Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to get plastic surgery

March 28th, 2007 // 88 Comments
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are reportedly set to get matching nose jobs and have both reportedly consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about the surgery. An insider says:

“Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea.” There has been speculation in the past that the mini-moguls have already had their features tweaked under the knife. “They both love changing their looks,” a friend tells ITW. “They thought this would make them look more polished.”

More polished? It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a nose job to fix whatever’s wrong with these two. Can they do face transplants yet? I saw in a movie once where they swapped John Travolta’s face with Nicolas Cage’s face and then they switched identities and had to shoot a bunch of people and blow stuff up. I think it was called Cinderella II: Dreams Come True.

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  1. mrs.t

    “They think it will make them look more polished.”

    There is an old Ukrianian saying that applies: You Can’t Polish A Turd.

  2. N@ughty

    @50
    “They’re pretty girls”
    oh yea, they’re fucking fantastic! i mean everytime i see them…those ghoulish looking faces, the clown make-up and ashley’s twin pole, i just wonder “why can’t i be pretty?”

  3. N@ughty

    …wait. then i realize that if you put these two and Fergie together, Fergie actually DOES look glamourous instead of a restaurant pig with blonde hair…by the way? did anyone see her in Poseidon? why can’t that stuff happen to her in real life?

  4. Bugman4045

    @50 What would “workaholic” look like from this girl? The only work they seem to do is to sign off on their image and name being attached to products for tweens. Aside from that, their main skills are carrying Starbucks cups and staring directly into camera lenses.
    They look lobotomized.

  5. arrogances

    @53
    “restaurant pig with blonde hair…”
    *LOL* That’s beautiful.
    ..but the olsen girls, I don’t think they’re so bad looking. Their expressions are all that bother me.

  6. arrogances

    @54: Bugman4045,

    “They look lobotomized.”
    Yeah, like I was saying, it’s like they have no joy in their lives. I don’t pretend to understand, who here is familiar with their day-to-day? I’m not naive enough to belive the image being pushed on us, so…

  7. HughJorganthethird

    About time they got those hideous beaks fixed. Now if only the doctor could implant a few inches of vert. they might not resemble trolls.

  8. NicotineEyePatch

    Why don’t they have surgery to try to turn themselves into sea monkeys, with gills and such? Then they could live in an underwater fantasy world where they’d actually be really pretty. I mean, pretty, when compared to other sea monkeys.

  9. N@ughty

    #55 tell me i didn’t really post that. lol

  10. suzy

    they don’t need nose jobs…

    they need to go on “What not to Wear”

  11. My GOD!!!

    They are both so FAT!!!! Lose some weight you fucking pigs.

  12. Truthseeker013

    To quote the great Pat Benatar, “It’s a little too late…”

  13. j

    Someone plase tell me why these two always look like they just came off the ho-stroll on 10th street and manhattan? love the red lipstick though

  14. mimi_bleet

    Ugh, this bothers me. Their noses are so cute anyway. Why change them? Ironically, I was just thinking about a week ago that I wish my nose looked like that. Their faces are going to look disproportionate and weird if their nose sizes are changed in any considerable way.

  15. ginettissima

    These two are in no way cute, plastic surgery or not. (Though the whole idea of these two little goblins getting matching plastic surgery is heinous.) What really needs to be done is for someone (surgically or not… not surgically would be better I think, the back of someone’s hand would do just fine actually) to smack those affected pouts off their faces. I can’t deal with two little gobliny things looking so fussed and upset all the time when their whole existence consists of drinking coffee, smoking cigs, and putting together fucked-up outfits.

  16. sh0t0kan

    they need to fix their faces, looking like the joke from batman

  17. cats069

    There are only two kinds of plastic surgery these two should be forced to have; either they complete their transformation into ducks by getting feathers implanted to go with their duck-billed faces, or they should get matching head amputations.

  18. Lowlands

    Having broomsticks as arms and legs,these 2 creatures could be the brides of Pinocchio.I hope Pinocchio likes lettuceleafs for dinner.

  19. imran karim

    of course it would be matching

  20. nicholelibra

    Hey, MK&A I’ve got an idea, you wanna look more polished, THEN STOP DRESSING LIKE A PAIR OF FUCKING HOBOS! I’ve seen homeless people with a better ideas of fashion.

  21. crazyotto

    I AM BEEN HYPM-O-TIZED!

  22. mae2686

    I don’t think they are very pretty anyways. Who cares what they do?

  23. luckyme

    Myself and Mary-Kate and Ashley share the same birthday. Friday, June 13th, 1986. Maybe that’s why we’re so freakish. Friday the 13th…hrmm.

  24. kevinlouisville

    Would all of you post the same comments or express the same condemnatory remarks if these two young ladies were your twin sisters?

  25. Zooni

    Why are they getting plastic surgery. Who NOSE.

  26. Susieq

    Do they even have teeth? I’ve never seen them.

  27. Maybe

    I guess that’s what can happen when you have more money then you know what to do with…

    On the bright side… they could pass for Michael Jackson’s missing triplet brothers or sisters, or whatever…

  28. natasha

    they look fine.
    i realy dont see the problem here.
    shut up and be pretty!!!!!!!

  29. bigys

    I don’t think so. Very unlikely. Look at the way they are smiling. I do that facial expression for pictures as well. Sure, it makes your nose smaller, but it makes your lips look like a duck (try it, flex those nose muscles). Their noses look natural and imperfect, just like before.

  30. hollywood

    all of yall need to sutup

  31. hollywood

    there noses are fine!!!

  32. hollywood

    i dare one of yall to type me back

  33. hollywood

    i am so with you Natasha!!!!!

  34. hollywood

    i belive yall all would feel bad if you were one of them. PIG NOSES!!!!

  35. Abi

    HOLY JESUS what is that thing on the left?!…

    Sometimes I seriously doubt either one of these skanks have teeth. I’ve never seen them. They always look like they’re sucking lemons.

  36. nassi caisey

    one day they were really cute but somehow they changed. it’s like they don’t want to be twins like they are embarressed. they seem to be looking for a new identity . now that they have had some major work done on their faces they no longer look alike nor are they attractive anymore. they also look older than they are. they no longer possess a softer look on their faces. instead they look like a couple of hardened hookers. i wish these young people would stop getting there faces done. many of these actresses are so naturally beautiful but they are so insecure that they do an about face and get these major surguries so we can’t even identify them anymore. makes me appreciate the way i look. hollywood the land of fakes and phonies with no personalities except for their acting roles. too bad. nothing to learn from them.

  37. nassi caisey

    one day they were really cute but somehow they changed. it’s like they don’t want to be twins like they are embarressed. they seem to be looking for a new identity . now that they have had some major work done on their faces they no longer look alike nor are they attractive anymore. they also look older than they are. they no longer possess a softer look on their faces. instead they look like a couple of hardened hookers. i wish these young people would stop getting there faces done. many of these actresses are so naturally beautiful but they are so insecure that they do an about face and get these major surguries so we can’t even identify them anymore. makes me appreciate the way i look. hollywood the land of fakes and phonies with no personalities except for their acting roles. too bad. nothing to learn from them.

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