Mary-Kate Olsen called 3 times instead of 911

January 25th, 2008 // 68 Comments

The masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger’s body called Mary-Kate Olsen instead of 911 using the speed dial on Heath’s cell phone, the AP reports:

A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.

To be fair, I also call an Olsen twin in an emergency. Mostly on the off chance they’re hanging out with Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier. Something about a gratuitous Popeye impression evens me right out. One time he even asked if I “got any wood.” I laughed and was like, “Oh, awesome, Mr. Woodchuck. Classic.” Then he awkwardly laughed and goes “Uh, yeah, right the, uh, woodchuck. Gotta go.” Comedy gold.

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  1. SSS

    I read on another site that Heath’s body was already cold when he was discovered. If this is true, then why the heck is everyone so worked up over who was called first?

    It was her apartment, and she was dating him. From my understanding, the masseuse was her hire. And her number was on the masseuse’s speed dial. So the masseuse called their employer that was dating him, and found well beyond resuscitation, in her home. Why is this a big deal that they panicked and called her?

    And what in the world is up with these scrambled comments? It’s like they’re in Bazarro World (I don’t know how that’s spelled)!

  2. Lisa

    #46:

    I’m so sorry. That must have been extremely traumatic.

    Peace be with you.

  3. mofoghetto

    The reality is, Heath is deceased. It’s done so lets all show some respect and focus on the loss rather than the media frenzy and unsubstantiated assumptions. This isn’t a competition as to who can be the nastiest cunt on here. They are still trying to rationalize Anna Nicole Smith and her son’s death and frankly, it’s none of our business! My sympathies go out to the Ledger family, his family, exes, Matilda etc…no matter what the story is, it’s sad.

  4. mofoghetto

    The reality is, Heath is deceased. It’s done so lets all show some respect and focus on the loss rather than the media frenzy and unsubstantiated assumptions. This isn’t a competition as to who can be the nastiest cunt on here. They are still trying to rationalize Anna Nicole Smith and her son’s death and frankly, it’s none of our business! My sympathies go out to the Ledger family, his family, exes, Matilda etc…no matter what the story is, it’s sad.

  5. alex

    check this out on youtube- beautiful heath tribute- and amazing song….
    http://www.youtube.com/HeathLedgerTribute

  6. I usually try to contact Mary-Kate in an emergency. She always knows what to do.

    Sorry #46-47.

  7. Diana

    Heath is the new Diana…

  8. Marilyn Boobface

    I’m not sure that River Phoenix, James Dean, Diana, Sharon Tate, Heath, Anna Nicole Smith… are losses at all.

  9. Whatever

    Masseuse? I say drug dealer! That is why she freaked.

  10. kayleen

    I don’t care if he was already dead. My FIRST thought would be to call 911. Why call Mary Kate Olson who is on the other side of the country? And no, #51, Heath’s body wasn’t found in MK’s pad…and actually, the two weren’t linked romantically. Also, her number was on HEATH’S speed dial…anyway…no one can be sure what they’d do in a situation like that. It’s just rather peculiar that she’d call MK 3 times before 911…i can see once maybe, but 3? And I don’t really see the reasoning for it…weird situation. Poor Heath and his fam.

  11. lori

    Why was he dating a ghoul?

  12. topnotch spy

    Olsen twat never went to jail for her well known crack/coke habit. who’s her supplier, the UNLICENSED FAKE masseuse? the housekkeeper and UNLICENSED MASSEUSE cleared the room out before the police were called and yet the police don’t see the need to question Olsen hag. How typical that the RICH BIATCH GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING……… AGAIN!

  13. Sammy W.

    olsen is a well known crack w hore. her pupils are ALWAYS DILATED, ALWAYS HIGH.

  14. steve

    #46 – Morgan – what did you do to drive your friend to suicide?

  15. Pooola

    you’re all speculating about stuff you don’t know about, you would have the masseuse charged with murder without even waiting for the facts to come out, how stupid and boring….

  16. D. Richards

    Yeah. #46. How did you kill your friend?

  17. pauli

    for me…..the killer is britney, may be jaime lynn :P
    they’re everywereeeeeeeeee

  18. I Forgot It

    Come on people, everyone knows that you call an Olsen Twin in case of an Emergency. Then one of them runs down the street, dressed like ET or so assorted alien and makes siren noises…..

    But the real issue is, the masseuse couldn’t find the 11 key to dial 9-11 ………

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