Mary-Kate Olsen almost TOO sexy

December 14th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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  1. BuckTheInfernal

    That last picture, her eyes look totally blank. Kind of like those serial killer pics. Hordes and hordes of drug addicts and alcoholics in Hollywood.

    Must be the boredom of being so rich you don’t have to work a real job, or something…..

  2. Solaera

    They can’t smile because they’re too busy trying to suck in their cheeks and having it come off as natural looking. Ashley is really working for that gaunt look in that first pic of her. Sorry Ash, you’ll always look like a fucking gremlin.

  3. beefgoddess

    I don’t know, I think Ashley looks pretty in pic #3. But when you get closer you see all the flaws in her face. MK looks scary, kinda Cruella Deville-ish and when was orangey lipstick ever popular?? Ech!

  4. buzz_clik

    There’s a character in the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous who is enfeebled by anorexia. At one point, she is pushed around a stage while lip-synching to ‘Don’t Cry Out Loud’.

    First thing that popped into my head. While I cried out loud.

  5. Boogie Monster

    Ok MK looks like a cheap $5 hooker and Ashley doesnt look that bad, not that good either… You’d think a couple of billion dollars could get you a stylist but i guess not.

  6. frenchtoaststix

    Right, the bedraggled elf look is so in this season. Right behind drunken hobo.

  7. Pointandlaugh

    know whats weirder than their obvious lack of fashion sense? Carrot Top.

  8. antho

    see, this is why hipsters are ruining our country. remember when people actually tried to look good when they went out? all this dressing ugly on purpose doesn’t make you ironic or cool, it just makes you ugly.

  9. Truthseeker013

    fergemauster, we’re not going to shoot you. You have the right t voice your opinion.

    However, I *am* asking you to be in Atlanta, GA on 18 January at 9:30 am, so you can take my eye doc appointment for me.

  10. they stopped being cute in the 80s…

  11. B

    she should eat more

  12. rachael

    the last two are ashley :)

  13. Helder Aguiar

    She’s sexy. Very beautiful!

  14. Alex

    They are quite pretty, but really look very miserable

  15. yeah, isn’t it horrible when famous people have problems, and then they get help and get better? how unlike real life where when people are sick they often CAN’T get better because the health system in america is SHIT. it’s all about that money.

  16. Exclusio Video: Ashley Olsen Nude ( VIDEO )

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