When I first looked at this picture, I thought, oh, hey, awesome Master Yoda. Maybe he’ll do some crazy lightsaber attacks or something. But then I looked closely, and, man, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen. That’s like meeting a hot girl and having her promise you an evening of “lots of naked stuff.” Only you get her home, turn on the lights, and holy shit, it’s Tara Reid – with her shirt off. Why does the left one look like that – oh, dude, your stomach. Put your shirt back on. Please. I have a very full stomach and a heart condition.
Photos: INFdaily.com
cashitin | October 16, 2007 at 6:16 pm
No seriously – what is it?
ghdf | October 16, 2007 at 6:17 pm
your mom
ack | October 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
i’m still pissed about paris and rwanda, i can’t even comment on this.
okay, so i just did. oops.
PunkA | October 16, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Obi Wan Boy Obi?
Or is Qui Gonorhea Gin?
Princess Gaya?
Katman | October 16, 2007 at 6:21 pm
The guy that writes the comments is a freaking riot! Too dam funny….
supes | October 16, 2007 at 6:25 pm
The uselessness is strong with this one.
cashitin | October 16, 2007 at 6:28 pm
It looks like something that crawled out of Paris’ snatch or maybe #2′s snatch.
blpressure | October 16, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Yeah Tara Reid is fine with her shirt on, with a pretty face like that to fuck who needs the rest of her? Mary-Kate Olsen, OK with the lights off. It’s Halloween soon so that would take the edge off.
Shigbigger | October 16, 2007 at 6:35 pm
She’s even dressed like Yoda.
Riotboy | October 16, 2007 at 6:38 pm
YIKES!!!
/everyday is Halloween for her
so2315 | October 16, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Why does it seem like the Olsen’s cannot garner a smile? I mean they NEVER smile, and their lips are always in the same position. I cannot imagine how they would ever get a cock in between those lips!!!
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 16, 2007 at 6:42 pm
She has lovely eyes
You are drawn towards her happy gaze
cashitin | October 16, 2007 at 6:49 pm
This story could be called “Smeagol goes to Prom”.
Fit, Petite, and Happy | October 16, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Typical anorexic flake; thinks she is fat so she wears fat clothes.
The Cougar | October 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm
#11 lol!
I can wait to get me some!
jacknasty | October 16, 2007 at 7:21 pm
She has always dressed like a crazy person…nothin new
she is pretty damn good on Weeds though. “Baaaaa”
lolomomopopo | October 16, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Um, yeah….that’s Ashley Olsen.
lola | October 16, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Fish you are a riot…..I love you!
Johnny | October 16, 2007 at 8:22 pm
OK, I’m no longer interested in that three-way. Ashley, leave your sister at home, please.
Petite | October 16, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Why the Goth look? That eye makeup looks so horrible on her!
I never thought about the ano/fat clothes theory #14 mentioned. They both completely cover themselves in layers of large clothes!
keri | October 16, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Why can’t I stop looking at her nose?
Her nose really stands out for some reason even though pretty much everything about the photo/look is horrible and demands attention.
Somehow it all keeps coming back to the nose?
George | October 16, 2007 at 9:38 pm
She is such a disgusting varmint.
George | October 16, 2007 at 9:41 pm
# 20
The reason her makeup looks Goth like is because she must be a heroin or crack addict to be so thin and have those sunken eyes. It’s not the makeup on the girl, it is her face.
cookie monsta | October 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm
eeewwwwwww, eat a frikken sandwich mantis boy.
Auntie Kryst | October 16, 2007 at 11:23 pm
I don’t know, not getting a Star Wars vibe from her. More like Total Recall. If Quatal (sp?) could get all out of that other guys body and walk around that would be her.
Snarky McComments | October 16, 2007 at 11:25 pm
She looks like the monster I used to imagine was living under my bed when I was a kid…..
James | October 17, 2007 at 12:12 am
She looks great! She and her sister are the most fashionable people in Hollywood.
Missystar | October 17, 2007 at 12:43 am
Greasy skin, ratty hair, ugly clothes.
georgia | October 17, 2007 at 2:02 am
her head is wider than her waist… lol
Igottabemeee | October 17, 2007 at 2:12 am
Yeesh! It looks like she died and the mortician pried her eyes open and stood her up for the photo shoot.
Narcissist | October 17, 2007 at 3:43 am
When 9,000,000,000 years old you reach, look as good you will not… mmm?
I think they’re cute, and they don’t seem to be drunk and naked all the time.
Weren’t they both dressing nice for a while? The other one still dresses nice, doesn’t she? These burlap sacks and dirty bedsheets aren’t part of their Wal-Mart fashion line, are they?
It has an elephant on it. Maybe she’s Paul McCartneys spiritual guide.
mimang | October 17, 2007 at 5:51 am
she kinda looks like a lost soul. i *kinda* feel sorry for her.
Snarky McComments | October 17, 2007 at 5:55 am
It’s lifeless black eyes stared back at the silent masses, it’s dwarfish proto-head slowly turning left and then right. Finally it’s bloated lips moved, quivered really, and the creature spoke in an eerie hissing tone, “Do not be afraid, earthlings. I am MaryKateosis from the planet Smurftron. Take me to your leader”.
The frozen crowd seemed to sense as one the magnitude of the evil before it. For the briefest of moments they wavered, seduced by the tone of the creatures voice. Then they broke and fled in terror….
Riley | October 17, 2007 at 6:17 am
She looks GREAT!
love her
Phaimus | October 17, 2007 at 6:44 am
Princess Orly.. too bad what happend to the cute little FullHouse twins
IKE | October 17, 2007 at 7:32 am
Can little kids dress as her for HALLOWEEN?
She looks like she’s got a slight JOKER smile going on.
Spoooooky.
gerard Vandenberg | October 17, 2007 at 7:59 am
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!! It looks to me that this girl won’t survive this week. She looks so extremely unhealthy, she can give one or better two hands to amy winebubble!! Maybe she’s working lately……………….as a crack whore, who knows?
MrsP | October 17, 2007 at 8:03 am
Mary-Kate, my Tacky Jewish Grandma From Palm Beach called. She wants her rings and purse and big belt back.
Kim | October 17, 2007 at 8:08 am
OK. She does look a little on the deceased side, but on the other hand, I LOVE that snake necklace she is wearing. Everything else, Blech!
Kim | October 17, 2007 at 8:09 am
And #17 I think you’re right that is Ashley, She is the less grotesque one.
gerard Vandenberg | October 17, 2007 at 8:17 am
Please look again………………………………………………….. E.T. is back!!
Nick | October 17, 2007 at 9:20 am
She’s practicing for her role as a street urchin in a Dickens novel. Duh.
V | October 17, 2007 at 9:48 am
That’s wrong. Jack Skeleton wears BLACK tuxedo, not white (or whatever that colour is)
Dick Richards | October 17, 2007 at 11:26 am
Monster! Kate’s the boogeyman from my dreams! Quick, somebody, for-the love-of god, skewer a fucking stake through her black heart! She’s, now, even worse than that witch from Fleetwood-Mac.
Ali | October 17, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Ghost or what?!
lola | October 17, 2007 at 12:56 pm
what the fuck…….
Meat_fart | October 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Why does she always look like she just threw up? Oh. Yeah. Because she just threw up.
Hollywood-Celebrity-Gossip | October 17, 2007 at 2:51 pm
She Looks like a “Troll Doll”!
EuroPainInTheButt | October 17, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Aw, I recognize the Mac Donald’s poster girl. Made me wonder for a while, why does Mac Donald’s advertise these girls on posters like everyone is supposed to know them ? We did not have the series on TV over here (it was a series, wasn’t it ?). Must have been a pretty bad series, because we use to buy all the trash coming from America sooner or later and this one did not reach us.
EuroPainInTheButt | October 17, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Mascara AND khol are not supposed to be worn together. Khol alone is enough. If you’re blonde with blue eyes, mascara is better.