Mary Louise Parker calls off engagement

The Superficial | April 9, 2008 - 10:02 am

Mary Louise Parker, the hot mom from Weeds, called off her engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Smiley McMoustache above, according to the AP:

Parker, who plays an upscale suburban marijuana dealer on the Showtime comedy, ended the relationship with her actor fiance, according to a person close to the former couple. The person, who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the relationship, said the couple had differing lifestyles, but that Parker holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.

While it should be illegal to break up with a man with a moustache, I’m amused by the headline to this story: “Parker ends engagement, AP told.” Apparently the Associated fucking Press felt it necessary to point out that they have exclusive celeb gossip. Hats off to you, chaps! More importantly, what kind of friend calls the AP to spill the beans on your relationship? That’d be like me calilng CNN to tell everyone my roommate’s girlfriend has the clap. Which she does, and I’m still waiting for a callback from Anderson Cooper. Ring, damn you!

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