Mary-Kate Olsen is dating again

By: Superficial / October 17, 2006
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20-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen has reportedly been dating oil heir Maxwell Snow for about a month now. Snow happens to be Uma Thurman’s nephew and is Mary-Kate’s first boyfriend since being single for a year after Paris Hilton stole her last boyfriend Stavros Niarchos.

It warms the heart to see that even creepy looking monkey-people can find love in this crazy mixed up world of ours. Being worth half a billion probably helps, but I’m sure there are a ton of guys out there who’d love her just for her. I mean guys love Zoolander, so it only makes sense they’d love a girl who looks likes him. Sort of like how guys love girls who look like Chuck Norris. Although that’s mostly just for their very handsome beards.