Martha Stewart was on her way to make an appearance on The View Tuesday when she noticed she was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the studio, it was surrounded by officers and her driver was promptly arrested. Page Six reports:
A visibly upset Stewart went up to her dressing room and, according to a source, “started shouting loudly to an assistant over the phone.” The domestic diva yelled, “How could you do this to me? Don’t you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?”
Hmm, right, so apparently Martha Stewart pays her people to make sure she doesn’t hire any Egyptians. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. As is cutting off somebody’s head and wearing it like a mask. I think.
JadisOne | June 8, 2007 at 10:39 am
She thought the feds was on her again for more insider trading.
anna | June 8, 2007 at 10:40 am
first
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 8, 2007 at 10:40 am
Egyptians are good for only one thing. Supple cotton!
Pokemon_Johnson | June 8, 2007 at 10:41 am
her driver should stop making crack deals in the company car
Boba Fett | June 8, 2007 at 10:42 am
She and Paris should go to the pokey together.
Sheva | June 8, 2007 at 10:43 am
What’s the big deal? Martha had a contract with a company to hire terrorists who would plot their next attack from her garden.
Someone decided this was one too many illegal aliens terrorists from Egypt. I hate when that happens.
Someone call bloviator Ted Kennedy. We have to help these people.
mia | June 8, 2007 at 10:45 am
Fucking racist.
jakebarnes | June 8, 2007 at 10:46 am
Haha classic line:
“What do I pay you people for?!”
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 10:46 am
How stupid do you feel now anna?
And how stupid is Martha Stewart’s assistant anyway? Didn’t she know that the driver was supposed to hail from Pakistan and not Egypt?
Throw your cell at her Marty!
And for more relevant and exciting news, Paris Hilton, a rep from the sheriff’s office, and the prosecuting attorney are meeting with Judge Sauer at 9 AM PDT to put Paris back in jail and to cite the sheriff with contempt of court!
Check it out here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/08/ap/entertainment/main2901753.shtml
Go get ‘em Judge!!
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 8, 2007 at 10:47 am
A moratorium has been declared on announcing that you are “first”.
Especially retarded-looking when one is not.
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 10:48 am
Fuck. The link got cut off. Here it is again:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/08/ap/entertainment
/main2901753.shtml
George | June 8, 2007 at 10:55 am
If people did background checks…they wouldn’t hire you…Martha, the convicted.
Thank god you have money or this could be you.
Al-Abib | June 8, 2007 at 10:55 am
All Egyptians are terrorists so the police did the right thing. FUCK EM ALL!!! Goddamn dot head motherfucker should all die.
Al-Abib | June 8, 2007 at 10:55 am
All Egyptians are terrorists so the police did the right thing. FUCK EM ALL!!! Goddamn dot head motherfuckers should all die.
Vas Deferens | June 8, 2007 at 10:55 am
First!
YouRang | June 8, 2007 at 10:55 am
#11 Please let the judge be angry, and please let him set a standard. Please Please Please Please Please Please PLEASE!
gina | June 8, 2007 at 10:56 am
Why is it illegal to not want an Egyptian to drive you somewhere?
celeb drama: http://www.innerdrama.com
YouRang | June 8, 2007 at 10:59 am
#11 Please let the judge be angry, and please let him set a standard. Please Please Please Please Please Please PLEASE!
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 8, 2007 at 11:00 am
What? This story doesn’t make sense. This is definitely one of those “Three’s Company” jumping to conclusions situation.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 11:02 am
Fuck you Martha Stewart. How smart could you possibly be? You spent more than 3 days in jail, you dumb bitch!
RichPort | June 8, 2007 at 11:06 am
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Egypt.
Egypt who?
Egypt me, I want my money back!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
(crickets)
DahliaRose | June 8, 2007 at 11:10 am
She should have known he was an Egyptian by the way he walked.
I hate her she is just a white collar criminal and not a very nice person.
woodhorse | June 8, 2007 at 11:15 am
So what? One of those middle Eastern guys sells me gasoline each week. Sometimes he says some interesting stuff and we talk a few. On the other hand, she should be in East Texas and have to run in to Fucking Gypsies – curse them all (and then just try to find your wallet)and their last name of “Blue” and their septic cleaning jobs (“we are a people without a country – we don’t pay taxes”)and God help you if one of your kids is in the hospital at the same time as one of theirs…..that’s a whole other story.
cosmetologist | June 8, 2007 at 11:18 am
Man, she looks terrible.
Can’t she afford a face lift.
We call the hairdo she has the poor woman’s face lift because she is trying to cover her face with all that stringy, damaged hair.
jokadrma | June 8, 2007 at 11:22 am
This, like Paris Hilton calling Sarah Silverman a bitch … is not news, and not funny. TheSuperficial is usually brilliant, but these little flashes of mediocrity give me worries of Mad Cow.
Bern | June 8, 2007 at 11:22 am
I heard the guy was planning on usurping the pharaoh.
Nick A. | June 8, 2007 at 11:23 am
Well, I guess it’s safe to say that Martha won’t be teaching anyone how to sketch hieroglyphics on their own homemade papyrus anytime soon.
veggi | June 8, 2007 at 11:25 am
OH rich port. thank you.
The_Squizz | June 8, 2007 at 11:28 am
Don’t pick on Martha. Don’t we all hate Egyptians?
The_Squizz | June 8, 2007 at 11:28 am
Don’t pick on Martha. Don’t we all hate Egyptians?
The_Squizz | June 8, 2007 at 11:28 am
Don’t pick on Martha. Don’t we all hate Egyptians?
RoboHobo | June 8, 2007 at 11:29 am
26 Bern I want to usurp the huge tits on your blog.
Dan | June 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
THIS SITE IS RETARDED and these articles are written by spoiled brats. You dont have to be a fan of Martha Stewart to know that by drawing a sarcastic reference to arab/muslim terrorists cutting off real heads to Martha’s upset regarding her Egyptian driver, in this day and age, givng your reference to her cutting of his head metaphorically, is just pathetic. The writers makes their nasty comment with some false air of being above it all. Faking it aint being it. To the person who wrote that piece (of garbage) JOIN the Army and go and fight the terrorists and see the humans left on the roadside before you compare anyone to an arab terrorist. You own remark was racist to arabs too once you used that comment of Martha “cutting off his head.” How sick!!! How pathetic!!1
RichPort | June 8, 2007 at 11:39 am
So DAN… which madrasah did you attend you fucking terrorist apologist?
Chauncey Gardner | June 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
“Martha Stewart hates Egyptians.
In a related story, Father Time hates Martha Stewart’s face.”
orderly conduct | June 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm
^^ I thank you for that.
DrJava | June 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Did he walk like an Egyptian?!
Spindoc | June 8, 2007 at 12:08 pm
She didn’t give a shit that the guy was Egyptian, she was upset because they didn’t background check somebody from a country that has a lot of people on the terrorist watch list. Not a huge Martha Fan, but I’d be pissed too if I hired anybody, Driver, Nanny, etc… who wasn’t background checked.
Proud Egyptian | June 8, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Stupid Bitch i hate her egyptian people are the the best
what the fuck and for thoese assholez thing wer terriost fuck you
lambman | June 8, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Is the Egyptian guy an illegal alien or something? Cause if so then she’s totally paying whoever hired him way to much, and by way to much I mean she shouldn’t pay them anything.
Nando | June 8, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Bitch needs to get her ass back to jail and get stripped off of all of her money.
Fucking cunt!
I hate it when people are so racist like that.
Spindoc | June 8, 2007 at 12:23 pm
#41, Nando,
Not withstanding that she wasn’t pissed because she is racist she was pissed because somebody who was on a watch list as a possible dangerous person was non background checked….
It isn’t racist for her to single somebody out that is Egyptian. It would instead be singling somebody out because of their national origion. They don’t list the races as Black, White, Asian, Egyptian.
Petite | June 8, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Anyone who imigrates here from Egypt should be watched very carefully.
The FACTS don’t lie or “mislead” the public…There have been a lot of terrorist come out of Egypt to attack people in countries around the world.
Joseph | June 8, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Um.
I’ll bet you a million dollars she said “He was a GYPSY!”, not “He was Egyptian!”
It makes the rest of the story way more understandable, too.
Dan | June 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
So RichPort, go work on your reading comprehension. If you did not understand my post, you dont have to be nasty. If you are the high school kid who wrote the piece for the Martha pic…sorry to upset you. We still have to fight to regain freedom of responsible speech.
shanipie | June 8, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I’m sorry but are we really surprised she would say atuff like this?
She’s a bitch. We all know this. We all feel bad for people who work for her.
wow you mean she’s also racist? Shocked, I’m just shocked.
Sam | June 8, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No. 13… Egyptians, dot-heads? Wrong country. Actually, wrong continent.
RichPort | June 8, 2007 at 1:36 pm
@45 –
Dear Dan,
Please feel free to visit http://mirriamwebster.com and look up both SARCASM and SENSITIVITY. Many thanks.
Best wishes,
RichPort
Skip Smith | June 8, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Don’t mind Dan. He’s just upset because the imam botched the female circumcision on his daughter.
Yourfairytale | June 8, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I’m Egyptian and I can say, because of it, I’m 1,000 times hotter than this blonde white bitch. She’s just jealous she’s not exotic and beautiful.