Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen parodied by PETA (Hilarity not included)

December 11th, 2007 // 147 Comments

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s use of fur has severely pissed off PETA. Today they launched a new website named by, I’m guessing, an 8-year-old. It’s called “Meet the Trollsen’s,” and it lays out the animal lovers hatred for the stick-figured ones:

Some say that Hairy-Kate and Trashley are guilty of offending their fans with some major fashion boo-boos, but here at peta2, we think that’s the understatement of the year! The twins’ heartless decision to wear fur and include it in their new fashion line, The Row (more like “Death Row”), is worse than a fashion no-no–it’s cruelty to animals. The Trollsens have ignored our pleas to stop wearing fur–and have since added horribly ugly fur items to their new clothing line.

The above video answers “yes” to the age-old question of “Can Full House become even more unwatchable?” If you didn’t know who Futureman was before, get ready to earnestly wish you still didn’t. Now excuse me while I write a letter to PETA demanding they stick to ads featuring nude celebrity asses or else I start picking off manatees.


  1. What is that cartoon a drawing of? Squirrels? Rats? Peta should protect wide-eyed rodents!

  2. rosalind connage


  3. RUSure

    I don’t see no Olsen twins. PETA should find some Olsen look alikes and do a reality TV show on MTV or something. The cartoons not working for me.

  4. rosalind connage


  5. Ineedyourmagic

    Powerful stuff there. What a wonderful way to get a message across.

  6. Fur sucks, but Futureman sucks worse.

  7. Megan

    I can’t believe I watched the whole thing

  8. I'm scrared

    the “dress up” page is great. they’ve got googly eyes!

  9. Blindsey Homan

    I saw them eating at an In and Out burger last night. Pretty accurate

  10. rosalind connage


  11. Wesley Barrilleaux

    There just selfish human beings who don’t give a shit about using animals for fashion.

  12. Tomas

    Wow … that was terrible … And Futureman, haha, what a douchebag!

    I’m gonng go throw up now.

  13. Auntie Kryst

    @11 Yes well said, accurate and to the point. Thanks for clearing the air and fostering understanding.

  14. Auntie Kryst

    @11 Yes well said, accurate and to the point. Thanks for clearing the air and fostering understanding.

  15. mark

    I have seen this news earlier on It’s a website for celebrities and wealthy people.

  16. People Eat Tasty Animals

    I don’t know what’s more awesome:

    Futureman’s name
    Futureman’s acting
    Futureman’s clothes
    The seamless editing
    … or the hours of Full House some loser at PETA had to endure.

    Regardless, super-sweet awesome!

  17. ssssssss

    they really wont be concerned by this. theyre little bitches. i know em

  18. Auntie Kryst

    Whoops double post, my bad. Yet this provides another opportunity to praise #11s astute observation.

  19. boredom

    Ok so I’m not one to wear fur but watching that retarded video makes me want to go kick a furry animal. I say that video hurts their cause more than it helps. If they’ve got a spokesperson like Futureman then their cause isn’t gonna go much further.

  20. chickenlover

    Soooo…. Peta doesn’t advocate fur, but they advocate kicking toddlers out??? That was the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen

  21. PunkA

    This is the best PETA can do? Make fun of these two? wow. PETA is pretty desperate. These twins were sickly and gross as it is. No need to parody that. The spoof would have been to make them look good with huge boobs.

  22. MindRiot

    Amazing production quality. I am surprised they didnt detonate a pig’s blood balloon on them in public instead.

  23. TS

    #11, how do you know they’re selfish? (before you answer that one, run to your closet and make sure there are no leather shoes, belts or purses in there, and make sure you don’t have leather seats in your car while you’re at it). And did you drop out of school in 7th grade, or did you sleep your way through english class?

  24. I wish PETA would stop getting all the attention, but since they’re a major source of revenue for this site, I guess I can only dream.

  25. The chairwoman of PETA is diabetic, she needs insulin to live, insulin comes from pigs. She also lists Faust as one of her favorite books.

  26. Lucy

    If I were the Olsen twins (which I thank God every day that I’m not), I would just wear more fur after seeing this. It’d be fun to see that you make a group of people so angry just because you wear fur. I’d make a little game out of it.

  27. LayDeeBug

    Well, I’d like to say something horrible about the Olsen Doppelgangers but I really like sheared beaver fur (hahahaha). But seriously folks, I’d wear fur if I’d hunted it and skinned it myself after eating the meat (hahaha). No seriously…..

  28. I’m not pro fur, but at least the animals are farmed and not poached. I’d like to see Futureman confront some poachers and then watch the fur fly! Futureman would quickly become Extinct Idiot without a Gallbladder!

  29. pluslotion

    i hate peta, i want to buy lots of hamburger meat and throw it at them.
    a lot of people hate fur because they think it is cruel, but… i think these people forget that they prob own something made of leather… same concept really.
    Seals and chinchillas are cute though, Im glad I think fur coats look funny, and I am too poor to afford them.

  30. bradley

    peta is so dumb… i hope the olsens and the creators of full house sue for copyright infringment…

  31. Tellin Ya What I Know

    What if there were GIANTS living among us that liked to wear “human eye balls” as earrings? We’d see our family member’s heads being chopped off for their fashion purpose. I would hope that some sensible GIANTS would protest to save us.

  32. havoc

    I’m a member of PETA.



  33. twimmy420

    they should really focus on more important things… next thing you know PETA will bitch because we’re not all vegans… oh wait…

  34. Ted from LA

    I eat cows and pigs. Does that make me a bad person in PETAs eyes? If God didn’t want us to eat cows and pigs she wouldn’t have made them taste so good. Ummmmmmmmm… burgers…………….

    By the way, after reading the reviews on this cartoon, WATCH out The Simpson’s!

  35. Uncle Eccoli

    PETA people are pathetic, completely off their nuts. It isn’t animal abuse they’re upset about – not really – it’s their own damaged childhoods (or something of that ilk, specifics may vary). They are helpless, frightened, ineffectual little people beset by a virulent mentality of victimhood. Their actions and positions are nothing more than self-righteous masturbation.

  36. julyper

    Hypocrites. They trashed Paris before too but stopped when they realised she could be useful to them. They only like celebrities that would undress themselves in name of their cause.

  37. Ted from LA

    This is already happening. They are called Republicans.

  38. obviously you don't know a lot

    31 –
    what if we could fly to the moon and eat horse shit.
    what if vegetables had hearts and souls, scientists just haven’t discovered it yet.
    my hamster ate it’s babies… it didn’t give a fuck about family.
    know why?
    cause it is a dumb animal.
    you fucktard,
    i should shoot you and wear your skin.

  39. Eat meat and wear leather but never fur

    This is just the way it is, people who wear fur as a fashion statement are just plain assholes. Those that try to defend them may not be assholes but are really fucking stupid. Minks, foxes, and harp seals, etc. are harvested solely for their pelts to be turned into outerwear so those that wear them can flaunt their wealth. It is a wretched practice.

    It is not an effective counter-argument to criticize those opposed to the practice for eating meat and wearing leather does not negate that. When rendered cows and swine have multiple uses like providing food and clothing. Leather is durable material and used a lot more than making flashy pants. The point is there are many utilitarian uses for those animals, whereas animals slaughtered for the fur trade are done only for their skin.

    So don’t feel bad about having a big steak dinner and wearing leather on your way out to throw pig blood on the Olsens. You’re not doing anything wrong.

  40. Ted from LA

    I liked the naked woman campaign much better. It’s difficult to get an erection looking at the Olshit twins. They are as annoying as that Sam Wainwright and his “Hee Haw” comment throughout It’s a Wonderful Life. If it’s such a Wonderful Life, then while did George try to jump in a freezing river and kill himself? The holiday season is so confusing… If I were George Bailey, the movie would have been much different:

    Sam Wainwright: Hey George, Hee HAW!!!
    George: Shut up you stupid fuck before I kick you right square in the nuts.

    It would have had to be an HBO movie.

  41. chriso

    Ah PETA, always taking the mature, intelligent approach and really getting people to come on over to your way of thinking. Fucking nutbags.

  42. pluslotion

    39- i didn’t think of that.
    i feel better now.

  43. Oh yayyyyy!!!!! Another video to watch once I get home.

    You go girl!!!!!

  44. #34–Why did “she” make them so good?:-) hmmm………
    I agree–farming animals is “agriculture”—there are far more pressing animal rights issues than the fur industry.

  45. Any smear campaign against the Olsen twins is something I strongly support.

  46. J@cko

    PETA prefers wearing fake fur coats made in Chinese sweatshops. Right on folks!

  47. TS

    #39, you can’t have it both ways. It’s either OK to kill non-threatened species or it’s not. You can’t discriminate. In my mind, it’s ok.

  48. IsThisOk?

    If I let my minks die of old age before I make my fur coat would that be OK?

  49. Bigheadmike

    While they do have a legitamate purpose. PETA seems to go way too far. This is silly and ineffective except for the fact that we are talking about here.

  50. AnimalLover

    The Olsen Twins should be slaughtered. Worthless bitches. Its a shame we don’t live closer, ‘d like to introduce them to my machete. Its time to show these sluts what they’ve been missing. Skin ‘em alive I say.

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