Martha Stewart set free

Superficial | September 1, 2005 - 9:50 am

Martha Stewart’s ankle bracelet came off this morning at 12:05 AM, officially setting her free from her house arrest. In typical cartoon fashion, moments after the bracelet came off she started running around the room clawing people and growling like a wild monkey. Shit, what the hell am I talking about? She wasn’t clawing people, she was biting them. In the face.