Mary Carey (VH1 Celebrity Rehab, a shitload of porn) celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. If I ever get married, when it comes time to plan the wedding I’m going to point to this last picture and say “That stuff. I want that stuff to happen.” And by that stuff I mean me pouring water on a porn star while wearing a shirt that will make random strangers want to throw a chainsaw at my face. So, pretty much the most romantic day ever.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
@ Binky, #96: No, she’s a witch. This link is the video that got me started on her. She has a fit.
I like:
cats, kittens, math, physics, racism and making people blow up in purple-faced apoplectic fits. : D
I’m not sure why I like TipToeChick . . . except that she does a pretty nice rant against a black guy here . . .
Too bad it’s an anti-racist rant, but at least the target was a black guy . . .
Are either you or Frist ready to tantrum yet???
you crazy, girl
OK, here’s the deal. You read the post. You comment about the absurdity of the post. We don’t get into politics, we don’t get into racism, we don’t get into motherfucking witchcraft…we just make fun of stuff. Is that ok?
Yeah, right, she’s 28… I’m pretty sure she’d fail the “quick, what year were you born?” test.
Looks like she went to the Pam Anderson school of Overkill fakeboobs! BTW, Mariah is 38 NOT 28! Chek your facts Morons!
@ #103, Frist: I’m not a girl; I’m a guy (although if you want to think I’m girl, feel free). Here you can watch this; you’ll probably like it better than anything on here.
Yeah…I’m not falling for it again….
Yeah…I’m not falling for it again….
I got stuck, you GOT me
If I am lost it’s only for a little while..
WTF is that..! She is damn *ukin fatty pig..!
shit.
It took me most of the day to wrap my head around who the hell Mary Carey is. I really thought “Mariah Carey” or however you spell these names.
…and I love porn…how the hell did I miss this walrus with ginormous juggernats?
Doesn’t anyone but me object to Assembly Line Fucks being called “stars”?
Who let this woman in under the fence? When a coyote comes down out of the hills to fuck your dog in heat, it will usually kill the dog. Giving the same recognition to mattresses as you give to a real actress/actor is bound to ruin the entertainment world.
And there’s a bridge full of people staring at her Significant Douche’s t-shirt.
This is just not Mariah! I don’t even have to look long to see that this is somebody else. Who i don’t know, but reaaaally not Mariah.
Look!
oh ok.. i get it :’)
Hahahahahaha….Mariah Carey. Yeah. That’s not Mimi! Those breasteses are too firm to be Mimi’s. All joking aside, yerk, I think I just threw up a little. Yikes!
LOL that girl is a f*cking rat!
That’s too bad she got implants. She had really nice natural breasts and now they look ridiculous.
Hey #105 & 116, and I’m sure a bunch more above that… That is MARY Carey, not Mariah Carey! Go back and read it again. Although both are disgusting women and I can see why you made the mistake.
THAT is NOT Mary Carey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks so fucking smart in that picture. Really big brains . . . What can I say, I’m a sucker for smart girls
Gross… Fat dirty looking cock-sucker…. Stop swallowing skank, maybe you’ll love some weight…. Nasty bitch
Gross… Fat dirty looking cock-sucker…. Stop swallowing skank, maybe you’ll lose some fucking weight…. Nasty bitch
Oh god am I hungover today
That fucker should start pouring beer on her instead so she instantly relapses, now that would be funny
her hair is absolutely disgusting, jesus.
You know, the funny thing is that Mary Carey is a lot more classy than Mariah Carey ever dreamed of being! At least Mary admits to being a whore and does have some talent (fucking) while Mariah’s talent is squeeking like a pig and marrying rich then becomming a whore.
Don not inflate more than 60 PSI
Can those things be used as a floatation device in the event of a crash?
come on, get this bloated bleepin’ pig off the top of the page already!
I may be out of the loop, but did she marry Nick Cannon?
Plus, everything about her is DISGUSTING…she is a true pig.
The only thing I would do is tit-fuck her and give her a pearl necklace!
She’s cute in that she-will-suck-your-dick-until-you-can’t-walk-straight-or-and-it-might-fall-off-afterwards kind of way.
ugh! any one who thinks that is hot is seriously desperate…or maybe from the midwest! anyway, it takes huge fake implants to make the rest of that lard look hot, otherwise she would just look like a flat chested, fat, bleached out, piece of white trash that she is. check out those pics of her fat ass laying on her belly from the side, yuck have fun with that boys!
#28 called it. That’s David Weintraub from A&E’s Sons of Hollywood. And she’s wearing a Sons Of Hollywood T-shirt? Hmnn I smell a set-up. Did they ever renew that show?
#1 ditto
WHOLY JESUS CHRIST!!
Is this a failed porn star?
THIS IS NOT HER….U DUMMIES.
THIS IS NOT HER….U DUMMIES.
She should try sucking in more. I don’t think she’s sucking hard enough.
Yuck. Like most professional pornstars, she’s ugly and stupid. Internet porn models are so much prettier (and smarter it seems).
Wow. Those implants look painful. And hard.
First Jenna then Mary. What about a hot photo of an attractive porn “actress”, like Rita Faltoyano?
Not that I know anything about obscure Eastern European porno models or anything.
{{{cough}}}
she has BIG BOOBS
It’s not her.
ew. someone tell that nasty thing to close its legs!
omg.. i thought it was mariah until i read the comments
i couldn’t believe how ugly she had gotten :\
well i’m glad it isn’t her
i’ve never heard of this mary before…
Gottaluv the rug burnt knees… You know she works hard for her money.
I have no idea who this is…of course, I don’t watch porn. She’s not one bit attractive and why would a guy want to be with a chick who’s seen more dick’s than a urinal.
shes actually 38…
-oxox-
Sexy, but not beautiful. You can go to the single club —Blackwhitemeet.com— to check beautiful and hot photos. There are so many hot singles there, but you should be a single, then you can join since it is a single club.
middle row, far left. theres a guy in the background wearing the same tshirt?
middle row, far left. theres a guy in the background wearing the same tshirt?