Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news

August 26th, 2009 // 30 Comments

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn’t they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn’t give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role in Inception. This is what happens when you hang out with Russell Crowe. [Wonderwall]

- Jessica Simpson is eyeing up another quarterback. To date. To date. Not to slap on a hoagie roll. [Celebslam]

- Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene bailed on a Twilight convention in Jersey. Of course, this would mean something if either of them could magically morph into Robert Pattinson. Or Harry Potter with new Dry-Humping Action. [Just Jared]

- Channing Tatum’s stripper days returns to haunt him. And also show people he can emote. Who knew? [PopSugar]

- Katie Price hasn’t cried once over her divorce from Peter Andre. Mostly because she’s a robot sent from the future to promote literacy with her bionic breasts. I’m suddenly feeling my reading comprehension skills slipping. Help me, Katie-tron! [Socialite Life]

- Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce AND is seeking spousal support. Classy. [Splash News]

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Comments (30)

  1. richbike | August 26, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Fwirst…

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  2. Taz | August 26, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    i want to pump her brains out

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  3. jonelovejone | August 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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  4. jonelovejone | August 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

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  5. On The Fence | August 26, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    On the one side she is doable and thats really what counts but shes old, she has my grandmothers hands and arms and that could mean that her vagina isnt working like it should be and that just might be a conern. I can just look right her eyeball here in this picture of yours and see that she wants to tell me her vagina isn’t what it used to be. Might have to bang and run, not talk with her about how her vagina is cold and dry, just get on with my life.

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  6. kelly green | August 26, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    I think she’s pretty hot.

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  7. jlylec | August 26, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    pretty hot? man, i’d knock the whiskers off that cougar pussy.

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    • Kat | October 13, 2010 at 8:01 am

      That sounds so ridiculous.

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  8. Crocoduck | August 26, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    I watched MLP on Dave last night. I had no idea she was such a stuck-up bitch. No idea.

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  9. http://www.popduds.com/ | August 26, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    I LOVE HER.

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  10. ROUGH Daddy | August 27, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Toga, toga, toga…

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  11. Phil | August 27, 2009 at 7:45 am

    Is that a potato sack that she’s using for a dress? That is one fucking ugly outfit. And those shoes, blecchh. She’d be better off showing up in a towel and some flip flops.

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  12. Larry | August 27, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I’d smoke her blunt any day.

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  13. nose hair clipper | August 27, 2009 at 9:23 am

    she looks hot!

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  14. B | August 27, 2009 at 9:24 am

    There is an entire word missing.

    “- Channing Tatum’s returns to haunt him. And also show people he can emote. Who knew?”

    Channing Tatum’s…what?

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  15. new york hotels | August 27, 2009 at 9:26 am

    who is she?

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  16. teera | August 27, 2009 at 10:12 am

    she’s looking beautiful

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  17. Ticky Tacky | August 27, 2009 at 10:18 am

    She looks pretty good for someone who just had a baby, had another son who was shot, and her husband arrested by Mexican police.

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  18. Jammy | August 27, 2009 at 10:31 am

    The prettiest angel face.

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  19. pam | August 27, 2009 at 11:42 am

    That Jessica Simpson stuff is old news (at least two weeks) and has already been denied by Colt Brennan.

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  20. Bud the wiser | August 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    You’d be raggin on Miley if she achieved success but had no breasts or body, so she can’t win either way. Anyway, no pix on what you are claiming, no foul…

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  21. California Red | August 27, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Hot and a Weed dealer. Nice combo.

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  22. Kirk | August 27, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    She has that look in her eye like she’s one rejection away from boiling a pet rabbit.

    Don’t get me wrong…I’d hit it like a 747.

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  23. Galtacticus | August 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Doesn’t Letterman’s show have a VIP-room? Or do all the guests have to line up and wait outside before entering the show?

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  24. Darth | August 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Not that bad for a 45-year old actress.

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  25. manscaper | August 27, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Love her, she is perfect

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  26. me | August 27, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    she’s pretty… totally puts most younger chicks to shame.

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  27. ugh | October 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    i hate it when women pose all dainty and playful with crooked legs and shit..i mean wtf? just when i thought she was down to earth, she starts getting all crooked like that hosebag paris hilton…for shame MLP.

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  28. why does my tooth hurt | February 20, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    I am going withthe toga comment

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  29. Kat | October 13, 2010 at 8:02 am

    Get your hair cut.

    Reply

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