Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Named America’s Top Killer Muppet Fashion Designers

June 5th, 2012 // 34 Comments

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards last night where apparently they won the top award for best female fashion designers. More importantly, Mary-Kate dyed her hair darker, so now I know she’s the one who controls the underworld heroin cartels, and Ashley’s the one snorting all their coke profits because she’s staring directly into my soul in every single photo trying to get me to kill Heath Ledger. But he’s already- *eyes glaze over* Yes, sorceress, I will obey…

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    K-Tron
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    ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

  2. Frank Burns

    They are both so frail that it takes both of them to support the weight of the award? I got two words for you ladies, 1) food, and 2) gym.

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    Frank Burns
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    Now I know what happened to the curtains at the Russian Tea Room.

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    Homer Simpson
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    A way less attractive version of whatsherface from Game of Thrones.

  5. honestly, the dark haired one is creeping me out.

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    stevebrt
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    guess which one dies first

  7. BostonBruin

    I didn’t know there was a demand for Munchkin Wear?

  8. Those two are seriously weird. Who the fuck would want to get anywhere near them?

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    Coco
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    Why is the one (on the right) always slouching?

  10. El Jefe

    Seriously, how the fuck are you a top designer when I have not seen their stuff anywhere for sale? All the other people that claim to be top designers I see their stuff for sale, I can’t for the life of me remember ever seeing anything from these two or Jessica Simpson for that matter.

    • Frank Burns

      According to wikipedia (I used that there googlin’ device!) they have a clothing line at Wal-Mart for girls 4-14, among others. The only guys who would know this are 1) hapless fathers trying to save money buying stuff for their kids, and 2) pedofiles who need to be buried upside down with their legs spread so I can daily drive over their crotch with my lawn mower.

    • blueberry

      El Jefe you are probably poor then. The Olsen’s clothes are in most designer department stores.

  11. It’s actually Ashley who dyed her hair. I’m embarrassed I know this and that it’s so obvious to me.

  12. KV

    I don’t know what scares me the most on this pics, the horrible outfits or the zombie faces this two always have. They should cast them as gargoyles in Game Of Thrones.

  13. zomgbie

    note to self-
    garlic.
    cross.
    2 wooden stakes.
    hammer.
    m&ms.

  14. JungleRed

    Fashion award? Looks like someone raided the costume trunk at a preschool.

  15. Coyote

    I still want to have the SEX with Them

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    Dingo
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    Eyeliner is not recommended if your eye sockets are already recessed

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    creepY
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    creepy the way they pose hip to hip

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    tom
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    Why are they always hanging out like this as if surgery failed to separate them at birth?

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    Frank Lee
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    The older they get the cuter they ain’t.

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    You know what helps make a picture better ladies? A fucking smile! One that actually shows teeth.

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    ghosts
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    I sense some wincest

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    foobear
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    eat some food holey crap look at her !!

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