Mary Carey (VH1 Celebrity Rehab, a shitload of porn) celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. If I ever get married, when it comes time to plan the wedding I’m going to point to this last picture and say “That stuff. I want that stuff to happen.” And by that stuff I mean me pouring water on a porn star while wearing a shirt that will make random strangers want to throw a chainsaw at my face. So, pretty much the most romantic day ever.
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#45 ya im surprised that crazy nutcase Barely Stearn hasn’t popped up here yet “There you go my little flat-chested gargoyles, go get boobs like these”
He must have nursed on his mom’s tits until his 20s.
I wonder which is bigger – his cock or his ego? Both had better be enormous.
She’s skankdalicious! That is one butt ugly fattie. Given that she’s a porn star just adds to how nasty this biatch is.
oh my gosh, the whole time I was thinking this was Mariah Carey and I was thinking; “damn, I knew she was a disgusting pig with fake tits, but I didn’t know she was this bad”… This is seriously Mariah Carey’s super-super skank version doppelganger.
Re #46… ‘it*’…
(for those of you keeping score at home)
….and this chick is seriously only turning 28 years old??? Seriously??? Talking about being “through the mill”…
Binky – we’ll let you slide this time. Next time, however its on you !!
Holy Shit, I totally thought that was Mariah Carey for a second!!! :O
Those big fake implants don’t hide the fact that she’s a bit rolly-polly and has cellulite. And I keep waiting to see something nasty crawl out of that cooch. What a lady; literally spreading ‘um to get a little attention. How pathetic.
Oh. Ok Sorry #57 ‘at home’. It is Happy Hour etc.
Will try and minimize the screw-ups from now on….
Cubs’ honour (honor).
“We’ll Dyb Dyb Dyb…!!!
We’ll Dob Dob Dob !”
( Sorry. A bit of a ‘Baden Powell’ cult-inside-info-type-job there.
And I used to think the Scientologists were a bit dif.)
Definitely not mariah, it doesn’t even look like her! not that i’m a fan but cooooome on!
Cliff Notes : Hey Bink. I was never really in Cubs or Scouts. What’s with this ‘Dyb Dyb Dyb’ stuff ?
Binky : Of course you weren’t ever in cubs or scouts Cliff – you’re just a series of books. (And if I told you – I’d have to kill you. )
But after reading your link, I see the ol’ wolf pack has grown up quite a bit.
“Beaver Scouts” ? Looks like you get a badge for surfing some decent porn now.
I might be inclined to eat her poo.
When I watched her on that rehab show, I really thought she might actually get it together and turn herself around. This is so sad…how women feel that in order to be someone they have to degrade themselves. I pray she goes back for help, REAL help and becomes healthy and happy with herself.
her knees tell the whole story…skank.
@ #10: Super comment! Best of the lot! Post of the day! : )
So # 66 You seem like real ‘intellectual’
Inside job ?
Hey Binky, happy hour is OVER!!! Ha, I’m just kidding. It’s always happy hour at FRIST!!!’s..
Pretty sure it was an inside job though, irregardless
@25, did i strike a nerve?
good.
#69 I agree with your comment at #20….she’s fucking gross..
Don’t get me wrong, I do loves me some porn, but her???? Ew..
Ok Frist. You have now finally convinced me. Tanx. (Inside job.)
And how about those Spokane Jets, or Chiefs or whatever they’re called ?
I’m not sure, I’m kinda forgetting, but I think they may have won the ‘Memorial Cup’? type thing….( Kreskin would know.)
(Must have had a few Canadians on the team to make it Kosher ? …. !)
Um… the Chiefs? I don’t know. I don’t follow sports. I’d rather play than watch. God I’m a retard, been here like 7 years and don’t know my own teams..
Ok I looked it up. Dustin Tokarski won the memorial thingie..
Oh, and it’s HOCKEY!!! I went to a hockey game once. It was COOL!!! But the beer was like 6 bucks a glass :(
sIX bUCKS ?
hUMMMM…
Sounds like a bit of a rip…
wELL OK . sTILL HAVING A FEW probs with the ‘Cap lock type ‘thing.
I just threw up a little in my mouth…………….
28th birthday??!! Either shes lying her arse off OR she is NOT aging well. OMG those pics are gross…*shudder*
@ #67: I’m sorry Binky, that I can’t post two links at the same time. I would have preferred to link you to the TNB World video, because it’s the most wonderful video ever! EVER!!! You can watch it by clicking the link on post #66.
I think I will defer from passing judgement on whether or not 911 was an inside job, and link you to a 20 page thread on it instead. Click the link to this post and read to your heart’s content. I myself have never posted in that thread, although I have literally thousands of other posts at that site.
And now, on to the really important stuff! I just want to say one more time how utterly magnifent and well thought out post #10 was! I simply can’t praise it enough!!!
THR
That is soooo NOT Mariah Carey
TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF BY CLICKING THE CAPSLOCK BUtton
Well. I’m sorry #79. Thanks for showing up. I’ve been trying to watch a bit of TV. But if I were here to read all of your links type thing…here… there -on the internet.. Inside job ? Having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’ ? That type of thing ?
Do we have to send in Cliff Notes ? That type of thing ?
Don’t have time to read it all – sorry. Could you relate me a simple ‘WTF’ ? that type of thingie etc..
Oh. Ok. CAPS . This thing on the left side here.
Tanx Frist.
(Personally I have an A (capital) with a circle around it on mine.)
(Not really sure what they’re going on about there)
( Could be some sort of ‘inside job’…
seems to be a lot of that going around lately….that type of thing…)
That thing is 28? Holy Fuck!
Are you watching Last Comic Standing??? That’s what I’m watching. I got stood up tonight :(
LOL.. i thought it said mariah carey too. And im like is she only 28..lol
No Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert – Time shifted. East feed.
Someone should let her know that big fake tits don’t distract from her gut and horrible weave.
I have Steve Colbert’s book, it’s funny
I’m America- And So Can YOU!!
Mr. Plastic.
I check your link and get very very scared with your Hillary Clinton material.
I figure, very quickly , you definitely must be ‘Truther’
Inside job ?
@ #85: Oh poor FRIST! Being stood up; here, click on my link. You can watch TipToeChick!
I love watching TipToeChick!!! : )
Oh. Ok Frist,
I’ll try and pick up a copy.
Cub’s honor.
Cliff Notes: Oh no not this again. DejA – WANK !!
Binky : Oh come on Cliff – let’s just see what happens… type thing…
Here Binky! You and Frist can see if you can figure out TipToeChick’s bar trick. She has the answer in another video.
No peeky! No fair looking ahead; you have to figure it out on your own!!!
That chick is boring me already..
Well, ok UPS just picked up my HP defective laptop, and my defective HP mainframe is still giving me no sound in ‘safe mode.’ (Sorry ‘Hot for Words’ maybe try a cold shower)
So # 92 – is this linked chick taking dirty – or what ?
(Where’s Marilee Matlin when you need her ?)
Seriously, WTC????
Binky, don’t worry about it
I WOULDNT FUCK HER WITH THAT HOLLYWOOD WANNA-BE’S DICK.
SHE IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
Oh. Ok Frist.
Maybe I’ll just go to bed and see what happens tomorrow.
Cliff Notes : Good plan Bink.
Binky : NP