Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen model for Badgley Mischka

Superficial / February 16, 2006
*olsen_twins1.jpg

Here are Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, wandering through the halls of the Overlook Hotel. They’re supposedly modeling something. Perhaps anorexia. Definitely not breast implants. Remember that big countdown to their eighteenth birthday, when everyone thought they were going to be so gorgeous? And then the birthday came and the world collectively scratched their heads, because screwing them seems about as pleasant as screwing the vacuum cleaner. At least the vacuum doesn’t complain when you use a marker to draw boobs on it.