Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t want you to see her bikini

September 7th, 2007 // 76 Comments

Mary-Kate Olsen wants to be able to hit the beach without fear of predatory bikini shots. While being interviewed about her recurring role on the upcoming season of Weeds, Mary-Kate talked to Entertainment Weekly about her career and the media. Here’s what she had to say:

On her career with twin sister Ashley
“If you look at our career from 21 years ago to today, it was about entertaining a specific audience. It wasn’t about acting. It was about pleasing other people and making kids smile.”

On her latest role
“To say that I got to work with those people – with Mary-Louise Parker! – is a great thing. We did have to change our signs, though. When we were on location, we couldn’t have Weeds signs up because we would get stalkerazzi.”

On the constant media attention
“So every time I see paparazzi, I cover my face so they don’t get a picture, and I’m just ‘the mean person who doesn’t smile.’ I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That’s inviting something that I don’t want to happen. I don’t need to be on a ‘Who’s Skinny, Who’s Fat, Who’s Looking Healthy, Who’s Not Eating?’ list.”

Mary Kate is doing another sitcom. How original. Weeds is exactly like Full House. Except for the profanity. And rampant drug use. And graphic sex. And maybe it has quality acting, an intriguing plot and characters you don’t want to throw under a bus. But, other than that, yeah, it’s the exact same thing as Full House. Geez, try something different for a change.

NOTE: I did get a bikini shot of Mary-Kate Olsen once. It basically looked like two pieces of fabric stapled to a broomstick. If that just turned you on, you’re either a very horny janitor, or in need of shock therapy.


  1. Cw

    Frost pist

  2. LouLou


  3. LouLou

    Second? Third?

  4. With a Gorgeous face that – who cares about her bikini…

    One of the few naturally beautiful woman – she probably doesn’t really need makeup

  5. emily

    if you dont want your picture taken then don’t enter that business.

  6. LouLou


  7. mywellrehearsedmistake

    wow – check out the school photo backgrounds! classy MK classy.

    Say CHEESE!

  8. frenchie

    That’s a weird looking little trool

  9. Fifth Stooge

    Oh well, life goes on.

  10. FeedHer

    @ 4 – Yeah, she just needs a decent meal.

  11. BaldAsBritney

    9 out of 10 dentists surveyed say Who gives a fuck?

  12. getalife

    Hey, Super-Facial. Don’t you have anything better to do?

    I do. I’m on the phone with Mary-Kate. Fuck you.

  13. Who needs to see this skeleton in a bikini
    Daily Hot chicks

  14. She’s doing us a favor.

  15. Mike

    What happened here? She actually looks pretty and sweet. Maybe she’s over the goth-baglady look?

  16. I have to agree with you Mike, She almost looks cute

  17. veggi

    Maybe she ate her sister, cause she does look pretty good. healthy and cute.

  18. Ugly People Safaris

    She almost looks like a real person.. that is.

  19. Jason

    I say good for her. The public has gone way overboard in the past 5-10 years or so with celebrities and having to document every second of their lives and dismantle every word that comes out of their mouth (or things they don’t say even). I like sites like this as much as the next person, but there’s a line somewhere that celebrities (who are also ‘people’) should be allowed to draw for themselves. I can’t imagine what it’d be like to constantly have hundreded of shutterbugs snapping away at me 24/7.

  20. Jason

    ps: I agree that she looks amazing compared to a lot of recent photos of her

  21. @4

    Bitch look like a troll! What she doin’ wit’ dat cracka face ah hern grinnin’ like zum gremlin and shiz! You cracka’s reallyz cracks me up!

  22. adeliza

    Oh for Christ’s sake!
    What ever.

  23. Uncle Eccoli

    What a snotty little bitch. She just exudes arrogance and a profound sense of entitlement. Disgusting.

  24. stupidtalk

    21. wit? hern? zum? holy fucking hell. You’re an idiot.

  25. lambman

    Those were really good and reasonable answers. I like that she fessed up that she was “entertaining a specific audience” and not being a serious actress…she was clearly successful at that.

    #5 “if you dont want your picture taken then don’t enter that business.”

    That sounds really stupid considering she didn’t choose to enter this business, she was on full house before she could speak it wasn’t exactlya choice to enter or not. And yes she is still persuing an acting career, but really that’s the only thing she has ever know. Ashely isn’t acting anymore and still gets photographed just as often.

  26. minnimeme

    Who took these pics? The Sears Portrait Studio?

  27. Realist

    Who really wants to see in a Bikini? She is looking better though. And she seems to have her head on her shoulders these days. Like her much more than most of the celebusluts.

  28. Jennifer

    Her face looks like it hurts. Like it’s plastic and if she actually smiles, it will break. AND she needs a manicure!

  29. Shallow Val

    ET, mixed with beanpole with wrinkly knees on top of red fucking high heels. She’s mixed bag of yechh!

    She’ll never look like a real woman. She’s going from little itty bitty girl and then to tiny old lady. There’ll be no in between for those two.


  30. @24

    waz u sayin’. you probablys zum stupid cracka bitch weighin’ like zum tree hunded pounds and zum shit. Stupid cracka bitch!

  31. bb

    who in the hell keeps telling these bitches that they can act?

  32. stupidtalk

    @30- wow. I find it hard to be insulted by an illiterate 12 year old. “zum tree hunded.” ?????? yup. You’re an idiot.

  33. supermotherfuckingstud

    I wonder what my dick would look like in her mouth.

  34. @30 Look krazzy Kelli is back. I guess those rumors that she was eaten by a shark are not true

  35. harmony

    @30 Kelli, is that you??

  36. wedgeone

    I’d finger her, but I probably wouldn’t smell my fingers afterward.

  37. Frick!

    Monkey Face!

  38. veggi

    @32- amen.

  39. @34

    Kelli bees ah white gurls names. I ain’t no cracka bitches! Ann what all diss shiz ’bouts sharks. E’body know black folks can’t swims!

  40. @39 You are butt ugly Kelli trying at act black

  41. @40

    I don’ care what ya’ll fuckers gots ta say. I bee goin’ now. Got’s a life to go to dat you a holes don’t got. Bye for now fuck heads.

  42. Darth Hater

    Those are some awfully cheesy photos, but at least she doesn’t look homeless like normal.

  43. Shallow Val

    I’m looking at the pics again and you know what? She’s kinda ugly, non?

  44. ===KrazyHotKelliKlone=====

    We want to zee your z’z kelli who love and mizz your ugly face. The zhark zpit kelli out becauze he waz a zkinhead.

  45. ady

    She actually sounds quite intelligent in this interview.

  46. Chauncey Gardner

    Is that fucking Jan Hooks from Saturday Night Live?

  47. olsen sandwich

    this chick is ugly and always has been. if you were ugly and had a billion dollars, you would look like this chick. yeah she has nice skin, but she is a billionaire! what money can’t buy you is a naturally pretty face…unless you cut out some poor chicks face hot face and graft it onto yours…which is totally plausible of course. oh and does she have the same condition as renee zelleweger…what is it called? oh yeah…cancer of the face! it leaves you with the inabililty to smile properly…i feel so bad for her and renee…cancer of the face must really suck. i mean really have you seen renee z. smile decently in any kind of way, ever? fuck. not to go on a rant here…but…who the fuck is this chick anyways? other than full house what has she done (i guess other than weeds now as well) she hasn’t done shit! i don’t even think i have heard her voice on any medium since she was five. this chick would be lucky if they took pics of her at a beach…although the photogs would prolly just want to save their film for an actual woman with breasts and an ass and without cancer of the face.

  48. zomg she’s smiling!!!

  49. She is looking pretty good here, and by good I mean in a normal, healthy … eating food kind of way. Good for her.

  50. drdanny

    Mary Kate … I forget, is she the stupid one or the ugly one? Or am I thinking of the Wilson boys?

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