Mary-Kate Olsen almost TOO sexy

December 14th, 2006 // 66 Comments
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Comments (66)

  1. josepe | December 14, 2006 at 11:46 am

    does this make ME first!?

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  2. jrzmommy | December 14, 2006 at 11:47 am

    Are these the starving children that would have liked to have had all of my wasted meatloaf and brussel sprouts when I was a kid?

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  3. Niki_Jacob | December 14, 2006 at 11:47 am

    First!!!! Bleh……… She’s ugly………

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  4. Ruby | December 14, 2006 at 11:47 am

    Numero uno?

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  5. HolisticWisdomcom | December 14, 2006 at 11:48 am

    Some people are just more cute when they are kids and grow out of their looks, others grow into them.

    What I do know is that they have been quite business savvy and that is certainly an asset.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  6. Whammer Jammer | December 14, 2006 at 11:48 am

    All that money, and only one of them can barely crack a smile. They have to be the most unhappy looking celebrities I’ve ever seen.

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  7. Niki_Jacob | December 14, 2006 at 11:49 am

    Na guess I was third, humph now fourth!!!
    God forgive me, she’s not ugly, I take it back…….

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  8. DrunkBlogger | December 14, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Damn yo. She is hot. I’d sex her. Psych.

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  9. Niki_Jacob | December 14, 2006 at 11:52 am

    the comment (0) thingy is Way off and missleading like the paparazzi, go figure……..

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  10. fergernauster | December 14, 2006 at 11:54 am

    Alas… Are we n’er to view Mary Kate’s teeth again? She does not open her mouth anymore… not to eat… not to speak… not to… ****.

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  11. CelebSlam.com | December 14, 2006 at 11:56 am

    Who’s the hobo that looks like Mary-Kate?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  12. fergernauster | December 14, 2006 at 11:57 am

    I admit I find these two very attractive. Their eyes are stunning; both the color & the shape.

    So shoot me.

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  13. 323Lurve | December 14, 2006 at 11:57 am

    in the words of uncle jesse, “the hair!”

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  14. Kim In Dallas | December 14, 2006 at 11:57 am

    I was gonna say the same thing! These girls NEVER look happy….ever…! If they’d smile like they meant it a little they might look a little prettier. I guess they’re all dreading the trip to the doctor later to remove the sticks from their butts.

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  15. Ruby | December 14, 2006 at 11:58 am

    Mary-Kate is sporting the latest in Bichon Frise handbags. She made it herself.

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  16. LL | December 14, 2006 at 11:58 am

    K, the Olsen twins looked like monkeys when they were babies. They weren’t that cute. They actually look better now, but yeah, in the pic with the coat she sorta looks like Cruella DeVille. The all-black outfit isn’t that bad, but jeez, M-K, brush your damn hair. You’re a billionaire. Start workin’ it. And red-orange lipstick? Not your color.

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  17. crabbie | December 14, 2006 at 11:59 am

    Ah to be young and depressed…

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  18. Pointandlaugh | December 14, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    “oh boo hoo…..I am only worth $200 million….mo money, mo problems!”

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  19. fergernauster | December 14, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    Who would’ve ever thunk they are merely fraternal twins? I can only tell them apart by the fact Ashley cracks a smile once in a decade.

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  20. techclerk | December 14, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    Who died? I din’t know they were Peter Boyle fans.

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  21. helistar | December 14, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    they look like 2 bit crack whores who would take it in the ass for a rock.. not that I would know..

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  22. BarbadoSlim | December 14, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    I’d need the two Olsen twins aaaaaand a watermelon with a hole in it to think I was with a real woman.

    better yet forget the Olsen twins…

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  23. ponk | December 14, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    my god those must be some incredible drugs. She doesn’t look like she even knows where she is.

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  24. HollywoodSnark | December 14, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    yeah, a skinny, sick, sexy monkey…err squirrel face – http://hollywoodsnark.com

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  25. Jacquelantern | December 14, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    Which one had the eating disorder?

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  26. OhSoSuperficial | December 14, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    Maybe Brangelina will adopt this poor starving child…

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  27. BarbadoSlim | December 14, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    Will they ever be as hot as when they did Full House…?

    WHAT!

    too soon?

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  28. jesseeca | December 14, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    #16 is correct. they were not cute as babies. they looked like their mom was the Alein from Signs & their dad was Curious George.

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  29. jesseeca | December 14, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    oops Alien

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  30. Jacquelantern | December 14, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    celebs are redicilous it goes like this…

    Before fame:
    I want to be famous… look at me, look at me! I will do anything at all for your attention!! I just want to be famous and loved!!

    Once famous:
    What the fuck are looking at?!?! Can’t I just get some privacy!! Why do you care about me?? I just want a normal life… whaaa

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  31. Jacquelantern | December 14, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    celebs are redicilous it goes like this…

    Before fame:
    I want to be famous… look at me, look at me! I will do anything at all for your attention!! I just want to be famous and loved!!

    Once famous:
    What the fuck are looking at?!?! Can’t I just get some privacy!! Why do you care about me?? I just want a normal life… whaaa

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  32. RedInk | December 14, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    my Grandma still hookin’ at 78?

    :(

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  33. Jacquelantern | December 14, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    my comment was so great… I had to post it twice!

    damn u fish… j/k

    but seriously knock that shit off

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  34. BarbadoSlim | December 14, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    @32..yeah, where she at? Bitch owe me, whips and cockrings ain’t free!

    She know who I am!!

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  35. minniememe | December 14, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    pics 1+2: dress-up time in mommy’s clothes (mommy is a crack ho)

    pics 3+4: That Girl+Mary Tyler Moore with some SERIOUS eye baggage and hair frizz (Mink hairspray, girl?)

    These girls were ugly babies, but were cute about 5 years ago. That lasted all of 2 seconds.

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  36. icyprincess2 | December 14, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    I could dress better than that in a dark dank cave with burlap bags…

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  37. www.rumorficial.com | December 14, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    Did i miss something i don”t see any sexy women

    http://rumorficial.com/

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  38. Spindoc | December 14, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    They were hideously disturbing children. Then, they looked like the MIGHT grow up to be good looking. WEll, considering that whichever one is in that last picture looks like Jared Leto’s gayer homless brother I would say that no, the promise of serious ugly shown by them at the age of 4 has been truly realized.

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  39. combustion8 | December 14, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    drugs are bad mmkay??

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  40. Hotblueglue | December 14, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    I have to defer from the Superfish aesthetic opinion here, as I think these chicks look kind of cool and classy here in a sort of European way. The fur is tacky, but still the gals don’t look too bad. But just give a decade for the pills and booze and plastic surgery to set in…

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  41. llllllllll | December 14, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    It almost kills me to say this but MK actually looks a nano second better than Ashley in these pics. nano-nano …why does that sound familiar to me…………….

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  42. CowgirlUp | December 14, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    These girls really do look uncomfortable in their own skin. I pity them that they look so miserable. Their sense of style is seriously lacking too.

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  43. biatcho | December 14, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    Can anyone say OsteoporOlson? Someone please teach these bridgetrolls good posture or they’re gonna be permanent hunchbacks by the time they’re 30. Which is actually fine I guess, better them than me.

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  44. Celetina | December 14, 2006 at 1:21 pm

    Okay, I have to admit that celebrities being lambasted for looking grungy in 7-11s or whatever is totally unnecessary. I mean, everybody needs a break sometimes.

    On the other hand, THS IS A PUBLIC EVENT. YOU KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED. What the fuck is their excuse for looking so stoned? Besides, uh, marijuana, I guess.

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  45. superficially | December 14, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    damn….

    even if my twin was a crack-whore i would not allow her to follow me around dressed like that…eewwww

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  46. superficially | December 14, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    damn….

    even if my twin was a crack-whore i would not allow her to follow me around dressed like that…eewwww

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  47. perish-hilton | December 14, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    Tooo sexy indeed

    We take the time to make fun of the guy who spends too much time making fun of celebrities

    Perish Hilton Media
    http://perish-hilton.blogspot.com

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  48. 86 | December 14, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    I think it’s cute how MK matched her lipstick to the backdrop.

    College dropouts!!

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  49. cole007 | December 14, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    they bought ALL the cocaine. All of it. The bought Columbia, South America, and some other stuff too, like probably Russia, just for fun.

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  50. suzy | December 14, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    i can just imagine them saying “You got it dude” and “Whoa Baby”

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