Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news

The Superficial / August 26, 2009

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn’t they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn’t give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role in Inception. This is what happens when you hang out with Russell Crowe. [Wonderwall]

- Jessica Simpson is eyeing up another quarterback. To date. To date. Not to slap on a hoagie roll. [Celebslam]

- Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene bailed on a Twilight convention in Jersey. Of course, this would mean something if either of them could magically morph into Robert Pattinson. Or Harry Potter with new Dry-Humping Action. [Just Jared]

- Channing Tatum’s stripper days returns to haunt him. And also show people he can emote. Who knew? [PopSugar]

- Katie Price hasn’t cried once over her divorce from Peter Andre. Mostly because she’s a robot sent from the future to promote literacy with her bionic breasts. I’m suddenly feeling my reading comprehension skills slipping. Help me, Katie-tron! [Socialite Life]

- Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce AND is seeking spousal support. Classy. [Splash News]

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