Mary-Kate Olsen almost TOO sexy

December 14th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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  1. josepe

    does this make ME first!?

  2. jrzmommy

    Are these the starving children that would have liked to have had all of my wasted meatloaf and brussel sprouts when I was a kid?

  3. Niki_Jacob

    First!!!! Bleh……… She’s ugly………

  4. Ruby

    Numero uno?

  5. Some people are just more cute when they are kids and grow out of their looks, others grow into them.

    What I do know is that they have been quite business savvy and that is certainly an asset.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  6. Whammer Jammer

    All that money, and only one of them can barely crack a smile. They have to be the most unhappy looking celebrities I’ve ever seen.

  7. Niki_Jacob

    Na guess I was third, humph now fourth!!!
    God forgive me, she’s not ugly, I take it back…….

  8. Damn yo. She is hot. I’d sex her. Psych.

  9. Niki_Jacob

    the comment (0) thingy is Way off and missleading like the paparazzi, go figure……..

  10. fergernauster

    Alas… Are we n’er to view Mary Kate’s teeth again? She does not open her mouth anymore… not to eat… not to speak… not to… ****.

  11. Who’s the hobo that looks like Mary-Kate?

    http://www.celebslam.com

  12. fergernauster

    I admit I find these two very attractive. Their eyes are stunning; both the color & the shape.

    So shoot me.

  13. 323Lurve

    in the words of uncle jesse, “the hair!”

  14. Kim In Dallas

    I was gonna say the same thing! These girls NEVER look happy….ever…! If they’d smile like they meant it a little they might look a little prettier. I guess they’re all dreading the trip to the doctor later to remove the sticks from their butts.

  15. Ruby

    Mary-Kate is sporting the latest in Bichon Frise handbags. She made it herself.

  16. LL

    K, the Olsen twins looked like monkeys when they were babies. They weren’t that cute. They actually look better now, but yeah, in the pic with the coat she sorta looks like Cruella DeVille. The all-black outfit isn’t that bad, but jeez, M-K, brush your damn hair. You’re a billionaire. Start workin’ it. And red-orange lipstick? Not your color.

  17. crabbie

    Ah to be young and depressed…

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  18. Pointandlaugh

    “oh boo hoo…..I am only worth $200 million….mo money, mo problems!”

  19. fergernauster

    Who would’ve ever thunk they are merely fraternal twins? I can only tell them apart by the fact Ashley cracks a smile once in a decade.

  20. techclerk

    Who died? I din’t know they were Peter Boyle fans.

  21. helistar

    they look like 2 bit crack whores who would take it in the ass for a rock.. not that I would know..

  22. BarbadoSlim

    I’d need the two Olsen twins aaaaaand a watermelon with a hole in it to think I was with a real woman.

    better yet forget the Olsen twins…

  23. ponk

    my god those must be some incredible drugs. She doesn’t look like she even knows where she is.

  24. yeah, a skinny, sick, sexy monkey…err squirrel face – http://hollywoodsnark.com

  25. Jacquelantern

    Which one had the eating disorder?

  26. OhSoSuperficial

    Maybe Brangelina will adopt this poor starving child…

  27. BarbadoSlim

    Will they ever be as hot as when they did Full House…?

    WHAT!

    too soon?

  28. jesseeca

    #16 is correct. they were not cute as babies. they looked like their mom was the Alein from Signs & their dad was Curious George.

  29. jesseeca

    oops Alien

  30. Jacquelantern

    celebs are redicilous it goes like this…

    Before fame:
    I want to be famous… look at me, look at me! I will do anything at all for your attention!! I just want to be famous and loved!!

    Once famous:
    What the fuck are looking at?!?! Can’t I just get some privacy!! Why do you care about me?? I just want a normal life… whaaa

  31. Jacquelantern

    celebs are redicilous it goes like this…

    Before fame:
    I want to be famous… look at me, look at me! I will do anything at all for your attention!! I just want to be famous and loved!!

    Once famous:
    What the fuck are looking at?!?! Can’t I just get some privacy!! Why do you care about me?? I just want a normal life… whaaa

  32. RedInk

    my Grandma still hookin’ at 78?

    :(

  33. Jacquelantern

    my comment was so great… I had to post it twice!

    damn u fish… j/k

    but seriously knock that shit off

  34. BarbadoSlim

    @32..yeah, where she at? Bitch owe me, whips and cockrings ain’t free!

    She know who I am!!

  35. minniememe

    pics 1+2: dress-up time in mommy’s clothes (mommy is a crack ho)

    pics 3+4: That Girl+Mary Tyler Moore with some SERIOUS eye baggage and hair frizz (Mink hairspray, girl?)

    These girls were ugly babies, but were cute about 5 years ago. That lasted all of 2 seconds.

  36. icyprincess2

    I could dress better than that in a dark dank cave with burlap bags…

  37. Did i miss something i don”t see any sexy women

    http://rumorficial.com/

  38. They were hideously disturbing children. Then, they looked like the MIGHT grow up to be good looking. WEll, considering that whichever one is in that last picture looks like Jared Leto’s gayer homless brother I would say that no, the promise of serious ugly shown by them at the age of 4 has been truly realized.

  39. combustion8

    drugs are bad mmkay??

  40. Hotblueglue

    I have to defer from the Superfish aesthetic opinion here, as I think these chicks look kind of cool and classy here in a sort of European way. The fur is tacky, but still the gals don’t look too bad. But just give a decade for the pills and booze and plastic surgery to set in…

  41. llllllllll

    It almost kills me to say this but MK actually looks a nano second better than Ashley in these pics. nano-nano …why does that sound familiar to me…………….

  42. CowgirlUp

    These girls really do look uncomfortable in their own skin. I pity them that they look so miserable. Their sense of style is seriously lacking too.

  43. biatcho

    Can anyone say OsteoporOlson? Someone please teach these bridgetrolls good posture or they’re gonna be permanent hunchbacks by the time they’re 30. Which is actually fine I guess, better them than me.

  44. Celetina

    Okay, I have to admit that celebrities being lambasted for looking grungy in 7-11s or whatever is totally unnecessary. I mean, everybody needs a break sometimes.

    On the other hand, THS IS A PUBLIC EVENT. YOU KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED. What the fuck is their excuse for looking so stoned? Besides, uh, marijuana, I guess.

  45. superficially

    damn….

    even if my twin was a crack-whore i would not allow her to follow me around dressed like that…eewwww

  46. superficially

    damn….

    even if my twin was a crack-whore i would not allow her to follow me around dressed like that…eewwww

  47. Tooo sexy indeed

    We take the time to make fun of the guy who spends too much time making fun of celebrities

    Perish Hilton Media
    http://perish-hilton.blogspot.com

  48. 86

    I think it’s cute how MK matched her lipstick to the backdrop.

    College dropouts!!

  49. cole007

    they bought ALL the cocaine. All of it. The bought Columbia, South America, and some other stuff too, like probably Russia, just for fun.

  50. suzy

    i can just imagine them saying “You got it dude” and “Whoa Baby”

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