Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen sell apartment

April 4th, 2005 // 1 Comment

Twin millionaires Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling their $7.3 million Manhattan apartment without having ever lived in it.

Wait wait wait, Mary-Kate and Ashley weren’t even living in the $7 million penthouse that I was making fun of them for having? Then where the crap have these two little stick figures been living? On the streets? With hobos? Because if that’s the case, I take back all the mean things I’ve ever said about these girls. Celebrities who can rough it on the streets with the homeless are okay in my book. I mean, as long as they don’t start asking me for money and stuff. That’s just awkward.


  1. It's very dramatic, very dramatic, "said the speaker space." You walk in and it was there, bang. "Although MK and Ash never lived in space, not used, have been taken for rent for $ 35 000 a month!

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