Mary-Louise Parker regrets topless scene

May 17th, 2009 // 116 Comments

Mary-Louise Parker regrets getting nude for the season finale of Weeds and claims she was “goaded” into it, according to the New York Post:

“I didn’t think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about it, and now I’m bitter,” the star of the Showtime series says in the June issue of More magazine.
“I knew it was going to be on the Internet: ‘Mary-Louise shows off her big nipples.’ I wish I hadn’t done that. I was goaded into it.”

Ha! Look at her big nipples! Now, what’d she just say?

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions despite the fact they encourage cleanliness.

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  1. G&T

    No normal person cared about about your topless scene while watching the show darling.
    And those pathetic people using those pics of the tub-scene as porn, are simply sad.
    (Speaking of porn when is Jessica Jaymes gonna be back on weeds? No THAT’S something to talk about!)

  2. el ces

    1. Her body is perfect and beautiful.

    2. A bathtub scene? Waste. Her first nude should have been sex. Being

    kissed and caressed….mmm…

  3. the voice of reason

    #8- I hope you’re not insinuating that her character sucks because she makes out men who aren’t white because that’s, you know, RACIST.

    Personally, I love the show. I just wish they would stop writing her character as a careless slut. She was perfect in the first season, so why the change?

  4. Brandon

    I am definitely not complaining, but when I watched this I remember thinking “Finally!…hmm, that was not really necessary.”

  5. Christopher

    Aww, she looks great, and I thank her for the nudity. Now what I really want is copies of the other photos from that season… the one her son was abusing himself to. Srsly

  6. Ananana

    At least her lipstick matches her nipples! :D

  7. PunkA

    Apparently, she didn;t get the reaction she wanted by showing it all. She she had to comment on it to raise more attention. And it worked. Now her bits are all over the net, where before, hardly anyone knew or cared. That, my friends, is what you call Media Whoring. And she nailed it.

  8. who cares

    I think her breasts are perfectly fine and I thought it really worked for the scene. Not necessary, but I was able to empathize with her.

  9. PM5K

    You should never be ashamed of looking that good, especially at her age.

  10. bugman

    Very nice.

  11. I LOVE her nipples, what’s she worried about?

  12. Crazy

    Call me crazy, but I think some of you are missing the point. Yes, she jokingly refers to her big nipples, but she isn’t saying she has a body image problem. She was unhappy with it because she just didn’t want to do the scene and felt goaded into doing it. And, BTW, showing your breasts in a bathtub scene doesn’t automatically make a woman a wh*re. There are a lot of misogynistic *ssholes who comment on this site.

  13. Crazy

    Call me crazy, but I think some of you are missing the point. Yes, she jokingly refers to her big nipples, but she isn’t saying she has a body image problem. She was unhappy with it because she just didn’t want to do the scene and felt goaded into doing it. And, BTW, showing your breasts in a bathtub scene doesn’t automatically make a woman a wh*re. There are a lot of misogynistic *ssholes who comment on this site.

  14. CC

    Okay…off topic…why do people insist on putting “FIRST” in the comments section???

    It’s SOOOO fucking middle school!!

    Why don’t you go for the gusto and just type, “SHOTGUN”…that’d be just as mature…

  15. President William Howard Taft

    Crazy sounds like she could use a good extended asshole rogering. Crazy chicks always love anal. Speaking of crazy, have you ever seen an african elephant fuck a capybara? No? That’s because it hasn’t happened. Yet. True story.

  16. DCMikeRotch

    SHOTGUN!

    What breasts? Her scene looks like a bowl of lentil soup.

  17. pavmentaled

    I Likey. (.)(.)

  18. fernie81

    mary louise parker is really beautiful but nobody laying down ever has huge breasts and if an actress doesn’t feel good about a scene then she shouldn’t do it at all. Also if they do it they shouldn’t act like they were raped afterwards.

  19. fernie81

    mary louise parker is really beautiful but nobody laying down ever has huge breasts and if an actress doesn’t feel good about a scene then she shouldn’t do it at all. Also if they do it they shouldn’t act like they were raped afterwards.

  20. fernie81

    mary louise parker is really beautiful but nobody laying down ever has huge breasts and if an actress doesn’t feel good about a scene then she shouldn’t do it at all. Also if they do it they shouldn’t act like they were raped afterwards.

  21. onceler

    well, personally I’d much rather see MLP’s naked ass, given a choice between that and her tits, but I for one am happy she showed them, even if she isn’t. but then again, the source here is the Post, so the whole quote was probably just totally made up.

  22. TheGimp

    Now is she more pissed that she was “goaded” into doing a topless scene?? or because she had “big nipples”? cuz to me the fact that she called out her nipple size suggests that she thinks she wants to get a boob job to be better proportioned and calm the giant nipples she claims to have..but doesnt want to be labeled a conformist in hollywood for getting better boobs

  23. alex

    I understand she feels a little self conscious about her nipples. I don’t think she should, and if it makes her feel better I tugged it three and a half times to her sweet, sweet cans

  24. The celebrity actress thinks that a recent nude scene of her in the bathtub took things a little too far. Well, she’s right!

  25. dude

    What’s she so upset about? Her nips look perfectly suckable to me. At the very least, they’re worthy of being splattered with my ejaculate.

  26. Me

    Goaded? Thats foreign for….
    “I made a bad choice and need someone to blame” yeah?

  27. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke

    She looks great in my opinion, love the show. Last picture she reminds me of a blow-up doll slightly.

  28. Mel

    Soooo hot!

  29. vera

    She’s got pretty nipples! I love them.

  30. awc

    that director rocks! he is the man!

    clearly, artistically speaking, nipples were required in that scene. as they are needed in most scenes.

  31. I hate good looking women who think they shouldn’t get naked.

  32. chelachela

    You are beautiful because you are not a fake, so don’t worry about the scene, at the end I think you’ll see the main opinion is positive.
    Go girl!

  33. I remember starting to watch this series & thinking “Why the hell doesn’t she just get a job like the rest of widows!?” Breaking Bad has what Weeds lacks. FOUNDATION.

  34. @82: “Go girl!”!? Really……?

  35. Steven

    She hates being seen topless so much let’s just paste those pictures up again and cover her nips with tiny titty pink stars. Just so she knwos we feel so bad for her.

  36. Meh

    She is so fucking hot.

  37. Littlepuppet

    They’re not as big as Maria Conchita Alonzo’s.

  38. IKE

    @87 Whew!! You are sooo right. M.C.A has got some pacifiers as nipples. Those could keep a guy busy for quite a bit. ;)

    Apparently Mary-Louise hasn’t been on the internet in a long time. You can see boobs EVERYWHERE. Whoop-tee-doo. Show that hair little mess and NOW we’re talking. lol

  39. Richard Wm. Narlian

    M.L.P. Must have heard that jokke-ut was SOOO funnnyt,she laughed her tit’s off.

  40. Richard Wm. Narlian

    M.L.P. Must have heard that jokke-ut was SOOO funnny,she laughed her tit’s off.

  41. She is a fine example of a human-alien hybrid, and a perfect excuse to quote the Earth philosopher Nietzsche:

    “Women’s modesty generally increases with their beauty.”

  42. jack

    When she boinks her son on the show, I guess she’ll say that she was “goaded” into it.

    Still, it’ll be a hot scene!

  43. washington

    I would lick the shit out of those.

  44. Lindsay

    I like her nipples.

  45. fredq

    selling bluray weeds discs like hotcakes…she doesn’t regret the cash that will fill her pocket from that..

  46. Melissa

    I have the exact same tits. Anyone who is disappointed has too high expectations.

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