Mary Carey in a bikini = CLASSY

June 19th, 2008 // 174 Comments

Mary Carey (VH1 Celebrity Rehab, a shitload of porn) celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. If I ever get married, when it comes time to plan the wedding I’m going to point to this last picture and say “That stuff. I want that stuff to happen.” And by that stuff I mean me pouring water on a porn star while wearing a shirt that will make random strangers want to throw a chainsaw at my face. So, pretty much the most romantic day ever.


  1. #16, you sound like a 3-input man. Start with you mouth, so that we don’t have to hear what you have to say. There’s a billion dollar “boner pill” market as you so eloquently put it, because men like you can’t get it up unless you are with a skank with 3-inputs. Enough said little man.

    Mary Carey is celebrating her 28th birthday? Hmmm… lookds like it’s not the first time she’s celebrated her 28th birthday. If you know what I mean.

    Signed, a two-input woman


  3. noneya

    are you all reatards this is not mariah carey

  4. noneya

    are you all retards this is not mariah carey

  5. noneya

    are you all retards, this is NOT mariah carey !

  6. What is so special about her, she looks like any other girl walking down the street, very common and ordinary looking. God! you guys will bone anything with blonde hair and tits.

  7. aimee

    She is 28? Bullshit.

    She may be possibly 48, with a 90 year old vag.


  8. LIZ

    God, she gets uglier by the minute. Sorry Miriah you will never be what you used to be. Give up trying to look sexy, you just don’t have it anymore.

  9. is that David Weintrab?

  10. sister sweetly

    that’s not mariah carey, you dumb fucks.

  11. sally

    she looks beatiful enough“`and there her beautiful photos on sugarmommymatch d o t co m “worth seeing

  12. HUH???


  13. HUH???


  14. tracy

    thats not even mariah you fuckin retards

  15. Mistik

    I don’t think shes normal…

  16. FunnyFunnyHaHa

    That is David Weintraub, her manager according to her myspace.

    Word in Hollywood though is that they’re “extra” friendly.

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  18. nicole

    grosss seriously girl look in the mirror and remember if your going to get surgery at least get it so you look decent not like a monster from silicone hell

  19. I don’t think shes normal…

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  21. It’s so weried.

  22. Roberta

    Oh my God!!! I’m going blind!! YUCK!!!!!!

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