Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards last night where apparently they won the top award for best female fashion designers. More importantly, Mary-Kate dyed her hair darker, so now I know she’s the one who controls the underworld heroin cartels, and Ashley’s the one snorting all their coke profits because she’s staring directly into my soul in every single photo trying to get me to kill Heath Ledger. But he’s already- *eyes glaze over* Yes, sorceress, I will obey…
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ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD
They are both so frail that it takes both of them to support the weight of the award? I got two words for you ladies, 1) food, and 2) gym.
Now I know what happened to the curtains at the Russian Tea Room.
A way less attractive version of whatsherface from Game of Thrones.
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There’s a third Olsen twin?
Hey Homer, so sorry, I hadn’t read your Game Of Thrones comment or payed any attention to your pic. didn’t mean to copy you.
honestly, the dark haired one is creeping me out.
guess which one dies first
The good twin because the evil twin is going to murder her!
I didn’t know there was a demand for Munchkin Wear?
Those two are seriously weird. Who the fuck would want to get anywhere near them?
Twins, so-so in the looks department, worth $100M… if you’re not going to help me, get out of my way.
I would plant my seed in either one of them.
Why is the one (on the right) always slouching?
Seriously, how the fuck are you a top designer when I have not seen their stuff anywhere for sale? All the other people that claim to be top designers I see their stuff for sale, I can’t for the life of me remember ever seeing anything from these two or Jessica Simpson for that matter.
According to wikipedia (I used that there googlin’ device!) they have a clothing line at Wal-Mart for girls 4-14, among others. The only guys who would know this are 1) hapless fathers trying to save money buying stuff for their kids, and 2) pedofiles who need to be buried upside down with their legs spread so I can daily drive over their crotch with my lawn mower.
El Jefe you are probably poor then. The Olsen’s clothes are in most designer department stores.
Wal-Mart’s a designer department store now?
when compared to K-Mart, then yes. hehe no, I mean places like Saks.
It’s actually Ashley who dyed her hair. I’m embarrassed I know this and that it’s so obvious to me.
Mary-Kate Olsen Goes Brunette
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/06/05/mary-kate-olsen-hair-color-brunette/
(This was the only way I knew.)
Did she get a nose job?! She used to have the bigger nose of the two…
I don’t know what scares me the most on this pics, the horrible outfits or the zombie faces this two always have. They should cast them as gargoyles in Game Of Thrones.
note to self-
garlic.
cross.
2 wooden stakes.
hammer.
m&ms.
Fashion award? Looks like someone raided the costume trunk at a preschool.
I still want to have the SEX with Them
Eyeliner is not recommended if your eye sockets are already recessed
creepy the way they pose hip to hip
Why are they always hanging out like this as if surgery failed to separate them at birth?
The older they get the cuter they ain’t.
You know what helps make a picture better ladies? A fucking smile! One that actually shows teeth.
I sense some wincest
eat some food holey crap look at her !!