cobra- how did you know that i was fucking a coat-stand when i wrote that. god, coat stands are soooooooo hot.
This is what happens when you have all the money in the world…and you have no reason whatsoever to use ANY brain power. Also see…Britney, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, etc. Look at their faces…it’s a stretch for their brains to tell their bodies to breathe.
It’s like they are trying to look bad. The thing that annoys me is that without all that horrible makeup and gothic clothing they are really pretty girls.
I honestly think its an individuality thing. Because they have been child stars there whole lives i think this is their way of showing everyone that they aren’t the girls everyone thought they knew on Full House. I dunno – maybe they are just weird.
How old are they? 20? 20 years old people shouldn’t look like this.
Mary-Kate looks like that one Crazy Art teacher that every college has. The one that wears scarves and has that long grey wirey hair that she still wears down her back with long black dresses and witchy boots.
The kind of teacher who is 80 years old but will still read poetry in class about sex and talk about her trips to Greece as a young girl and the young man that “Opened her to life” etc…
Basically what I’m saying is that MK looks like a crazy cat lady.
As for Ashley, did they catch the guy that slugged her both her eyes?
20 years old.
They will NOT age well.
#45 That was me. I like to slug people half my size.
And then I eat their brains.
They look like a couple of fucking lemurs
GAH! That first pic could be the game cover for Silent Hill 5! *shudders*
So I didn’t notice the very pronounced duck lips in the earlier pictures – did they train their lips to do that? Perhaps they used a vice?
Joker, Joker, Joker
Eyes… can’t resist… eyes. Eyes.. tell me what.. to do. Must buy new… shoes. Mary-Kate… and Ashley… shoes. Must wear… ugly clothes…
they’ll have successful careers eventually – when they’re 60 they can star in a new series of “Leprechaun” movies.
These two creatures look an awful lot like ’70’s Olympic gymnasts from Russia. Hollow eyes,skinny,and underdeveloped, and the vain attempts at makeup that fail miserably.On second thought though, they actually just look French.
I’m confused. which is which? One looks like shes all paranoid and on crack, the other looks like she should be telling fortunes with Cleo. What the hell happened to these two?
I’m telling you. Mary Kate is the witch from Big Fish!
#10- Totally agree. The Jocker’s offspring.
What’s about Ashley’s eyes in the third pic? O__o
Oh my god, she’s trying to kill someone with her x-ray eyes!!
I wish they would stop doing that stupid thing with their lips (look like an ape begging for a kiss)
I dont know what the heck is up with everyone. Im fucking 5 4 and 98 lbs and i worked HARD for this!! You know you all want it and yyall are just jealous!!!
AND BONES ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! you dont know what its like to wake up to a a sunken stomach below your hipbones and knowing everyone is always staring at you!!!!
That’s The Beginning Of A New Dawn…
DAWN OF The DEAD!!!
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