Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

By: Superficial / September 29, 2004

20040929_olsen.jpgAccording to the Hollywood Reporter, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have just signed a 10-year distribution deal with Warner Home Video that will net them an immediate eight-figure advance. Blah blah blah they’re rich, okay I don’t care. What I’m more interested in are these giant sunglasses that have become the latest fashion trend amongst spoiled girls. As if Uggs weren’t bad enough, who off and decided that wearing oversized novelty sunglasses would be cool? Those are the kinds of sunglasses that my four year old cousin wears, and that’s because she’s four years old and doesn’t know anything. I’m not sure when it happened, but somewhere along the way “ugly” became the new “trendy.” From trucker hats to Uggs to these new giant sunglasses, fashion is heading towards the look of crazy homeless people, and last time I checked, crazy homeless people were pretty damn low on the fashion scale.