You Take A Run At Martha Stewart, You Best Not Miss
Last month, Martha Stewart took an open crack at Gwyneth Paltrow which apparently was the opening salvo in a turf war because bitch just went to the mattresses, and holy shit, is it a good thing. From a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” (above) in the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living:
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.
And that was Gwyneth Paltrow’s detached spine dangling in Martha Stewart’s hands before becoming a beautiful centerpiece that complements your Christmas ham.