Mary-Kate Olsen hospitalized with kidney infection

November 20th, 2007 // 85 Comments
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Mary-Kate Olsen was hospitalized with a kidney infection yesterday. She went to the emergency room of a New York hospital where she was admitted. Her people say she’s doing fine and will recover soon, according to People:

“Mary-Kate got a kidney infection,” says rep Nicole Caruso. “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”

During the winter months, do the Olsen twins hire somebody to catch them in case it’s a windy day? Because, honestly, I don’t see how people are safely walking around the streets of New York this time of year with these two on the loose. Aw, crap, there’s something in my eye. Dammit, it’s an Olsen twin again. Does anyone have a rock I can weigh her down with? This is getting ridiculous. Shit, I lost her! Alright, who’s the genius that exhaled?

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. jeff

    She looks like she shold ahve a lizard’s tail sticking out between her lips. yeech.Midget freak. Billionaire. hmmph!!

  2. haha

    That’s why they got huge clunky shoes which looks like 25% of their body size and weigh 150% their body weight.

  3. Jaba the Slut

    A lemur wearing a giant doily…hot.

  4. I see an Olsen whore and her eyes are painted black
    No colors anymore she wants them to turn black
    I see these sticks walk by dressed in their summer clothes
    I have to turn my head from these anorexic ho’s
    I see a table of food but she thinks that it looks whack
    I try to get her to eat but of course it all came right back
    I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
    Like a new born baby she just throws up every day……………..

  5. she lucks ducky

    afflack!

  6. She doesn’t know how to tog but I feel sorry for her illnes

  7. Duh

    I guess this is what you end up looking like when you have billions of dollars to roll around in…a cracked-out lemur in a crochet blanket from grandma.

  8. BaconMessiah

    You know I never really thought about fucking a lemur..

    until now

  9. Asshat

    “Her people say she’s doing fine and will recover soon…”

    She owns people?!

  10. AshTart

    People get hospitalized for kidney infections now? So much changes over 6 months. I got medication and sent home when I had a kidney infection. Damn celebrities, can’t even remember to take medication and only drink water or cranberry juice on their own?

  11. Lori

    She’s trying to mix it up…sweet, innocent girl meets heroin chic hooker, and she only succeeds in looking like a creepy, vampiric little dwarf.

  12. smadgie

    Hey #’s 21 & 35….there’s no reason to insult lemurs….. and #34 LOL that’s some funny shit!!

  13. herbiefrog

    thanks for your concern…

    we’ll be fine : )

  14. NEctarOnIce

    They wouldn’t look like they had an eating disorder of they would GET A BOOB JOB ALREADY.

  15. Anna

    48 is right – kidney infections (or pyelonephritis) are usually caused by ascending infection from the urinary tract. UTIs in young women are usually caused by lots of sex!
    And kidney infections are actually pretty serious, women in their 20s ARE often hospitalised with them and you need intravenous antibiotics. It’s not something to be sneered at, it can cause kidney scarring and problems later in life.
    Believe it or not, doctors read this website….
    x

  16. MindRiot

    Crap. Frightening (and sad.)

  17. Kimberley Harding

    My God! All your comments make me ill. The girl is sick and she went to the hospital to get better. Why are all you against the girls? They didn’t have the same childhood as all of you but that was not their choice. Are you all jealous of the money they are worth now????? Get a life and get your ass out of your chair at the computer and go make a buck! Give the girl a chance….she’s done more with your short years than you and I could ever dream of doing in our lifetime! Have a little compassion! God Bless You Mary-Kate…….

  18. Kimberley Harding

    I meant to say “she has done in her short years” what you and I could ever dream of doing in our lifetime!

  19. neverSurprised

    um you know you get kidnney infections from untreated bladder infections, which you usually get from unclean sex, so maybe maybe she and her partner should shower on occasion…i always wondered why her hair looked so greasy

  20. Freddy

    I hate defending celebs as much as the next person, BUT:

    Bladder infections are not exclusively caused by sex and people can and DO get them at young ages. One of my friends has gotten bladder infections since she was 8 years old and she’s not sleeping around.

    Even if Mary Kate IS having sex, that doesn’t mean she’s dirty or that the person she’s doing it with is. Anyone can get a UTI from sex.

  21. Maybe it’s a new diet, were she is not allowed to pee?

    Hope she is ok.

  22. jack222

    So sorry to hear that. Hope she will be better soon. Just a few days ago, I was told that mary was found at the celeb and millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com. Someone has seen her personal blog and ablums there. Not sure whether she wants to have new romances there.

  23. L.Linus

    Can you imagine fucking that pigeon size body with those shoes on? Grab a bone and hold on!!!

  24. J

    I’ll be damned if that’s not the creepiest picture I’ve seen in weeks… Look at those cold, dead eyes!!!

  25. choocher

    #54 – Alright Stallion!

    Hey where’d the pee go
    When the kidney pains came
    Cheeks so damn hollow
    Effed up the fame game
    Eatin then a-barfin hey hey
    Once a month a-dumpin
    Burnin pissy mornin with Lance
    Lance’s one ball bumpin you,
    Clown Eye Girl
    You my, clown eye girl

    eh, eh?

  26. Is it because you forgot to to drink gallons of water?

  27. Jay

    yeah she has a bladder infection!!… she has std’s and drug habits out of control. Lance’s exwife better keep ole daddy away from his little kids, he’ll want to fock them next.

  28. linda

    is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarmommymeet. you know it is an ad*lt site just for rich women to look for extramarital relationship… you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

  29. kidney infection? that’s serious. if untreated she may need to do dialysis the whole life unless she gets a kidney to the transplant. pity her. she looks sick and pale, just like a corpse.

  30. mark

    Watch the eyes in the big picture as you move around. Notice how she seems to just be staring off into space and not focused on anything no matter where you are?

  31. Sparqi

    Olsen should let Jonathan Rhys Meyers knock her up. The pregnancy weight would look good on her. And when the baby is born it will have bizarrely ginormous eyes; probably capable of seeing in a full 360 circle simultaneously and also shooting various forms of death rays.

    [Somewhere deep in the Pentagon a general is reading this and thinking "Hmmm..."]

  32. Narcissist

    Did she steal that thing off some elderly womans couch?

  33. grossedout

    A kidney infection is often caused by an untreated bladder infection (also called a UTI). Women tend to get UTIs because the female anatomy is more suseptible to infection. It’s also been said that thong underwear can cause UTIs – I’ll let you figure that out. Anyway, I can’t ever decide if the Olson’s are really skinny. They both always wear really baggy, poufy clothing, so you can’t ever really see their bodies. MK gave an interview saying the pap will never catch her in a bikini. It seems like they cover their bodies so we can’t see how skinny they really are. Maybe that’s a good thing – these chicks have always looked like aliens to me.

  34. Su

    That’s Ashley, isn’t it? MK doesn’t look like that: She is much skinnier. Ashley is still too fat

  35. mike

    hope you get well soon. medical

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