Mary-Kate Olsen attracts a guy

#99)At least it’s biological justified.

How are you supposed to screw merfolk like Ariel? She’s missing all the bottom holes. =/

i think she is really pretty bit she desperatly needs to put on weight
shes obviously not shallow
coe this guys not exactly the most sexy guy on the block and she could do better

ALL REMEMBER–California is NOT the place to go for a vacation!

Disney is a prime example. Disneyland is staffed by militant spics empowered by the white liberal legislature starting in the 60s. We all see the results of empowering the Africans (’92 riots). They are arrogant (even the illegals!) fucks that look at the white vacationers as “people to extract money from” and nothing else.

That’s why Disney World is still comparatively better to go to. Except, June, July, August and September, you’re gonna COOK ALIVE when you go. I remember my family was relieved whenever we went inside for a show (July), or even the bathrooms, to get out of the heat. Gawd, it was like a sauna. And, we had to dodge the rich, rude South American student junkets, that invaded the park in colored “waves” (the kids all had the same colored T-shirts), pushing their way through everything.

So, best to go to Disneyworld, March/April/May. Other than that, you’re screwed.

#97 I hope that “awesome” talent isn’t what I think it is. That guy has probably been waiting for the Olsen twins to turn legal, since they were 13.

Is this her new boyfriend?

she should drink coke zero! the same great taste of coke but with zero calories!

I experience this as heartwarming to see these two turtle-doves kissing.Or it must be the tabasco on my vegetable-pizza with double cheese.

Nick Carter has seriously let himself go.

could be the reason the Rangers have been losing

Gotta love the stoner-goths. I can hear the lilting strains of Gorgoroth now. He’s probably burned some Norwegian churches in his lifetime.

That dude is the next billionaire. What a smart guy. Snag the ugly one that looks like a witch and you’re set for life. This guy might be in good contention with K-Fed for “male gold-digger” of the decade award. Whoever snagged Oprah gets gold-digger of the century, that isn’t even up for debate anymore.

GO GOLD DIGGERS!

obviously these two don’t pay any attention to looks…they aren’t shallow! wait…is that actually a good thing? it doesn’t look like a good thing in this case…

he looks so dirty with all the greasy hair…ewwwww

eww he is pretty gross but come on guys don don’t b so harsh…also I have just joineed this site and im loving it!

she looks like a thirteen year old wearing red lipstick who wore her “older” girl clothes for a play date with her creepy 30 year old cousin Charlie.

Holy Shite ! That guy looks like Randy from “My Name is Earl” and old MK meets the definition of “spin toy”. You’d stick yer dick in her ass and play her like a fucking xylophone..”Hey Everybody, look at me, I can play ‘Smoke on the water’ with no hands”

its tough…
when the person…
that you thought of as your daughter…

wants to grow up
…its just hard
,,,so chikll babves’]

give me some time to turn it around

im imagining him with a haircut and he might be do-able.

i imagine her with a haircut and she’s still haggard

something about these pictures makes me sad

come on guysss,mercy these beans,nope twins..they r cute little girls we had all watched them on ‘full house’thinking how sweet they r..,remember?..u r jeoluos coz they r richer all u..

These are the ugliest twins I ever saw in my life..all that money and they’re still so homely…

is she kissing him below the belt ???