Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Named America’s Top Killer Muppet Fashion Designers

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2012

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards last night where apparently they won the top award for best female fashion designers. More importantly, Mary-Kate dyed her hair darker, so now I know she’s the one who controls the underworld heroin cartels, and Ashley’s the one snorting all their coke profits because she’s staring directly into my soul in every single photo trying to get me to kill Heath Ledger. But he’s already- *eyes glaze over* Yes, sorceress, I will obey…

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