Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

September 17th, 2004 // 2 Comments

I understand that some people are turned on by the idea of twins, but doesn’t it make a difference that one of them looks like Zoolander? The Olsen twins are neither identical nor attractive, so I’m really not seeing the whole appeal of them. Ooh, sex with two sickly looking girls that sort of look similar to each other and a little bit like monkeys. Hot!

Oh, and the Olsen twins are currently promoting McDonald’s in France, despite Mary-Kate’s recent treatment for her eating disorder. Isn’t that ironic? It sure is ironic.

Read Article [Olsen sisters campaign for Happy Meals]

*note: I realize that one of the “twins” is Mandy Moore. I was using the pictures to emphasize the Zoolandereque look of Ashley. Gasoline fight!


  1. happyjoyjoy

    someone needs a head brace

  2. cakewhore

    i used to watch full house when i was a kid and i kept thinking “that baby looks like a monkey.” for a while, i thought i was the only person on the planet that thinks the olsen twins look like monkeys.

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