Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen model for Badgley Mischka

February 16th, 2006 // 129 Comments
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Here are Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, wandering through the halls of the Overlook Hotel. They’re supposedly modeling something. Perhaps anorexia. Definitely not breast implants. Remember that big countdown to their eighteenth birthday, when everyone thought they were going to be so gorgeous? And then the birthday came and the world collectively scratched their heads, because screwing them seems about as pleasant as screwing the vacuum cleaner. At least the vacuum doesn’t complain when you use a marker to draw boobs on it.


  1. HughJorganthethird

    Your right S Starr. They are both geniuses. I’m sure they handle the day to day routine of there various business interests. In fact I bet they both get up and give lenghty speeches concerning shareholders dividends and profit margins etc. at the anuual meetings. College eh? You know what they were majoring in? Acting! Wow what a stretch! Fucking brilliant! Never mind the fact that they have both dropped out. And we all know how smart and talented you have to be to MODEL. Being rich becuase you were a cute kid doesn’t make you talented or smart. And like I said before the only reason these two trolls are wealthy is because of dumb fucks like yourself.

  2. hermanita

    The brunette (yeah I’m bad with names too) is just much prettier then her sister. If she’s the one who was anorexic, then she doesn’t look nearly as bad as she used to.

    #3 Juliette, I never heard one of them say they think they’re hot. And I don’t think they do. They seem very insecure.

  3. Maeve97

    Zanna/#56: thanks for that baby animals website. i now have a baby elephant as my screen saver.

  4. monkeyballs

    Whoever said that about the weird duck lip smile?

    THANK YOU!!! OMG I ****HATE***** THAT WEIRD THING one of them does when she smiles. It’s like The Constipated Look.

    And just while I’m on the subject, I can’t stand how Renee Zellwhatever does that pursed lips thing when she’s just sitting there. Like, WTF is that? Who DOES that? No one. It’s so distracting and stupid and I want to smack her every time she does it.

    Ok thanks for letting me get that out.

  5. These 2 would be fun to work with….got some sweet sci-fi concepts in mind.

  6. Redrum! Redrum!!!!

    This is totally the twins from The Shining. Everyone who doesn’t agree is too young. Truly.

  7. Erienne

    This is the first time I’ve been to this site, and I am close to tears. You people are bloody hilarious.

    Ashley is definetely the hotter of the two, but I can’t say I disagree with the gnome/hobbit/gremlin comments by everyone.

    And Evangelia, you so right about Hilary Duff. For anyone who hasn’t seen the horror of Duff’s smile: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/10/hilary_duff_has_a_pretty_smile_1.html

    Thanks for making my day a lot better everyone.

  8. A Nobody

    Remember, just because they acted since they were born doesn’t make them talented in any way. Have you seen fullhouse? Most people just didn’t judge because they were so little, but all they did was basically read lines emotionlessly. What’s so special about them? Just another overrated Paris Hilton wannabes.

  9. Aliceis_obsessed

    no one ever said they were talented, but i don’t think they or ugly little monsters everyone makes them out to be, the dresses are beautiful and if they weren’t modeling it some other over hyped coked out teen queen would be

  10. susie-q

    Those are some scary bitches. The hair is out of control – could that have really been the look they were going for? And their brains have the appearance of being, well, devoid of function.

    They do pull off the red lipstick better than Anne Hathaway does.

  11. gogoboots

    I think I preferred them when they were babies, now they look like anorexic zombies trying to take over our minds with their overdone eye make-up and all growed up clothes. Ugh, let me go hide under my bed before the twins decide to eat my brains out and puke him up again!

  12. jon

    Strange people. I’d fucking hit them. Both.

  13. A Nobody

    You’d hit everybody.

  14. christee

    maybe this is really a poster for “lord of the rings-revenge of the hobbits.” yeah..that makes sense.

  15. deyanira_spain

    when i first saw this pic I thought i was staring at 2 ghosts. 2 skinny ghosts.

  16. boshea

    The both look like Jon Benet Ramsey or the scary twins in the Shining.

  17. ok guys, u r all dumb, ok!
    the oslen twins r the most hottest chicks eva.
    how can u say such mean things about them when you dont even no them?
    you do not no that when you r putting other people down its becouse you fell uncomfortable about yourself?
    i bet u r all ugly and really you wish that you r that hot……… but ur not!
    so fuking off! fat ugly bitches!

  18. liqurice_fish

    ok guys, u r all dumb, ok!
    the oslen twins r the most hottest chicks eva.
    how can u say such mean things about them when you dont even no them?
    you do not no that when you r putting other people down its becouse you fell uncomfortable about yourself?
    i bet u r all ugly and really you wish that you r that hot……… but ur not!
    so fuking off! fat ugly bitches!

  19. ker

    wow!!! im 119th commented….

    anyway marykate and ashley is hott! i said HOT! there u go number 102, somebody said they are hot…

    the irony here, people always says ashley is supposed to be beautiful one, and is actually taller than mary-kate… the irony is marykate is more of a recongized fashionista-er and they make her pretty than her sister ashley– and make marykate looks taller than her, and more distinct features im glad they make mary-kate prettier than ashley…

    but nevertheless, how can they be ugly??———

    http://www.absolutenow.com/photos/Olsen_JS17208265.html

    http://img107.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=27940_olsen_twins_050207_06.jpg

  20. Vikktar

    Sounds like a whole lot of jealousy here to me. These girls are stunningly beautiful, and a woman needn’t be an amazon or have huge, pedulous, fat-bags hanging off her chest to be attractive. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being petite, slender, and small breasted – if fact, it’s preferable. Females look beautiful and more feminine when they are petite. I cannot believe anyone would bitch because a young woman is petite. Should she be big and masculine instead? I’m guessing we have a lot of overweight, enormous, unattractive women and “chubby chaser” men commenting here.

  21. meisa

    Come on guys, I get that your sick little weakness is you like to bash celebs, but consider the fact that what you are viewing is an ad!! they modeled for it, that’s not what they look like on a day to day basis. They have people like you trashing them everyday, and I don’t think I’d smile a lot in public either.

    I think Ashley is gorgeous and MK can be pretty when she’s not doing the trash bag look. Give them a break, they make a living just like you do..only they’ve been doing since they were six months old.

  22. Personally, I think the twins are pretty, especially when they smile. Don’t forget that there is a market for “small” size clothing too, and since these two seem to be in the fashion business in a big way-that’s BBBBillion$, they can and should do a fine job of carrying that banner. They can buy and sell women with larger to extravagant boobs. Also it occurs to me that not all women, (actresses, models, housewives, schoolgirls, executives) are even interested in being public sex show-offs.

  23. 1. They didn’t style themselves, so bashing what they wear in photos is far from insulting. If I got paid as much as they do to wear ridiculous hair-dos and whatnot, I

  24. 1. They didn’t style themselves, so bashing what they wear in photos is far from insulting. If I got paid as much as they do to wear ridiculous hair-dos and whatnot, I

  25. luvagurl

    hi

  26. luvagurl

    I say we leave these girls alone… how would you like to be critisized for how you look, or how bad your make-up is? I mean COME ON seriously, it’s their lives and that’s just the people they are. Life is about having fun, The Olsen’s look totally HOT and I really don’t care what you all say because they do!
    Being famous would be sooo annoying!! They get judged and compared to other celebs, no wonder they get pressured into eating disorders. What make’s it worse is that they get looked wrongly upon for that, and that is rude.
    They are just normal people, and should not be judged just because they are “expected” to stand out with amzing beauty and perfection. The girls aren’t perfect, who cares!!! NO BODY IS PERFECT….

    they are famous for having good personalities, and the ability to make people laugh. You don’t have to be perfect, to be a good icon.

  27. I am wondering what do they think about them self?
    they had (I think) everything since they were born?

  28. borin

    okay are u stupid? these girls are beautiful!! they are like perfect, like any of you have a patch on them really? stop hating u stuuuupid mofo

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