Mary-Kate Olsen

20041020_mkolsen.jpgMary-Kate Olsen has been reportedly missing a bunch of her NYU classes and is thinking about dropping out of school. I don’t think anybody is surprised here, but the real question is why she decided to even go in the first place. I think we’ve already established that living in a $7 million apartment isn’t comparable to campus dorms, so I don’t see what kind of college experience the twins are looking for. People go to college to get the skills and knowledge needed to find a job and make money. It’s pretty clear that the Olsen twins don’t have any skills or knowledge, but they’re already worth $600 million so it doesn’t really matter. I think what I’m trying to say here is that the Olsen twins are annoying and they’re not cute at all. So stop thinking they’re cute. I mean it.

Oh, and Mary-Kate is too fat. She needs to, like, lose weight or something.