Mary Louise Parker, the hot mom from Weeds, called off her engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Smiley McMoustache above, according to the AP:
Parker, who plays an upscale suburban marijuana dealer on the Showtime comedy, ended the relationship with her actor fiance, according to a person close to the former couple. The person, who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the relationship, said the couple had differing lifestyles, but that Parker holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.
While it should be illegal to break up with a man with a moustache, I’m amused by the headline to this story: “Parker ends engagement, AP told.” Apparently the Associated fucking Press felt it necessary to point out that they have exclusive celeb gossip. Hats off to you, chaps! More importantly, what kind of friend calls the AP to spill the beans on your relationship? That’d be like me calilng CNN to tell everyone my roommate’s girlfriend has the clap. Which she does, and I’m still waiting for a callback from Anderson Cooper. Ring, damn you!
Holy shit … FIRST?
This is so sad. He did some great porn in the 70s.
he asked for a prenup
I never like Tony Orlando. Tie a yellow ribbon around my nut sack.
I’ll admit she is pretty hot, but what is up with those knees? They look like elephant knees!
Well now that Denny is single again he can become un-dead and go fuck Izzy at Seattle Grace.
Ummm…..how can I say this?
So The Fuck What?
There we go.
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Oh and nice shine on those shoes Mr. Moustache.
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so hot.
I <3 Weeds. That show kicks fukin arse..
Just an FYI, JDM there looks like he does (the ‘stache, a few extra pounds) mainly because of the character he’s playing in 2009′s THE WATCHMEN. He’s playing The Comedian, and it looks pretty bad-ass.
Mary Louise Parker is a talented actress and Weeds is really good show. With that going for her, you can’t expect she will settle for just any old moustache ride. You gotta bring it dude!!
“the couple had differing lifestyles”
Read: She stopped blowing him on demand.
She’s great on the show, but a real fruitcake when it comes to real life.
Damn, I hope when she says “she holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.” that she really means in man talk “she holds Morgan in the highest regards and hopes they remain fuck buddies on a daily basis”, otherwise I would be pissed to lose that
She’s cute. nice gams
The dress is really odd.. can’t decide if I like it or not. Is it made out of leather? Freaky bitch. I like that in a woman.
I think knees in general are rather odd looking and its more of an oddity to find someone with really “nice” ones.
My favorite episode is when Jeffrey Dean Morgan becomes Johnny Bravo, starts wearing beads and sets up his bedroom in the basement because he has become to cool to room with the others.
Mary louese parker is not a bad bperson so I dont under why you make fun of the kness. shes not at all like the other preg woman spealling but theya are standing in the same directions. mys bosses have a mustach and I like it more or less but cant have one at all or ever because of hwho i am which is fine becasue I live with my self.
C’mon people
“Different lifestyles” aka “He had a terrible coke problem” or “The bitch laid there like a wet rag and never blew me”
One of the two. Keepin it real
He’s so gorgeous why anyone would want to end anything with him, I’ll never know.
@20 Right on!! Anexio where you been? Randal, meet the master.
Proof, once again, that not even a hot man can carry off a porn star ‘tache :P
Isn’t he the guy that plays her dead husband on Weeds???
Right on dude, you dodged a major bullet. NEVER get married. Marriage is a fucking prison.
THER IS A GOD!!!!
as we speak im on a flight to hollywood! and its not for a moustache ride.
time to get me some milf ass
Who gives a rat’s ass?
Who broke up with Chigurh from “No Country For Old Men?”
Now why would any straight woman break up with a man with facial hair as HOT as that?
Poor thing, she must be crazy.
Umm…who gives a motherfuck?
yay, his free now. i’d date him. He is hot without the moustache…
Who the hell are these people and why should I care?
@20 > U said it! Everyone make damn sure listen to what Anexio has to say from now on…they have the right idea here…
Differing lifestyles … either he’s doing gay porn for career advancement or she’s a friend of Dorothy, with weekly group meetings.
now’s my chance! and she totally sells weed! boo ya!
oh damn I’m so glad. look at the that fucking mook! how does such an insanely hot, cool chick like MLP end up with a troll like that? jesus, glad he was able to crawl out from under the bridge to make this photo-op. damn, I like Mary Louise Parker, she is soooo foxy!
I have a top just like that to cover my huge hips. I did not know some wear it as a dress lol!
while that mustache HAS TO GO…the dude is actually really HOT !!! and I am very happy he will hopefully be prowling the streets of LA sometime soon !!!!!!!!!
while that mustache HAS TO GO…the dude is actually really HOT !!! and I am very happy he will hopefully be prowling the streets of LA sometime soon !!!!!!!!!
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i read somewhere commenting is just about to become a federal felony.
we’re all going to be treated for comment addiction. when not allowed
to comment, they had a fit. comment withdrawal. very serious problem.
all comments must be positive, uplifiting and upbeat, not critical.
it might hurt someone’s feelings. artists are very sensitive people.
and sometimes they do hate us for loving them.
Given that she is always kissing and hooking up with the most disgusting guys on Weeds, I would have thought it would be him calling it off.
Can’t think of a hotter MILF than this woman. She’s like 43 or something.
good shit lollipop
is season 4 even in production??????? how they gonna leave us hanging like that?
I thought that was Ron Jeremy.
Awwww I hope it was her decision. Mary seems like such a sweet woman, and she is so freaking hot and talented. Weeds is just about the funniest thing on TV lately and she’s had it rough what with getting dumped while knocked up not too long ago and now this..
but its ok because
THUG MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOUR SORRY
26 – yes he playes her dead husband on Weeds, and the dead boyfriend on Grey’s Anatomy and the dead father on Supernatural
apparently his agent doesn’t think he can pull off “alive” on screen
Maybe not the best bod for such a short shirt. Wherever will she find a guy like that again?
that guy looks like Pablo Escobar. print that
that guy doesn’t know how lucky he is.