 7, 2008 at 1:51 am

    seriously dress better and fix ur hair u look like u juss got out of bed oh and i mean it on dress better u look like a fifty year old granny probably they wuud even noe better!:P im sorry but it’s true, liike ur pretty in all buh juss choose better fashion ur dressin like ur in the 80′s

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  43. boomer~~ | December 8, 2008 at 1:29 am

    ******* BOOMERFLIRTING.COM **********

    I meet her at this site some days ago, she is looking for a senior dating~

    That is great ? Is it? Who can tell me if she is single or not??
    I am wondering!!

    The episodes of SISTER-NOBODY will end now?

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  44. David Haller | December 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    I think it’s pretty pathetic that people are still so fixated on these sisters, and feel the need to cut them down so pathologically. Not that I particularly appreciate their craft as artists, but I feel that unlike a lot of the other teen starlets you see plastered on sites like this, who are really making public spectacles of themselves and seeking attention for it, the Olsen’s are really doing their best to fly under the radar and keep their acts together, but the rapacious public is keeping them infamous. She’s just a somewhat eccentric, artsy twentysomething who is trying to go out with her boyfriend occasionally, and is dressing in a way to minimize attention, so just leave her alone. And Nathan is a really good and talented dude, who doesn’t need millions of losers taking a crap on his art because they saw a piece out of context on a tabloid website.

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