According to Page Six there’s a “full on make-out session” between 63-year-old Sir Ben Kingsley and 21-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen in the upcoming movie The Wackness. Although I can’t figure out who has it worse. Sure, Mary-Kate has to make-out with a really really really old guy, but Sir Ben Kingsley has to make-out with a, uh, how would you even describe her? She’s like a creepy…hunchback…monkey. Go to the zoo, put some makeup on a monkey, then dress it up in your grandma’s clothes and that’s Mary-Kate Olsen. Well, a hotter version of her at least.
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its funny everyone waited for the twins to turn legal and they end up looking like this..LOL
“You are making me have to visit perez and i hate perez. ”
#5 – right on
#47 – that is the best post ever. i haven’t had a hearty laugh like that in a while. thanks :)
Did you see the double meaning in there? Was that done on purpose?
Her and grampy will
GROSS …millions.
Damn right.
o gosh she looks grosssssss
take a bath bitch!
Actually shes very pretty i want to look like her
Why don’t all these freaks of Hollywood have a mass suicide party
mojojojo!
They look like Gollum Pez dispensers. Given ONLY those two choices I would hit Ben Kingsley way before either of those crack pipes (I can’t tell them apart )
it’d be so delightful to fuck that, she is so awesome, awesome! I’m salavating right now…
Preciousssssssssssss…. we don’t wants it right precious?, we binges, we purges, yes precious.
I don’t think that’s Mary Kate…. I think that’s the Crypt keeper from HBO! Either that or Michael Jackson.
I CANNOT STAND when people, girls especially, sulk, droop, bend, and hang their heads and shoulders forward. These people will have an extremely difficult life, starting most likely in their 30′s, with an average of about 50 years of severe back pain. This posture creates an unnatural curvature of the spine that will wreak havoc while sitting, standing, walking, moving, sleeping, turning your head and basically everything else. I notice that girls are the worst at it. Is it the self-consciousness of having breasts? Stick them shoulders out and be proud of your goods. The small ones will look bigger and the big ones will look grander. Quit being so damn worried about having titties.
#54 – You liked that? Thanks – I’ll be here all week.
Don’t forget to tip your bartender.
She looks like Meg Ryan, and that ain’t a compliment.
Bloody Hell…. as if putting Mary Kate wasn’t enough to keep me from a film, now this !!! They ought to revoke his “SIR” status
#57…seriously? Mass suicide? That’s…extreme.
…and #33 you might want to listen to #36…they make an excellent point. Well done #36.
good god, she looks like walking death! during this time (from teens to early 20′s) it is important she gets enough to eat and she looks like a meth addict!
i doubt she weighs more than 80 lbs. if she lives to be in her mid 30′s, she will have the bone density of a stick of chalk!
no amount of money in the world will fix that, it will then be too late to do anything about it. she will fracture bones just by sneezing!
just awful.
Eat a steak, bitch………
She should be the next “Crow”.
Ugh, she’s not even a G.I.L.F.
I don’t know. I mean, sure, she could stand to grow another, like, 20 feet, but I think she’s kind of cute. Sure I’m a girl, and I’m straight, which means that my opinion with regard to other members of my gender…wait, does that rhyme? Is th–ooh, look…shiny…
when you look at the first picture, she resembles one of the goats from the sound of music.
Poor girl. She looks like E.T.
Scaaaary Lady. I would seriously be fricken afraid for my life if I ran in to her in a dark alley. Hell, I would be afraid in broad daylight. Witchy little monkey girl. They should sooo do another planet of the apes movie starring the Olsen monkeys. OOoo OOoo, aahhh aahhh.
she used to be pretty once! what happened to her!!!!! go eat dude!
its also no surprise when you see them out and about they are always wearing baggy outfits that hide their horrible, skeletal frames. they made the mistake of wearing other types of clothes years ago at some red carpet events and the press was all over them for being anorexic. i don’t buy for one moment the bullshit about how all the media attention stressed them out causing them to turn anorexic.
it has been several years now since any of them did anything and they are both still horrible looking.
YIKES!
lmao #1 exactly what I was thinking.
she’s lookin like the wackness
Every time I see this picture, I think of the crypt keeper
She’s got that bag lady look down pat.
Didn’t we already see Macaulay Culkin in drag in that one movie?
Now c’mon folks, there is no reason to disparage her ACTING skills until Tim Burton’s “The Corpse Twins” is released and we see how well they emote…
Mmm, too many rings. Her hands are nice, she should let us see them. And bare her shoulders.
Horrible… That’s a human? Awful
she does make paris hilton look fat.
the only thing nastier than this sight, would be an olsen sextape. oh god. *PUKE*
so much money, and for what?? they still look like shit.